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a1s 02-06-2005 05:47 PM

I've wanted to find the answer to this riddle from "Crimson Crown", for 5 years:

I am, I'm not. I visit young and old,
Some I make timid and some I make bold,
Unwise is the one who pokes fun at me.
Beware, for I am a shadow of thee.

:cry:
could someone :help: me?

troop18546 02-06-2005 05:54 PM

The Reaper? :eeeeeh:

Tom Henrik 02-06-2005 06:01 PM

Yup. Death.

troop18546 02-06-2005 06:02 PM

It took him 5 years to get this riddle? :blink:

A. J. Raffles 02-06-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by troop18546@Jun 2 2005, 06:02 PM
It took him 5 years to get this riddle? :blink:
No. It took him 5 years not to get this riddle. :D

BeefontheBone 02-06-2005 06:26 PM

clearly death, bud.

troop18546 02-06-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles+Jun 2 2005, 08:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (A. J. Raffles @ Jun 2 2005, 08:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-troop18546@Jun 2 2005, 06:02 PM
It took him 5 years to get this riddle? :blink:
No. It took him 5 years not to get this riddle. :D [/b][/quote]
I often mix my words up. I meant - "he didnt get it for 5 years?"

a1s 02-06-2005 07:19 PM

what do you think I am? a complete moron? any other kind would get death in 5 years!
anyway, it's not death. :w00t:
did anyone actualy play crimson crown (for apple ][)?

Doc Adrian 02-06-2005 07:23 PM

how about Temptation

Doc Adrian 02-06-2005 07:26 PM

or fear... that riddle can have alot of answers

a1s 02-06-2005 07:30 PM

I am and Idiot! 5 years...
HOTU has the walktrough (I got it from a friend, as a part of his apple ROM collection, so I've never been on HOTU page of this game before, and google turns up empty).
it's dream.
now, can anyone tell me how do dreams make people timid, and how are they our shadows? :ranting:
Маразм кепчал!

EDIT: fear, how interesting for you to mentoin it, because it's an answer to a more logical riddle:
Hands I do not have, yet I grasp so tight.
I love darkness, my enemy is light.
Both the mighty and low know me well,
For in the hearts of men do I dwell!

Doc Adrian 02-06-2005 07:37 PM

Dreams...who would of thought...its true now that I see it. Glad I wasn't playing this riddle game with Gollum or I would of got ate.

Iron_Scarecrow 03-06-2005 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jun 3 2005, 05:30 AM
now, can anyone tell me how do dreams make people timid, and how are they our shadows? :ranting:

Nightmares scare and affect everyone. The shadow part I do not know.

Doc Adrian 03-06-2005 04:26 PM

dreams are a reflection of our fears and hopes I guess, and our subconcious

apparently the designer of Crimson Crown thought more highly of his dreams than I do :blink:

Iron_Scarecrow 04-06-2005 10:35 AM

I can understand that. After all it is our brain that conjurs up dreams, while sleeping we have no control over our brains and whether we dream of our fears or our hopes, our subconscience must be behind it.

But I don't believe that dreams have any meaning.

Mahar Vairo 04-06-2005 07:34 PM

What do you guys think of the riddles on the moredhel chest in Betrayal of Krondor

Edit Do you guys remember some of them?

Doc Adrian 04-06-2005 09:06 PM

I don't know any of those riddles...tell me more tell me more :)

Mahar Vairo 04-06-2005 09:32 PM

I'll have to play the game again, cause I can remember any of them.
I'll try playing during the week and post next weekend.

Anyone else is free to post.

P.S. If I see the riddle chances are I'll remember the answer, so you just got to ask me if you can't get it. I could also check the answer in the cheats. :D (Don't worry, I'll be honest if I used the cheat)

Edit: can't remember... I meant to say can't remember any of them.

lethe 04-06-2005 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 4 2005, 10:35 AM
But I don't believe that dreams have any meaning.
Dreams have a meaning because they're your brain concerns displayed to when your superego is down. They might look screwed up since the way your brain views things might not be the same way that you do consciently. If you do try to understand your brain though, you'll find out a lot about yourself just by interpreting the dreams.

Doubler 04-06-2005 09:40 PM

Dreams have a meaning, hmmm...
I think it's more like dreams having a source. Subtle difference.

lethe 04-06-2005 10:01 PM

For what good are the answers if you don't have questions?

Doubler 04-06-2005 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lethe@Jun 4 2005, 10:01 PM
For what good are the answers if you don't have questions?
Pardon?

Doc Adrian 04-06-2005 11:04 PM

that sounds like one of those Zen Riddles


lethe 05-06-2005 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doubler+Jun 4 2005, 10:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Doubler @ Jun 4 2005, 10:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lethe@Jun 4 2005, 10:01 PM
For what good are the answers if you don't have questions?
Pardon? [/b][/quote]
If you consider a dream as an answer to a issue that lies inside your mind, then there must be one question (trouble, concern, event) that is the source of the dream.

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lethe+Jun 5 2005, 07:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lethe @ Jun 5 2005, 07:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 4 2005, 10:35 AM
But I don't believe that dreams have any meaning.
Dreams have a meaning because they're your brain concerns displayed to when your superego is down. They might look screwed up since the way your brain views things might not be the same way that you do consciently. If you do try to understand your brain though, you'll find out a lot about yourself just by interpreting the dreams. [/b][/quote]
Hmmmmmm.

But anyway I was thinking more like, dreaming of something and it then comming true, I have friends who believe that, I think they're psychotic.

a1s 05-06-2005 02:53 AM

well yes it does. just a few days ago I dreamt up I would have an exam, guess what I faced in the morning? that's right, an Exam in computer science!
but then again, there was that dream about killer-bunny-solth-zombies, 'm still waiting for that to happen. :D

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 02:58 AM

But you knew an exam was comming, so it doesn't count. They see it more as seeing into the future to what they don't know is going to happen.

Yes even I am confused by that last sentence.

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 03:27 AM

Ah so you don't believe in dream premonitions but you do believe that the mind can reflect your subconcious thoughts in dreams but not nessecarily in a prophetic way?

yipes no short way to say it is there

a1s 05-06-2005 03:31 AM

it's a joke. in fact it's all a joke, the whole post.
but "prophetic" dreams do exist- they are the result of your subconcious processing the information you have, so there's no way way to predict you will be run over by a car, but if you read the news, you might excidentaly predict the next econimcal crisis. your subconcsiousness is a great power!

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 03:35 AM

We've come a long way from the riddles sorry to roam :ot:

Does anyone have a riddle offhand to tease our brains with?

a1s 05-06-2005 03:38 AM

yellow, yet not cheese.
round, yet not a cat.
what is it?

well you asked for a riddle offhand, that's the only one that came to my mind :angel:

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 03:39 AM

LOL ...um...the moon. LOL

a1s 05-06-2005 03:41 AM

yes, your turn now.
EDIT: or you could solve this one too:
every creature in the world has seen it, but to their dieing day they'll never see the same one again.

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 03:56 AM

lots of things... my first thought is.. a moment

a1s 05-06-2005 04:07 AM

er... no. this riddle has a different answer, allthough I could make some 5-10 on the spot that would fit also.

EDIT:it could prove a problem, since each riddle has a set answer, like the moon in the first one, and even though both log and a smiley would be answers, they aren't. so what do we do?

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 08:48 AM

I heard this one before...

I think the answer is a sunset or sunrise.

Then again it could be day.

Hmmm.... then again it could be something completely different.

Never mind that's my guess.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 09:09 AM

Oh! I just remembered a riddle from Krondor. However, it's very common riddle and easy to get.

What runs but never walks,
and has a mouth but never talks.

BTW in Krondor you always know how many words there are in the answer.
So I'll also give you that.

the answer is five letters long.


_ _ _ _ _ :angel:

PrejudiceSucks 05-06-2005 10:08 AM

duh... it's a river.

Right - I have a riddle. It's from Baldur's Gate 2, so a lot of people might know it, but it's a goodie.

The poor have it, the rich have need of it and if you ate it you would die - what is it?

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 10:32 AM

I remember this one I think it was also in Krondor.

It's ... nothing.

The poor have nothing
the rich have need of nothing
and if you ate nothing you would die. :angel:

How about this one:
The person who made it, did not want it.
The person who bought it, did not use it.
The person who used it, never saw it.
What is it?

PrejudiceSucks 05-06-2005 10:40 AM

Love (maybe they were pressured into sex)?

Fox 05-06-2005 11:01 AM

Too bad I can't answer any of Mahar Vairo's riddles. I feel it would be cheating, 'cause he's my brother.

Fox 05-06-2005 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 5 2005, 10:32 AM
How about this one:
The person who made it, did not want it.
The person who bought it, did not use it.
The person who used it, never saw it.
What is it?

U forgot to give them the amount of letters in the word

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 11:12 AM

Not love.

And there's six letters in the answer.

_ _ _ _ _ _

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 11:14 AM

I met someone on KoL who liked riddle's he made his own ones that were google proof, cause he was sick of people googling for answers, and he made quite a good one, only one person got the right answer but it took him an hour or two to fully justify it. This is it. I think I remember it:

In an age unbecomming I am unwanted
I speak of elegance when on the neck adorned
In language I often feel forlorn

I think my wording is different but that should be it.

Fox 05-06-2005 11:22 AM

A fur scarf or maybe A diamond necklace :D

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 11:24 AM

No it must fit all three parts, and the middle part is disputable, but the creator of it thinks this way and makes it a valid riddle.

Fox 05-06-2005 11:29 AM

A parrot?

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 11:39 AM

No. Thinking about it the last line should say "When spoken I often feel forlorn"

So it should be:

In age unbecomming I am unwanted
I speak of elegance when on the neck adorned
When spoken I often feel forlorn

That makes it work a lot better.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 11:55 AM

Could it be a ...tie or something like that.


Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 11:59 AM

Do you find tie's elegant?

Fox 05-06-2005 12:02 PM

A chain?

P.S I got to do my homework, so bye for now

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 12:06 PM

Chain made of what?



Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo
How about this one:
The person who made it, did not want it.
The person who bought it, did not use it.
The person who used it, never saw it.
What is it?

Anyway could this one be oxygen?
But that really only fits in with the last clue.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 12:24 PM

Not oxygen.

for yours is it ...gold

like golden era, gold chain and golden years.

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 12:30 PM

Not gold.

Could yours be a shadow?

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 12:34 PM

Not shadow.

Need a clue?

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 12:35 PM

Yeah could be helpful.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 12:36 PM

How bout ...iron

cause there is an iron age, and iron chain...
... ok so i don't have one for the third part.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 5 2005, 12:35 PM
Yeah could be helpful.
Ok. It got something to do with death, but it isn't death.

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 12:42 PM

No not iron, and it has to do with age not an age.

Sorrow?

Doubler 05-06-2005 12:42 PM

Could it be a grave, or a coffin?

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 12:50 PM

Coffin sounds good.

I've never been too good with riddles.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 12:55 PM

:party: Doubler is right it is a C O F F I N :ok:

You can have a go if you want.

Doubler 05-06-2005 12:57 PM

No, not me...
Besides, wouldnt be fair to Iron_Scarecrow, who was trying to get it right for quite a while, and still has his own riddle unsolved.

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 01:00 PM

Well Mahar is very close with gold.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doubler@Jun 5 2005, 12:57 PM
No, not me...
Besides, wouldnt be fair to Iron_Scarecrow, who was trying to get it right for quite a while, and still has his own riddle unsolved.

That reminds me Iron_S. could you us another clue.

Btw was i even close with my guesses.

Edit Nevermind.

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 01:03 PM

And like I have said the middle clue is based mainly on personal opinion of the person who created it.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 01:10 PM

Silver?

if not, is it a precious* metal or stone, and if it is please say which one.

*forgive the spelling. :wall:

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 01:16 PM

Yes it is Silver.

When people grow old they dont want grey or silver hair.
The person who made this riddle find silver to be more elegant.
And there is no word that rhymes with silver, therefore it is forlorn.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 01:22 PM

I can't think of one right know, so someone else have a go. :bye:

a1s 05-06-2005 01:33 PM

what is in my pocket? :whistle:

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 01:36 PM

A ring?

Fox 05-06-2005 01:36 PM

We chase each other forever & ever
We can't seem to catch one another
When one comes, the other is gone
Try to figure out this song*.

*Actually riddle, but song rhymes.

Fox 05-06-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jun 5 2005, 01:33 PM
what is in my pocket? :whistle:
Is it your hand?

a1s 05-06-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 5 2005, 01:36 PM
A ring?
no, there's nothing there! (oh well I guess I would be eaten by a gorlum)

about the current riddle:that would be day and night

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fox@Jun 5 2005, 11:36 PM
We chase each other forever & ever
We can't seem to catch one another
When one comes, the other is gone
Try to figure out this song*.

*Actually riddle, but song rhymes.

Day and night?
I'm thinking Today and Tomorrow.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 01:49 PM

It is day and night.

day and night chase each other but can never catch each other.(although they come quite close at dawn and dusk)
it's like two dogs running round tree chasing each other.

a1s your turn.

Iron_Scarecrow 05-06-2005 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 5 2005, 11:49 PM
It is day and night.

day and night chase each other but can never catch each other.(although they come quite close at dawn and dusk)
it's like two dogs running round tree chasing each other.

Well it's exactly the same with today and tomorrow, just to justify my answer.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow+Jun 5 2005, 01:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Iron_Scarecrow @ Jun 5 2005, 01:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mahar Vairo@Jun 5 2005, 11:49 PM
It is day and night.

day and night chase each other but can never catch each other.(although they come quite close at dawn and dusk)
it's like two dogs running round tree chasing each other.

Well it's exactly the same with today and tomorrow, just to justify my answer. [/b][/quote]
Today chases tomorrow, but how can tomorrow chase today?

Yesterday chases today, right? :max:

a1s 05-06-2005 02:24 PM

here seats an old man, many clothes he wears,
yet whoever undresses him shall shed many tears.
(translation by yours truly)

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 02:30 PM

An onion perhaps?

a1s 05-06-2005 02:36 PM

yes.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 02:54 PM

Here's an easy one.

What's black and white and read all over(This one's best if said).

A. J. Raffles 05-06-2005 03:13 PM

A book.:)

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 03:44 PM

No, try again.

A. J. Raffles 05-06-2005 03:55 PM

That's the traditional answer... Oh well, a newspaper, then.

Doubler 05-06-2005 03:59 PM

I would say one of those old black-and-white movies with no speech, in which all that had to be said appeared as text in between shots.
Fit's the discription admirably LOL

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 04:03 PM

Yes, newspaper.

It's an old riddle when newspapers where only printed in black and white.(At least I think so... :blink: )

a1s 05-06-2005 04:06 PM

must be some commie newspaper (well you did say it was very 'red'):)

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 04:11 PM

No I didn't, I said "read".

But if you 'say' it people mistake for "red".

Fox 05-06-2005 05:08 PM

Here's an easy one

What gets bigger, the more you take away from it?

BeefontheBone 05-06-2005 05:10 PM

A hole. That one's a bit like the one about a towel getting wetter as it dries.

Fox 05-06-2005 05:17 PM

I knew it was too easy.
Well your turn i suppose

BeefontheBone 05-06-2005 06:29 PM

Don't think we've had this old chestnut yet: What stands on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 06:36 PM

a man..(the riddle of the sphinx)

as a baby it crawls (morning)
as a young man it walks with two legs (afternoon)
and as an old man it uses a cane 3 legs (evening)

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Jun 5 2005, 06:29 PM
Don't think we've had this old chestnut yet: What stands on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs in the evening?
Anyone familiar with greek mythology should get this one.

@Beef I just thought about posting this one myself.

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 06:49 PM

another oldie..sorry not good at thinking them up :)

Towns but no houses, rivers with no fish, roads without wagons, forests without trees

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 06:58 PM

So does this mean no one can remember riddles from Krondor?

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 07:22 PM

I hate to admit it, never played it

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Jun 5 2005, 07:22 PM
I hate to admit it, never played it
If you got time try it.

It's available to download from abandonia.

P.S. I don't remember hearing your riddle before. :blink:

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 07:38 PM

I'll have to download it, mines from a game too LOL but I have to see if maybe I can ask to upload it and review it, I think its safe from ESA but will have to ask the boss :)



a1s 05-06-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
So does this mean no one can remember riddles from Krondor?
where do you think mine came from?! :bye:
and I remeber there were 1 or 2 beside that.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s+Jun 5 2005, 07:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (a1s @ Jun 5 2005, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mahar Vairo@Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
So does this mean no one can remember riddles from Krondor?
where do you think mine came from?! :bye:
and I remeber there were 1 or 2 beside that. [/b][/quote]
I recognised it but didn't know where it was from.

BTW I really should play it again.

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 07:53 PM

so to the riddle I said "The moment" as the answer...what was the correct one since it could be a few things :)

Just curious

a1s 05-06-2005 08:02 PM

the answer was "yesterday" 9-letters.

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 08:05 PM

thank ya, in the spirit of good will for answering that. Mine has just 3 letters :)

a1s 05-06-2005 08:10 PM

"m o m e n t" that's six.

Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Jun 5 2005, 06:49 PM
another oldie..sorry not good at thinking them up :)

Towns but no houses, rivers with no fish, roads without wagons, forests without trees

I think it is a 'map'

P.S. thnx for the clue, it restricted my thinking to 3 letters

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 08:21 PM

You got it..thats from Shadowgate :)


Mahar Vairo 05-06-2005 08:35 PM

I go offline in couple of hours and I won't be back till next week. So someone else have a go.

P.S It is now exactly... 10:35pm SA time.

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 08:42 PM

Heres another Historical one that apparently the great poet Homer couldn't answer


from an Ancient Greek Fisherman

""What we caught we threw away, what we didn't catch, we kept"


a1s 05-06-2005 08:44 PM

fleas?

Fox 05-06-2005 08:48 PM

Nothing?

PrejudiceSucks 05-06-2005 08:50 PM

Cholera?

Doc Adrian 05-06-2005 09:42 PM

close enough actually to fleas...it was Lice

Homer apparently killed himself because he couldn't figure it out according to lore, boy people really took riddles back then

but Fleas is close enough I warrant..though all the other answers were good too..whos next :)

(Sorry it didn't alert me)

Mahar Vairo 10-06-2005 07:51 PM

Hi guys! Err.. do you guys like riddles?

Or are you :sick: of them?

If not here's one:


In all the world, none can compare,
To this tiny weaver, his deadly cloth
So silky and fair.

(From Krondor again)

Clue : 6 letters _ _ _ _ _ _

(and eight... :whistle: ... oops)

A. J. Raffles 10-06-2005 08:26 PM

Spider?

Mahar Vairo 10-06-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 10 2005, 08:26 PM
Spider?
Right. Sorry for taking long to answer.

Do you want to have a go or should I post another one?

A. J. Raffles 10-06-2005 09:11 PM

OK, I'll give you an easy one:

"When I'm black they seek me
When I'm red they beat me
When I'm old and white
They fling me out of sight."

Fox 10-06-2005 09:13 PM

Ah.... Hi guys! Looks like I get a free post. :D

What do u get if u cross a highway with a bicycle.

Fox 10-06-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 10 2005, 09:11 PM
"When I'm black they seek me
When I'm red they beat me
When I'm old and white
They fling me out of sight."

Charcoal?

Mahar Vairo 10-06-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 10 2005, 09:11 PM
OK, I'll give you an easy one:

"When I'm black they seek me
When I'm red they beat me
When I'm old and white
They fling me out of sight."

I don't think I heard that one before?

could it be coal?

Danny252 10-06-2005 09:17 PM

well maybe some sort of metal?

A. J. Raffles 10-06-2005 09:18 PM

Ah, so you've never read Joan Aiken's Willoughby Chase sequence, then.;)

It's not coal.

Mahar Vairo 10-06-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 10 2005, 09:18 PM
Ah, so you've never read Joan Aiken's Willoughby Chase sequence, then.;)

It's not coal.

Who?

And what is he?

gamer? programmer? game character? novelist even?

A. J. Raffles 10-06-2005 09:24 PM

She was the author of a bunch of great children's books. She died last year, I think, leaving one of my favourite series unfinished. :ranting:
(Yes, I have occasional bouts of childishness.:D)

Fox 10-06-2005 09:25 PM

some type of fruit? (e.g a melon or plum)

P.S Anyone gonna try mine on page 8?

A. J. Raffles 10-06-2005 09:27 PM

It isn't a fruit either.

Tulac 10-06-2005 09:27 PM

Errm grapes?

EDIT1:*oopsy didn't see the upper post*

EDIT2: Maybe wine?

Fox 10-06-2005 09:32 PM

a bird? :blink: a Fox? :D

BTW Are'nt her books for girls mainly?

Mahar Vairo 10-06-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 10 2005, 09:24 PM
She was the author of a bunch of great children's books. She died last year, I think, leaving one of my favourite series unfinished. :ranting:
(Yes, I have occasional bouts of childishness.:D)

Sorry about that. :kosta:

Is any of her books available in a public library.
I don't mind reading children books.
I will still read Enid Blyton's books when I can.

Edit: BTW I live in South Africa, I will try checking myself.

A. J. Raffles 10-06-2005 09:44 PM

No wine, no bird, no fox. Danny was pretty close, actually, I just missed his post at first.;)

I wouldn't really call Joan Aiken a girl's author. Unless having a girl as the main protagonist already makes a book a girls' book, which is nonsense, if you ask me. The Wolves of Willoughby Chase or Black Hearts at Battersea are good books to start with. Alternatively, if you like books with a historical setting, try her Bridle the Wind trilogy. Just don't blame me if you don't like the books after all.:D

Tulac 10-06-2005 09:45 PM

Iron?

A. J. Raffles 10-06-2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tulac@Jun 10 2005, 09:45 PM
Iron?
Correct. :ok:

Your turn.

Fox 10-06-2005 09:54 PM

@ Raffles: Sorry 'bout that

@ Tulac: Man! That was my next guess. :wall:

I Think maybeeeeeeee....... A Knight?

P.S Just try mine on page 8! Pleeeeeeeeaaasssssssse :cry:

EDIT: sorry! I was busy typing mine

Tulac 10-06-2005 09:55 PM

From house to house I go, sometimes narrow, sometimes wide.
And whether there's rain or snow I always stay outside. What am I?

Fox 10-06-2005 09:56 PM

a road

Tulac 10-06-2005 09:58 PM

You are extremely close to it, but it's not exactly a road...

Mahar Vairo 10-06-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 10 2005, 09:44 PM
No wine, no bird, no fox. Danny was pretty close, actually, I just missed his post at first.;)

I wouldn't really call Joan Aiken a girl's author. Unless having a girl as the main protagonist already makes a book a girls' book, which is nonsense, if you ask me. The Wolves of Willoughby Chase or Black Hearts at Battersea are good books to start with. Alternatively, if you like books with a historical setting, try her Bridle the Wind trilogy. Just don't blame me if you don't like the books after all.:D

I agree with you, I like Agatha Cristie books.

and sorry for been :ot:

Fox 10-06-2005 10:00 PM

a street or walkway or pathway or driveway

Tulac 10-06-2005 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fox@Jun 10 2005, 11:00 PM
pathway
Accepted... :ok:
(I guess I should've accepted the road at first :wall: )

Fox 10-06-2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fox@Jun 10 2005, 09:13 PM
What do u get if u cross a highway with a bicycle.
This has been my riddle for a long time. Just try to guess it.

Tulac 10-06-2005 10:16 PM

Killed?

Fox 10-06-2005 10:18 PM

ur right! :D :D :D

Tulac 10-06-2005 10:19 PM

Well I'm off for the night, will have to think of a harder riddle...

a1s 10-06-2005 10:27 PM

You will probably think that my IQ is the natural logorithm of one *), but I don't get the Riddle about Iron :cry: . can someone explain it?



_____________________________________________
*) that is to say it equals 0 :)

Fox 10-06-2005 10:36 PM

I guess when iron is new, then it is black and people want it.
When it is red, then people beat it so that they can mould it.(Blacksmith)
I dont really get the last bit myself. :D :D :whistle:

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 06:01 AM

Iron ore is sought, then the iron is heated until red and smithed and when it has cooled down, the blacksmith flings it away and goes on to the next bit of iron. I suppose. Riddles are meant to be a bit cryptic, after all. :D

Doc Adrian 11-06-2005 06:37 AM

Waits for next riddle eagerly :)

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 08:26 AM

Maybe this one will stump you: :sneaky:

The Prince, from his lofty perch,
Will find our troops without a search.
His men will fall, his castle too,
And then what will The Prine do?

There are 3 letters _ _ _


A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 08:33 AM

Erm, throw a tantrum? No, that's more than three letters...

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 11 2005, 08:33 AM
Erm, throw a tantrum? No, that's more than three letters...
It's more like statement, then a riddle. :whistle:

Doc Adrian 11-06-2005 08:48 AM

Die or Cry?

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Jun 11 2005, 08:48 AM
Die or Cry?
Die....yes
Cry...no
sigh...u want a go.

Doc Adrian 11-06-2005 09:20 AM

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Iron_Scarecrow 11-06-2005 09:23 AM

Wool?

Doc Adrian 11-06-2005 09:26 AM

Nope but good guess :)

Iron_Scarecrow 11-06-2005 09:32 AM

What exactly you mean by yard?
Stock-yard?

Doc Adrian 11-06-2005 09:41 AM

Oh sorry, yard is a term of measurement

a yard is a measurement of 3 feet or about 91.5 Centimeters if you work it in Metrics :)

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Jun 11 2005, 09:20 AM
What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
I'll go out on a limb and say socks?

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 10:24 AM

You don't buy socks by the yard, though, do you?

What about a carpet?

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 11 2005, 10:24 AM
You don't buy socks by the yard, though, do you?

What about a carpet?

That makes sense. Why didn't I think of it? :wall:

Doc Adrian 11-06-2005 10:35 AM

A J got it...the answer is Carpet :)

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 10:40 AM

Right, this time I don't know the answer myself, actually. It's from the same book:

"My first is a vessel, my second revered
First's round as a penny, second wears a beard
And my first holds my whole, neither wine nor wealth,
Which keeps my second in good health"

Fox 11-06-2005 11:08 AM

What..... :blink: ?

Let's see mmmmmmmmmm.......................
Your first is a body?
Second is a face?

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 11:12 AM

I think they should both be part of one word. But to tell you the truth, I haven't got the faintest idea...

BeefontheBone 11-06-2005 11:37 AM

It's a tricky one - the second bit is "revered" so probably not a face - I was thinking God or something for the beard, but I'm not sure, because round vessels don't tend to contain God or keep him in good health.

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 11:46 AM

What about pottage? Would that make any sense?:huh:

Fox 11-06-2005 12:01 PM

Seems to make some kind of sense!

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 11 2005, 11:12 AM
I think they should both be part of one word. But to tell you the truth, I haven't got the faintest idea...
For those still unclear:

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 03:11 PM

uhh... Raffles no one seems able to solve it, so why not post another one. :ok:

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 04:00 PM

Actually I think I may have solved it myself...
Anyway:
"Two slaves carry me all day
For not a penny of pay
I make them work as I think best
They stand empty while I rest."

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 04:01 PM

Raffles, where are you... :whistle:
Here Raffles... There's a good girl... :tomato:

P.S. sorry about that it just popped into my and I had to write it. :kosta:

wait a minute... :butcher: what are you doing.... :butcher: no NO! AAAAH!
:sniper: :rifle:

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 11 2005, 04:01 PM
Raffles, where are you... :whistle:
Here Raffles... There's a good girl... :tomato:

P.S. sorry about that it just popped into my and I had to write it. :kosta:

wait a minute... :butcher: what are you doing.... :butcher: no NO! AAAAH!
:sniper: :rifle:

Well, I know what you are doing, my friend: spamming. :sneaky:

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 11 2005, 04:00 PM
Actually I think I may have solved it myself...
Anyway:
"Two slaves carry me all day
For not a penny of pay
I make them work as I think best
They stand empty while I rest."

I think I know this one is it a pair of shoes?

BTW what is the answer to the previous one.

And Again sorry. :kosta:

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 04:07 PM

No need to apologise, I think my mauling your right arm was an apt punishment for your offence... :D

Yes, shoes is correct.

The answer to the previous riddle was probably pottage: pot-age, you see?

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 04:17 PM

Ok :bye:

Silently he stalks me,
Running as I run,
Creeping as I creep.
Dressed in black,
He disappears at night,
Only to return with the sun.

I'm no longer saying how many letter's there are. :bleh: (so there)

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 04:31 PM

Your own shadow?

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 04:46 PM

Yes, shadow is right.

:cry: I got to find some harder riddles.

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 05:04 PM

I'll try a 17th century riddle, then (I'm not entirely sure about the spelling, though)

"A mate to a ****, and a corn tall as wheat
Is his Christian name, who is musick's compleat.
The second begins with the grace of a cat
And ends with the house of a hermit, mark that.
His skill and perfection each auditor wins,
But the poet deserves a good kick on the shins" (I think we may agree with that :D )

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 11 2005, 05:04 PM
I'll try a 17th century riddle, then (I'm not entirely sure about the spelling, though)

"A mate to a ****, and a corn tall as wheat
Is his Christian name, who is musick's compleat.
The second begins with the grace of a cat
And ends with the house of a hermit, mark that.
His skill and perfection each auditor wins,
But the poet deserves a good kick on the shins" (I think we may agree with that :D )

I didn't mean this hard.

I think the first part is something like henstalk, or henson.

Btw don't worry i'll keep trying

A. J. Raffles 11-06-2005 07:29 PM

I'll give you a hint: it's a historical person. :D

Indignus IV 11-06-2005 07:50 PM

I'll try a 17th century riddle, then (I'm not entirely sure about the spelling, though)

"A mate to a ****, and a corn tall as wheat
Is his Christian name, who is musick's compleat.
The second begins with the grace of a cat
And ends with the house of a hermit, mark that.
His skill and perfection each auditor wins,
But the poet deserves a good kick on the shins" (I think we may agree with that )

a mate to a **** is a hen.
corn as tall as wheat can only be a stalk.
Hence: henstalk
Music's compleat refers to a person who is proficient in what he does, therefore this "Henstalk" person is a proficient musician.

The grace of a cat could be slink(?)
the house of a hermit could be a ghetto, or a shack. Slinkshack? <chuckle>

An auditor is a listener. Therefore each listener recieves the gift of the person's skill. It is obvious from all this that this guy is a 17th composer. Unfortunetly there are no 17th century composers named Henstalk Slinkshack. :D

BeefontheBone 11-06-2005 07:56 PM

What was the point of that post? Ruining the challenge for everyone else somewhat don't you think?

Also, the corn thing can't "only be a stalk" because Henstalk isn't a name! (Edit: Find me someone called Henstalk and I'll go buy a hat, then eat it. No deed polls allowed).

Mahar Vairo 11-06-2005 08:04 PM

Well if its a composer you want I'll go with Mozart.

Granted I know nothing about Mozart except:
that he wrote his first symphony when 3 or 5, anyway before he was 10.
He was stone deaf when he died.
And I, of course, like some of his music. Just don't ask me to name them. Although, I can tell if the piece like is done by him or someone else.

Indignus IV 11-06-2005 10:55 PM

Beef, don't you think you were a bit harsh? I was just stating some observations of mine. You didn't seriously belive I thought the answer was Henstalk Slinkshack, did you? Come on, I was joking! Don't get uptight! LOL

A. J. Raffles 12-06-2005 08:46 AM

I believe that was his point, Indignus. If you know the answer (and it really shouldn't be all that hard to find), feel free to post it, but if you don't, please don't interrupt with a pointless spam post as a joke. It just ruins the thread.

So... 17th century composers, anyone? Come on, there aren't all that many of them, and this one is fairly well-known.

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 09:01 AM

Henry Purcell, British Composer...I should of thought of that earlier :)

A. J. Raffles 12-06-2005 09:02 AM

We have a winner. :ok:

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 09:05 AM

Heres a long one...Good luck contestants :)

"I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?"

A. J. Raffles 12-06-2005 09:31 AM

The letter 'v'?

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 09:35 AM

yes...sorry if that was a bit easy for ya. :)

A. J. Raffles 12-06-2005 09:44 AM

Hmm, I don't think I know many more riddles, actually. But here's one more:

"I can break and mend again
I wear a crest and a snowy mane
I can whisper, I can roar
And I shall last for evermore."

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 09:54 AM

The waves of the ocean?

TheChosen 12-06-2005 10:08 AM

Heres one:

It has towns but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers but no fish.
(This riddle has been taken from "Shadowgate")

Iron_Scarecrow 12-06-2005 10:13 AM

Map?

TheChosen 12-06-2005 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 12 2005, 10:13 AM
Map?
Correct!


*Fireworks and fanfare*



Iron_Scarecrow 12-06-2005 10:18 AM

LOL LOL

Aren't I an absolute genious, first thing that popped into my head, I had never even read the riddle before and yet I get it right, me so smart.

LOL LOL

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 10:19 AM

LOL so you got a riddle for us Iron? :)

Iron_Scarecrow 12-06-2005 10:24 AM

LOL

No.

TheChosen 12-06-2005 10:26 AM

I have one:

You look at it,it looks back.
You raise your right hand,he raises his left.
You ask him a question,but he doesnt answer.

(This is also from "Shadowgate")

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 10:26 AM

"Between 2 and 3 o'clock yesterday, I looked at the clock and mistook the minute hand for the hour hand, and the hour hand for the minute hand. Consequently, the time appeared to be 55 minutes earlier than it actually was. What was the correct time?"



Chew on that one for a bit :)

TheChosen 12-06-2005 10:28 AM

1:35?

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 10:29 AM

nope a little later :)

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheChosen@Jun 12 2005, 10:26 AM
I have one:

You look at it,it looks back.
You raise your right hand,he raises his left.
You ask him a question,but he doesnt answer.

(This is also from "Shadowgate")

Easy

A reflection.

TheChosen 12-06-2005 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo+Jun 12 2005, 10:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mahar Vairo @ Jun 12 2005, 10:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheChosen@Jun 12 2005, 10:26 AM
I have one:

You look at it,it looks back.
You raise your right hand,he raises his left.
You ask him a question,but he doesnt answer.

(This is also from "Shadowgate")

Easy

A reflection. [/b][/quote]
Nearly correct.

Its an object(what makes the reflection)

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 10:38 AM

Sorry Chosen didn't realize that you asked one at the same time :)

its a mirror

TheChosen 12-06-2005 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Jun 12 2005, 10:38 AM
Sorry Chosen didn't realize that you asked one at the same time :)

its a mirror

Correct!


*Fireworks,fanfare and big chested girls running towards Doc Adrian*

Iron_Scarecrow 12-06-2005 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Jun 12 2005, 08:26 PM
"Between 2 and 3 o'clock yesterday, I looked at the clock and mistook the minute hand for the hour hand, and the hour hand for the minute hand. Consequently, the time appeared to be 55 minutes earlier than it actually was. What was the correct time?"



Chew on that one for a bit :)

2:35?

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 10:53 AM

a little high Iron, its kind of in the middle between the two guesses

TheChosen 12-06-2005 10:55 AM

2:00?

Iron_Scarecrow 12-06-2005 10:56 AM

2.15

A. J. Raffles 12-06-2005 10:56 AM

2:05?

Iron_Scarecrow 12-06-2005 11:01 AM

No I'm right, Doc just hasn't come back to confirm it yet.

A. J. Raffles 12-06-2005 11:08 AM

Ah, right. Sorry. But wouldn't the hour hand have moved on a little bit further as well?:huh:

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 11:14 AM

Aaah.... I see it.

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 11:16 AM

Whoops...
sorry i should have made it smaller. :wall:

Doc Adrian 12-06-2005 11:28 AM

actually Raffles is correct...its Five and a half minutes past 2 is the answer

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doc Adrian@Jun 12 2005, 11:28 AM
actually Raffles is correct...its Five and a half minutes past 2 is the answer
Then my picture is all wrong. :cry:

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 02:06 PM

Sorry for cutting in line, but I'd like to ask...
...well not really a riddle, more like a trick question(or bad joke -U :hammer: ).

here goes:

"what is the question?"

BTW this is for all you English Lit. fans. :bye:

TheChosen 12-06-2005 02:10 PM

"What do you get when you multiple six by nine?"

Am i right?

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheChosen@Jun 12 2005, 02:10 PM
"What do you get when you multiple six by nine?"

Am i right?

Sorry no.

I just hope people will kick themselves when they see the answer.

Tulac 12-06-2005 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 12 2005, 03:06 PM
"what is the question?"


"To be or not to be?"

troop18546 12-06-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jun 12 2005, 04:06 PM
"what is the question?"
"What's the answer?"

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tulac+Jun 12 2005, 02:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tulac @ Jun 12 2005, 02:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mahar Vairo@Jun 12 2005, 03:06 PM
"what is the question?"


"To be or not to be?" [/b][/quote]
Yes

From Othello, right?

"To be or not to be? That is the question"(this is the complete phrase)

get it?

P.S. Anyone kicking themselves. :D

Tulac 12-06-2005 02:36 PM

Methinks that's from Hamlet, or is it?

troop18546 12-06-2005 02:38 PM

Yah... it's really from Hamlet. :yawn:

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tulac@Jun 12 2005, 02:36 PM
Methinks that's from Hamlet, or is it?
Yes you right..... can't believe I forgot that.. :wall: (goes sits in corner for not paying attention in class)

P.S. On with real riddles now OK?

a1s 12-06-2005 03:38 PM

I acn't remember the exact text, but there's a riddle that goes like this:

I have found it in the woods, because I wasn't looking for it,
and I brought it home, because I didn't find it.

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jun 12 2005, 03:38 PM
I acn't remember the exact text, but there's a riddle that goes like this:

I have found it in the woods, because I wasn't looking for it,
and I brought it home, because I didn't find it.

I think I know this one...

Does it have 8 letters in it?

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

a1s 12-06-2005 03:47 PM

I'm not telling.
...but to compensate, I'll tell you it's NOT from krondor.

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jun 12 2005, 03:47 PM
I'm not telling.
...but to compensate, I'll tell you it's NOT from krondor.

uhm... splinter?

troop18546 12-06-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jun 12 2005, 05:38 PM
I have found it in the woods, because I wasn't looking for it,
and I brought it home, because I didn't find it.

Mite?

a1s 12-06-2005 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo+Jun 12 2005, 03:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mahar Vairo @ Jun 12 2005, 03:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-a1s@Jun 12 2005, 03:47 PM
I'm not telling.
...but to compensate, I'll tell you it's NOT from krondor.

uhm... splinter? [/b][/quote]
indeed.

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 04:40 PM

My last riddle for this weekend:

"He gets short when he gets old.
He goes out then it gets cold."

BeefontheBone 12-06-2005 07:17 PM

A candle.

Moshchu 12-06-2005 08:16 PM

There are riddles which solutions are obvious for women and hard to find by men :ph34r:

Mahar Vairo 12-06-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Jun 12 2005, 07:17 PM
A candle.
yes

your go

Tulac 12-06-2005 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moshchu@Jun 12 2005, 09:16 PM
There are riddles which solutions are obvious for women and hard to find by men :ph34r:
:roflol:

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 10:02 AM

Riddles seem to be a weekend thing.

I stand quite still even if I'm cold or hot
But to sometimes I tend to blow my top
Roaring makes people look up at me
For I am an amazing sight to see
When my rage flows forth people scream
What the hell it's a nightmarish dream.
To devastion I can lay claim
But even if people die I'm seldom blamed.

I started making this up while lying in bed last night after I saw no one posted anything here. :sneaky:
Not bad eh? :max:

Fox 18-06-2005 10:38 AM

A flood?

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fox@Jun 18 2005, 10:38 AM
A flood?
Sorry bro..
But no!

A. J. Raffles 18-06-2005 11:48 AM

A volcano?

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 01:26 PM

Yes

How did you guess?

A. J. Raffles 18-06-2005 01:29 PM

The bit about "sometimes I blow my top", I think. I rather liked that. :D

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 01:45 PM

Thanks

But to be honest I think I heard that line in another riddle with a volcano or at least someone, somewhere said it before.

Iron_Scarecrow 18-06-2005 01:47 PM

Could have been about a teapot?

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 18 2005, 01:47 PM
Could have been about a teapot?
Really ...hmm... maybe you are right.
Is there a riddle with the teapot as an answer?

A. J. Raffles 18-06-2005 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 18 2005, 01:47 PM
Could have been about a teapot?
That would have been my next guess, actually. Except that teapots rarely kill people and they can hardly be called an amazing sight. :D

Whose turn is it now?

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles+Jun 18 2005, 02:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (A. J. Raffles @ Jun 18 2005, 02:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 18 2005, 01:47 PM
Could have been about a teapot?
That would have been my next guess, actually. Except that teapots rarely kill people and they can hardly be called an amazing sight. :D

Whose turn is it now? [/b][/quote]
Yours

I only got one easy riddle that probably everyone heard a million times.

A. J. Raffles 18-06-2005 03:10 PM

Hmm, I'm running out of riddles as well, actually...

I tell the truth, but never speak
French or English, Latin or Greek
My face never smiles, my hands never hold
Though they may be made of silver or gold.

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 04:19 PM

Is it a clock?

Fox 18-06-2005 04:19 PM

A watch/clock?

A. J. Raffles 18-06-2005 06:44 PM

Yes, I knew it was too easy. :D

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 18 2005, 06:44 PM
Yes, I knew it was too easy. :D
Damn! I thought so, we seem to have been on the same wavelength ...Freaky

I was going to post:

It has a face but no head
Two hands but no arms
What is it?

The answer is obviously also a clock.

Now sadly I have nothing to post. :cry: :cry: :cry:

A. J. Raffles 18-06-2005 07:33 PM

I could PM you a riddle for you to ask. :D

Mahar Vairo 18-06-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jun 18 2005, 07:33 PM
I could PM you a riddle for you to ask. :D
No thanks just post it here and I'll guess the answer. :D

A. J. Raffles 19-06-2005 07:23 AM

All right, but I'm afraid it's dead easy again:

I have a barrel
But no bung
I have a muzzle
But never a tongue
I have a stock
That cannot tie
And when I speak
Some man will die.

Iron_Scarecrow 19-06-2005 09:05 AM

A talking gun?

A. J. Raffles 19-06-2005 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 19 2005, 09:05 AM
A talking gun?
LOL Or somebody with a bad case of halitosis, perhaps...

Your turn.:)

Iron_Scarecrow 19-06-2005 09:20 AM

What row of numbers comes next?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

I got this from a riddle site. :evil:

troop18546 19-06-2005 09:31 AM

1133111222211 This? :blink:

Iron_Scarecrow 19-06-2005 09:53 AM

No sorry Troop.

You started right and ended right.

a1s 19-06-2005 10:51 AM

1131222211?

Iron_Scarecrow 19-06-2005 11:13 AM

Nope sorry.

Think of the answer as an explanation.

Tulac 19-06-2005 11:21 AM

1322221

A. J. Raffles 19-06-2005 11:24 AM

That's a bloody hard riddle. I found the answer, but only through cheating, so I won't post it. :angel:

Iron_Scarecrow 19-06-2005 11:35 AM

No Tulac. I'd say a1s has come the closest.

And yeah it may be a bit too hard.

Havell 19-06-2005 01:12 PM

I remember it was Freddy posting a puzzle exactly like this one that killed the last riddles thread :P

Data 19-06-2005 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jun 19 2005, 10:20 AM
What row of numbers comes next?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

I got this from a riddle site. :evil:

1113213211

it's count of amount of same numbers and the number
so
1
1 time the number 1 =11
2 times the number 1 =21
1 times number 2 and 1 time number 1 = 1211
etc

a1s 21-06-2005 12:40 PM

I don't think data will be posting a riddle, he is probably too buisy.

Iron_Scarecrow 22-06-2005 02:19 AM

Yes data got it.

Mahar Vairo 16-07-2005 11:53 AM

Side to side, up and down
Darkness I see all around,
Moving through this endless night with a skillful touch
What is it that afflicts me so much?

Sidenote: (Live riddle thread. Live!!!!)

Edit: Ok! I changed 'the night' into 'this endless night'. Maybe it will be easier.

Jimbo the Legend 16-07-2005 01:33 PM

Aint got a clue but will help the thread live :D

J

Mahar Vairo 17-07-2005 08:17 AM

It's been almost a day people. :cry:

Even wild guesses are welcome, so could you please try. :kosta:

A. J. Raffles 17-07-2005 08:32 AM

Erm, a lift?

Mahar Vairo 17-07-2005 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jul 17 2005, 08:32 AM
Erm, a lift?
Erm, no.

Only Willy Wonka's lift goes from side to side, but it is made of glass.

Check the riddle again, I changed it a little.

Fox 17-07-2005 08:40 AM

this one is hard?

i would have probably not have got it myself.

A. J. Raffles 17-07-2005 08:41 AM

The sun??

BeefontheBone 17-07-2005 09:22 AM

Oh wait, it's blindness innit?

Mahar Vairo 17-07-2005 09:24 AM

Sorry, not the sun.

It is something that affects some people. Line three is how they overcome it.

Mahar Vairo 17-07-2005 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Jul 17 2005, 09:22 AM
Oh wait, it's blindness innit?
Yes. you got. Oh yeah! :party:

BeefontheBone 17-07-2005 09:31 AM

Damn, now i have to come up with a riddle. Um...

What gets wetter as it dries?

Far too easy, but I'm only any good at guessing them :P

A. J. Raffles 17-07-2005 09:38 AM

A towel?

Mahar Vairo 17-07-2005 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Jul 17 2005, 09:31 AM
Damn, now i have to come up with a riddle. Um...

What gets wetter as it dries?

Far too easy, but I'm only any good at guessing them :P

Did we have this one before?... Oh well!... I say a towel.

BTW - That riddle was another one I made up. (At least, I think I did). So far no one seems to think they are bad riddles.

BeefontheBone 17-07-2005 10:37 AM

yeah, 's a towel.

a1s 21-07-2005 06:14 PM

the poor have it.
the rich need it.
but if you eat it,
you will probably die.
(to let the thread live, yada, yada, yada...)

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jul 21 2005, 11:14 AM
the poor have it.
the rich need it.
but if you eat it,
you will probably die.
(to let the thread live, yada, yada, yada...)

nothing

a1s 21-07-2005 06:31 PM

yes, your turn.

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 06:53 PM

oops, I didn't realize it was one of these kind of threads....ummmmmm...<thinks>

A prisoner is told "If you tell a lie we will hang you; if you tell the truth we will shoot you." What can he say to save himself?

omg 21-07-2005 06:54 PM

nothing?

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by omg@Jul 21 2005, 11:54 AM
nothing?
I supposed that would work, but that is not the answer. The prisoner does not want to be a mute the rest of his life, and how about if he says nothing, he will be drawn and quartered, injected with the bubonic plague, and then eaten by ravenous hamsters.

Guess again :bleh:

omg 21-07-2005 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 21 2005, 06:58 PM
how about if he says nothing, he will be drawn and quartered, injected with the bubonic plague, and then eaten by ravenous hamsters.


:roflol: hahahah. :w00t: LOL

Sanguinor 21-07-2005 07:06 PM

What can he do to save himself? Well... The obvious answer would be to do nothing, but as that has been ruled out (By means of vomit inducing torture) I would have to ask the question, which would be the quicker death? And in which way save himself? To save his life or to save his soul?

Now this ^ Is called thinking too deeply into something.

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sanguinor@Jul 21 2005, 12:06 PM
What can he do to save himself? Well... The obvious answer would be to do nothing, but as that has been ruled out (By means of vomit inducing torture) I would have to ask the question, which would be the quicker death? And in which way save himself? To save his life or to save his soul?

Now this ^ Is called thinking too deeply into something.

meaning, save himself from dying...what can he say that would save his life? Example, if his name is bob, and he says "My name is John" he will be hung. If he says "My name is Bob" he will be shot. What can he say that will keep him from dying?

a1s 21-07-2005 07:10 PM

you all should read princes and the tiger.
the prisoner must say exactly:
"you will hang me".

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jul 21 2005, 12:10 PM
you all should read princes and the tiger.
the prisoner must say exactly:
"you will hang me".

you win!

I've read the princess and the tiger...how does this tie into it? I can't remember?

Sanguinor 21-07-2005 07:13 PM

:blink: Wow... That's so mind boggling... I can't even to begin to explain it nor understand it, because if they shoot him, then it would be a lie, yet if they hang him, it'd be the truth.

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sanguinor@Jul 21 2005, 12:13 PM
:blink: Wow... That's so mind boggling... I can't even to begin to explain it nor understand it, because if they shoot him, then it would be a lie, yet if they hang him, it'd be the truth.
very good Sanguinor! You understand it! Now, what's 2+2? Would you like a cookie? :D Ok, I'm done patronizing, sorry, I just couldn't resist.

I myself have wondered "so...what exactly are they going to do now?" I think they'll give him the penalty of silence becuse they can't think of anything better :bleh:

Sanguinor 21-07-2005 07:18 PM

Heh... I don't appreciate being patronized, but I'll let it slip for your good humour. I suppose it was kinda dumb though. :wall:

:ot:

I've never read Princess and the tiger, nor have I heard of it, until now, so excuse my off-topicness, but who wrote it and what sort of book is it?

a1s 21-07-2005 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 21 2005, 07:11 PM
I've read the princess and the tiger...how does this tie into it? I can't remember?
hm... maybe that was the princess or the tiger... anyway, that book is full of those.

ok.
you are running away from a dungeon, sudenly you arive at a fork in the road there are two guards standing a two different doors, one leads to freedom, the other back to your captors, you also know that one of the guards will allways lie, and the other would never do that.
as you catch your breath you realize you only have time to ask one question, so... what will you ask?

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sanguinor@Jul 21 2005, 12:18 PM
Heh... I don't appreciate being patronized, but I'll let it slip for your good humour. I suppose it was kinda dumb though. :wall:

:ot:

I've never read Princess and the tiger, nor have I heard of it, until now, so excuse my off-topicness, but who wrote it and what sort of book is it?

It's kind of a paradox, with not real ending, if I remember correctly. It's actually called "The Tiger, or the Lady?" by Frank Stockton It's really interesting, and you can red it HERE if you wish. It is kind of lengthy, and the main point of the story is near the bottom half, if you don't want to read all of it, but it is a good story/question of human nature.

Apocalypse Dude 21-07-2005 07:30 PM

Damn I know this riddle was in Labyrinth but I don't know the answer...

Sanguinor 21-07-2005 07:31 PM

Gah, we discussed this at work the other day and I still can't remember the answer, i know it's nothing like 'Are you the guard who lies?' or 'Which door leads to freedom?' because both of those questions won't work (Because of one reason or another, pure luck would see you through it) If I remember correctly, you have to phrase the question in such a way that you will always get the right answerb gah... I'm just babbaling now because I hate this one >.<

Edit: And I remember it from the Labyrinth, but she get's it wrong does she not?

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 07:33 PM

"which door will the other guard tell me is hell" and then you go the opposite of what ever the answer is.

a1s 21-07-2005 07:34 PM

actualy you go where he points, but the thought is correct.

Sanguinor 21-07-2005 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Jul 21 2005, 07:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Jul 21 2005, 07:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sanguinor@Jul 21 2005, 12:18 PM
Heh... I don't appreciate being patronized, but I'll let it slip for your good humour.* I suppose it was kinda dumb though.* :wall:

:ot:

I've never read Princess and the tiger, nor have I heard of it, until now, so excuse my off-topicness, but who wrote it and what sort of book is it?

It's kind of a paradox, with not real ending, if I remember correctly. It's actually called "The Tiger, or the Lady?" by Frank Stockton It's really interesting, and you can red it HERE if you wish. It is kind of lengthy, and the main point of the story is near the bottom half, if you don't want to read all of it, but it is a good story/question of human nature. [/b][/quote]
I've favourited it for later refference, I can't read off a computer screen for long and my printers downstairs on the other PC. Thank you very much though, it should give me something to dwell on at work...

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jul 21 2005, 12:34 PM
actualy you go where he points, but the thought is correct.
oops sorry, you're right, it is where he points, not the opposite (I went through it one too many times in my head)

As a whole, I am safe and secure.
Behead me, and I become a place of meeting.
Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready.
Restore me, and I become the domain of beast.

Shifter 21-07-2005 09:01 PM

Dunno if this is right..but is it Stable?

Because> Table> Able> Stable

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shifter@Jul 21 2005, 02:01 PM
Dunno if this is right..but is it Stable?

Because> Table> Able> Stable

yay for shifter! have a cookie!

http://www.gatewayfundraising.com/images/cookie%20b.jpg

Shifter 21-07-2005 09:07 PM

That looks surprisingly delicious..and I don't generally like desserts. =D

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shifter@Jul 21 2005, 02:07 PM
That looks surprisingly delicious..and I don't generally like desserts. =D
mmmm...warm moist cookie with melted chocolate chips hot out of the oven :drool: Anyway, post a riddle Shifter!

Shifter 21-07-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Jul 21 2005, 09:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Jul 21 2005, 09:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Shifter@Jul 21 2005, 02:07 PM
That looks surprisingly delicious..and I don't generally like desserts. =D
mmmm...warm moist cookie with melted chocolate chips hot out of the oven :drool: Anyway, post a riddle Shifter! [/b][/quote]
Woops..forgot :P

Sorry it took so long..I was trying to remember a riddle from a game that I just loved..but I couldnt remember it..so instead..this is one I heard somewhere....also pretty simple:

This crime, when attempted, is punishable, however it is not punishable if committed.


omg 21-07-2005 09:21 PM

suicide

Shifter 21-07-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by omg@Jul 21 2005, 09:21 PM
suicide
Yep, too easy :P My wife couldn't figure it out though..haha.

Ah well..post one "omg"

=D

omg 21-07-2005 09:25 PM

dAMNATION.
im crap at riddles.
erm
gaaah
erm
someone else take my turn please.

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by omg@Jul 21 2005, 02:25 PM
dAMNATION.
im crap at riddles.
erm
gaaah
erm
someone else take my turn please.

Gladyly! :ok:

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble, step on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What is the thing that is muttering and grumbling?

Shifter 21-07-2005 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by omg@Jul 21 2005, 09:25 PM
dAMNATION.
im crap at riddles.
erm
gaaah
erm
someone else take my turn please.

Is that a riddle..or a passing of turns? I couldn't tell :P

Hehe jk man, I hear ya..I suck at riddles too..

Shifter 21-07-2005 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Jul 21 2005, 09:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Jul 21 2005, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-omg@Jul 21 2005, 02:25 PM
dAMNATION.
im crap at riddles.
erm
gaaah
erm
someone else take my turn please.

Gladyly! :ok:

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble, step on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What is the thing that is muttering and grumbling? [/b][/quote]
Ohh...I know..again..but maybe I should let someone else guess :P

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 09:31 PM

watch the double posting man... :ok: :sneaky:

omg 21-07-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 21 2005, 09:26 PM
What is the thing that is muttering and grumbling?
a zombie?

Shifter 21-07-2005 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 21 2005, 09:31 PM
watch the double posting man... :ok: :sneaky:
Yeah, I'm bad at that..I always forget I can double quote in a post and forget that I just posted..before I remember, I already did it..

Sorry :P

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by omg+Jul 21 2005, 02:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (omg @ Jul 21 2005, 02:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ReamusLQ@Jul 21 2005, 09:26 PM
What is the thing that is muttering and grumbling?
a zombie? [/b][/quote]
YE...no...no...and again no...and you know what? My answer to that RHYMES with know, and it begins with an N too! :D

Edit: You walk on zombies?

A. J. Raffles 21-07-2005 09:46 PM

Leaves??

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jul 21 2005, 02:46 PM
Leaves??
Yay for Mr. A.J. Raffles! Have a...ummm...crap I already gave my cookie away...ummmm...Have a brownie sundae!

http://www.tiedhouse.com/menu/foodpics/brownie58.jpg

joelinator 21-07-2005 09:54 PM

any left for me?

lethe 21-07-2005 09:55 PM

Stop with the pictures, I?m getting hungry and I have none of that at home :tai:

joelinator 21-07-2005 09:55 PM

great, now you made me hungry

ReamusLQ 21-07-2005 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by joelinator@Jul 21 2005, 02:54 PM
any left for me?
if you answer one of my riddles, I'll find a nice tasty dessert for you!

A. J. Raffles 22-07-2005 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Jul 21 2005, 09:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Jul 21 2005, 09:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-A. J. Raffles@Jul 21 2005, 02:46 PM
Leaves??
Yay for Mr. A.J. Raffles! Have a...ummm...crap I already gave my cookie away...ummmm...Have a brownie sundae! [/b][/quote]
Um, Mr.? :blink:

Anyway:
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

Apocalypse Dude 22-07-2005 07:31 AM

A pair of shoes ??

A. J. Raffles 22-07-2005 07:32 AM

Actually it's just one shoe, but that's close enough, I suppose. Your turn.:)

Apocalypse Dude 22-07-2005 07:38 AM

OK easy one, here it comes

What is always coming but never arrives??

A. J. Raffles 22-07-2005 07:42 AM

Tomorrow?

Apocalypse Dude 22-07-2005 07:48 AM

Yep, I already said it was easy, your turn again.. (I'm at work so I had to think of a quick riddle to keep the topic going...)

A. J. Raffles 22-07-2005 08:16 AM

Sorry, I can't think of another riddle at the moment. I'll pass on the turn to whoever claims it first.

The Fifth Horseman 22-07-2005 11:33 AM

Ok, this one is really schiz.

What is green in red that goes round and round and round?

a1s 22-07-2005 12:26 PM

A red wheel with green center? :)

Mahar Vairo 22-07-2005 10:36 PM

Totally wild guess:

A guy sick with embarassment feeling the room is spinning

Mahar Vairo 23-07-2005 11:39 AM

Sorry for cutting in but...

A simple answer needed for a simple question,
What can you use to cross a river at even its most dangerous point?

P.S. There should be quite a few answers to this one, so the riddle is only over till someone guesses mine.

Iron_Scarecrow 23-07-2005 12:06 PM

If by dangerous point you mean a stress point, then only some force will be needed to break the river and you could walk right on through.

omg 23-07-2005 12:12 PM

erm..
a bridge.
a teleporter.
an ultra powerfull military submersible tank.
a really good boat.
a big pole so you can do it like the olympic pole assisted high jump.
wings.
a plane.
a long rope.
a trampoline.
a cannon (human cannonball style)
gotta be one of these *fingers crossed*

a1s 23-07-2005 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mahar Vairo@Jul 23 2005, 11:39 AM
A simple answer needed for a simple question,
What can you use to cross a river at even its most dangerous point?

could you rephrase that somehow? or explain what a dangerous point of a river is?

anyway, my guess would be Ice (frozen water).

Mahar Vairo 23-07-2005 03:36 PM

Man Omg! You got more then I could think of.
So not only are you right but should get a get a whole dessert table(i.e.: if ReamusLQ could provide one for us!)

@ crow and a1s

By dangerous I meant the river is too fast to cross with perhaps some sharp rocks here and there.

The answer I was looking for was bridge(first one on Omg's list), because... :wall: ...I thought of how many different types of bridges there are.

I am banging my head, cause I realize I could make the riddle better. :

Made of steel, made of stone,
Made of wood, made of bone,
Made of rope, made of gold,
Made also of ice quite cold.
What is this thing that you can use safe,
to cross a river even at the most dangerous place?

:wall: Wouldn't this have made a better riddle?

Schabernakel-anbeter 23-07-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Jun 2 2005, 06:47 PM
I've wanted to find the answer to this riddle from "Crimson Crown", for 5 years:

I am, I'm not. I visit young and old,
Some I make timid and some I make bold,
Unwise is the one who pokes fun at me.
Beware, for I am a shadow of thee.

:cry:
could someone :help: me?

I think its the devil :max:

:bye: :bye:

Mahar Vairo 23-07-2005 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schabernakel-anbeter+Jul 23 2005, 04:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Schabernakel-anbeter @ Jul 23 2005, 04:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-a1s@Jun 2 2005, 06:47 PM
I've wanted to find the answer to this riddle from "Crimson Crown", for 5 years:

I am, I'm not. I visit young and old,
Some I make timid and some I make bold,
Unwise is the one who pokes fun at me.
Beware, for I am a shadow of thee.

:cry:
could someone* :help: me?

I think its the devil :max:

:bye: :bye: [/b][/quote]
I don't quite understand what you are saying?

If you are suggesting an answer you too late, because a1s found the answer and that wasDream.

However, if you think it should be "Devil", my response is that I prefer what the other people said that "Death" is more appropriate. :ok:

ReamusLQ 23-07-2005 05:14 PM

Well, this is for OMG because he went so nuts with answering that last riddle.

http://www.primorski.net/SweetTable.jpg

And I await the riddle he will soon post! :ok:

omg 23-07-2005 05:39 PM

mm ty reamus. a whole banquet just for me!! yay! of course i guess i should post one as i got it right twice now and i cant keep giving them away to others.
(remember i said i am terrible at riddles)
my dogs got no nose.
so how does it smell? :D

Playbahnosh 23-07-2005 06:12 PM

Um...where's the riddle? if it is:
"my dogs got no nose.
so how does it smell? :D "
then the answer is: Like a dog ^_^ It doesn't matter that the dog cant smell.

am I right?

ReamusLQ 23-07-2005 06:45 PM

I've normally heard the answer as "TERRIBLE!" but I suppose yours works as well

omg 23-07-2005 07:22 PM

LOL the anser is terrible. your turn reamus.

Playbahnosh 23-07-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by omg@Jul 23 2005, 08:22 PM
LOL the anser is terrible. your turn reamus.
I didn't heard this riddle before so I didn't knew the exact answer, but my analogy was right after all :(

There ya go Reamus, I'm not good at riddles anyways :) :ok:

ReamusLQ 23-07-2005 08:06 PM

Yay me!

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

Playbahnosh 23-07-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 23 2005, 09:06 PM
Yay me!

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

I'm no square but a regular camper and I know a lot of use for a watch.

You can use it as a compass :ok:

ReamusLQ 23-07-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Playbahnosh+Jul 23 2005, 01:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Playbahnosh @ Jul 23 2005, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ReamusLQ@Jul 23 2005, 09:06 PM
Yay me!

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

I'm no square but a regular camper and I know a lot of use for a watch.

You can use it as a compass :ok: [/b][/quote]
yea...no...sorry, and no. Don't think too literally. This is a riddle, they are almost always absurd.

a1s 23-07-2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Playbahnosh@Jul 23 2005, 08:11 PM
I'm no square but a regular camper and I know a lot of use for a watch.

You can use it as a compass :ok:

hm... I only know three:
time telling (obviously).
direction telling (with help of sun)
and lens (with help of water, and requires taking apart)

what others are there?


Quote:

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
so you wouldn't lose it? :D

Doc Adrian 23-07-2005 10:47 PM

So you can know what time it is

ReamusLQ 24-07-2005 01:02 AM

no, no, no, no (counts number of wrong answers said) and no! :tomato:

a1s 24-07-2005 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 24 2005, 01:02 AM
no, no, no, no (counts number of wrong answers said) and no! :tomato:
to help you count the number of wrong answers? (you take a stoped watch set it to 12 hours, and then set it one hour ahead for evey answer, reset when needed, patent pending) :D


or maybe you must cary a watch to provide shade? (what, mybe it's a big watch)

ReamusLQ 24-07-2005 01:50 AM

nope

Think, if you are in the dessert, what do you want more than anything else to survive?

What is in a watch?

Think a different meaning for the word...

a1s 24-07-2005 02:00 AM

ok, you asked for it:
you need to haul around a full compliment of guards (a watch), so you can kill them off one by one and drink their blood instead of water :twisted:

seriously, I don't know any other meaning except for mini-clock, and guardsmen.

Lonely Vazdru 24-07-2005 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 24 2005, 01:50 AM
Think, if you are in the dessert, what do you want more than anything else to survive?
Some fine champagne probably. Fits when the meal is over and you are in the dessert. :D

Seriously, there are hands in the watch, and many clockwork pieces i guess. But i don't see any trick on words with that.

a1s 24-07-2005 04:04 AM

I've got it mate! :D
you must allways carry around a watch, because it has a spring!

Ok, a creative thinking puzzle:
two men come to a river, neither of them can swim, but fortunately there's a boat, unfortunately it barely has place for one person. it is known that they both did get across, tell me how they did it, considering you cant go around the river, and can't vross it without using the boat.

ReamusLQ 24-07-2005 04:41 AM

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Originally posted by a1s@Jul 23 2005, 09:04 PM
I've got it mate! :D
you must allways carry around a watch, because it has a spring!

Ok, a creative thinking puzzle:
two men come to a river, neither of them can swim, but fortunately there's a boat, unfortunately it barely has place for one person. it is known that they both did get across, tell me how they did it, considering you cant go around the river, and can't vross it without using the boat.

Exactly! Because it has a spring! Here is a nice desert for you for answering that riddle correctly! :ok:

http://www.oxfam.org.uk/coolplanet/o...es/desert5.jpg

As for your riddle, I have no idea

Lonely Vazdru 24-07-2005 06:03 AM

Maybe they tie a rope to the boat (assuming they have one) and then the first man crosses with the boat. Then he disembarks and the other man gets the boat back by pulling the rope. And he can use it to cross the river. Without a rope i have no idea. Unless the first one kills the second then eats him. Then crosses. :twisted:

a1s 24-07-2005 06:38 AM

that wan't the answer I had in mind. and definetly no rope.

ReamusLQ 24-07-2005 06:59 AM

one sits on the shoulders of the other?

Or there is a bridge

Or one guy holds onto the back while the other rows across

Or the water is waist deep so one pushes the boat while the other rides?

a1s 24-07-2005 07:03 AM

no.
and if there was a brige/or one could push a boat waist deep- the river would be crossible without the boat, which you know you can't.

ReamusLQ 24-07-2005 07:08 AM

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Originally posted by a1s@Jul 24 2005, 12:03 AM
no.
and if there was a brige/or one could push a boat waist deep- the river would be crossible without the boat, which you know you can't.

I'm having a mental image of "Robin Hood Men in Tights"

"This is not exactly the Mississippi! Look! I'm on one side, now I'm on the other side...now I'm on one side, now I'm on the other side!"

hehe..."Sorry, a tolls a toll and a rolls a roll. If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls... :D I made that up myself..."

a1s 24-07-2005 07:14 PM

try to think about where those two are. (that should either be too much of a hint or not at all, but I couldn't come up witha nyting better)

ReamusLQ 24-07-2005 07:18 PM

the river is very narrow, so one person jumps in the boat, then jumps across to the other side, then the other person does :bleh: I have no idea

a1s 24-07-2005 07:20 PM

again not the answer I wanted...

Lonely Vazdru 24-07-2005 09:17 PM

Got it ! They both stand on opposite banks, so when the first one crosses, he can give the boat to the other one, who crosses the other way. So they both cross, but they still end on opposite banks.
Your hint was a killer. But without it i'd never have thought of that.

And by the way it might not be the answer, but it fits, so i'm happy with myself ! :w00t:

a1s 24-07-2005 10:30 PM

it is.

EDIT: enjoy this picture of a river: http://www.peru-explorer.com/PERU-EX...adrededios.jpg

The Fifth Horseman 25-07-2005 10:59 AM

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What is green in red that goes round and round and round?
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A red wheel with green center?*
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A guy sick with embarassment feeling the room is spinning
Both wrong. Frog in a running blender.


Apocalypse Dude 25-07-2005 11:01 AM

mwahahaha, that's sick dude.... :roflol: :roflol: :evil:

Apocalypse Dude 25-07-2005 02:34 PM

Here a little flash about frog's and blenders, I know it's a classic but anyway:

http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/frogbender/

Lonely Vazdru 25-07-2005 10:08 PM

Cool link ! :sneaky:

Since i found the answer to a1s' riddle, i'll submit one. Here it is :

A farmer walks with a very nasty dog, a goat and carries an enormous pumpkin. He comes to a deep chasm that can only be crossed by a narrow bridge. The farmer can only cross with one item (pumpkin, goat or dog) at a time. And he can't leave the dog with the goat (the dog would bite the goat) or the goat with the pumpkin (the goat would eat it). How will our poor farmer manage to get everything across and intact ?

omg 25-07-2005 10:15 PM

take the goat. then you take the pumpkin and you take the goat back. you then take the dog. then you go back for the goat.

Lonely Vazdru 26-07-2005 03:26 AM

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take the goat. then you take the pumpkin and you take the goat back. you then take the dog. then you go back for the goat.
Either it was too easy or you are very clever (or both), anyway you win ! :ok:

Your turn.

omg 26-07-2005 11:19 AM

erm. damnation. im okay at guessing these things but terrible at giving em. hmm.
i leave it open to whoever has one.

ReamusLQ 26-07-2005 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by omg@Jul 26 2005, 04:19 AM
erm. damnation. im okay at guessing these things but terrible at giving em. hmm.
i leave it open to whoever has one.

Yay me! Thank you o m g!

You are trapped in a room without any doors or windows. The walls extend infinitely into the ceiling and into the floor. The only things in the room with you are a table and a mirror. How do you get out?

Think absurd logic for this one people

a1s 26-07-2005 05:07 PM

ok. you break the mirror, cut thet table in two halfs with a sharp piece. two half make a whole, so you get out trough that hole. :D
absurd enough?

ReamusLQ 26-07-2005 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by a1s@Jul 26 2005, 10:07 AM
ok. you break the mirror, cut thet table in two halfs with a sharp piece. two half make a whole, so you get out trough that hole. :D
absurd enough?

well, you got part of it right...although I'm not sure a broken piece of mirror could cut through a table...it's not serated. It could clice through skin, but not wood. You're on the right track, but keep going ;-)

omg 26-07-2005 10:43 PM

you break the mirror then slice your wrists so you die and thus move on to another plain of existance. so you are no longer in the room?

ReamusLQ 26-07-2005 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by omg@Jul 26 2005, 03:43 PM
you break the mirror then slice your wrists so you die and thus move on to another plain of existance. so you are no longer in the room?
LOL...no, sorry o m g, your body would still be in there :bleh:

omg 26-07-2005 10:52 PM

your body would decompose eventually....
or is it that you use the table to smash a hole in the mirror then you leave through that?
or that you use the mirror to magnify light onto the table so it catches fire so you can burn your way through the walls. or burn yourself to death so that the fire then consumes your corpse so that your body aint in the room no more?

ReamusLQ 26-07-2005 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by omg@Jul 26 2005, 03:52 PM
your body would decompose eventually....
or is it that you use the table to smash a hole in the mirror then you leave through that?
or that you use the mirror to magnify light onto the table so it catches fire so you can burn your way through the walls. or burn yourself to death so that the fire then consumes your corpse so that your body aint in the room no more?

all very creative, but not what I am looking for

And how are you going to magnify light with a broken mirror? You need a lens, duh! :rolleyes:

omg 26-07-2005 11:09 PM

LOL i wear glasses. i could use them...

ReamusLQ 26-07-2005 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by omg@Jul 26 2005, 04:09 PM
LOL i wear glasses. i could use them...
LOL I do too. Well, then where are you going to get the light from? Hm? No windows, no doors...and it's not like there is a freaking 100000000000 watt bulb in the ceiling stronger than the sun. (although that would be kinda cool...) :w00t:

A. J. Raffles 27-07-2005 06:40 AM

That would be kinda hot, actually...

Iron_Scarecrow 27-07-2005 12:11 PM

And very blinding.

Doc Adrian 27-07-2005 12:40 PM

We know how high and low the walls go..but how thick are they? if you don't mind me asking?

Iron_Scarecrow 27-07-2005 12:51 PM

You stand the mirror up against one wall so it reflects the opposite wall, smash the mirror with the table which in turn also smashes the opposite wall, allowing you to walk right on through.

Or you could dig your way out with the broken glass, not hard to dig up soil with borken glass. And you smash the table legs off and use them to support the tunnel so it doesn't collapse on you.

Kearnsy 27-07-2005 01:56 PM

Break the mirror in 2 and place the pieces on opposite walls.
Turn the table on its side and aim it at a mirror. hide behind it.
Then look at the blocked mirrorin the other moirror and...
... no-one is in the room!!



Diagram:
M=Mirror
T=Table
*=You

----------------
|..................|
|..................|
|M............M.|
|....T........... |
|.......*.........|
----------------


Hope thats strange enough for yah! :D

Iron_Scarecrow 27-07-2005 02:00 PM

I think you would only have to place the mirror on one wall.

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 04:11 PM

LOL I like reading your answers...they are so absurd.

Have you guys ever SEEN a broken or smashed mirror? It's like, 1000000000000 little pieces! Not going to do much good broken (Hint #1)

And, a1s has been the closest so far, he just used the wrong tool to do something...

a1s 27-07-2005 04:13 PM

ok. than I simply jump on top of the table until it breaks in half.

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 04:14 PM

no...you have to use the mirror

a1s 27-07-2005 04:28 PM

you're right- violence is not the way.
you have to take the mirror, and place it in the middle of the table (verticaly), so there is exactly one half on the side of the mirror, and so through reflection you get one more half. two halfs make a whole, etc...

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 04:41 PM

no

You do cut the table with something...

Indignus IV 27-07-2005 04:45 PM

you cut the table with a beam of light from the mirror?

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 04:46 PM

there's no light...and have you ever seen a beam of light that could cut through a table?

a1s 27-07-2005 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 27 2005, 04:46 PM
there's no light...and have you ever seen a beam of light that could cut through a table?
I have. well mabe not a table... our schools laser could only cut thin paper. when it was working at all.
BTW by saying that tere is no light do you mean it's dark? (and I wouldn't be able to get any reflections in the mirror)

Indignus IV 27-07-2005 05:05 PM

I don't know! I'm not really in a "thinking" mood right now.

Actually, if you take the mirrors and hold them apart parallel to each other, a beam of light is passing infinitely fast between them. If you slowly move the parrallell mirrors down the table, within 20 billion years or so you would have cut the table with the photon beam, like so:


m..........{llllllllllllllllllll}.........m
l l
l l
l l
l l
m= mirror
.....= light beam

I read a book about relativity that talked about this :D


edit: dang, my pic got screwed up. whatever, you get the idea

a1s 27-07-2005 05:14 PM

I understand what youre trying. won't work. because you need a constant ligt source to be place where your table is right now. otherwise the light beam will weaken and won't acamulte enough energy to cut wood.
(because your beams angle won't be 0 degrees when you begin, and as you know it will increase geometricaly from there)

Indignus IV 27-07-2005 05:33 PM

I see.


Its some kind of stupid trick. I just can't think of it...........
:wall:

a1s 27-07-2005 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by a1s@Jul 27 2005, 05:14 PM
I bla bla bla there)
but that isn't absurd.

by the way, I still don't see why you can't cut a table with a piece of mirror.

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 06:26 PM

you could, I guess..but it would really dull out the broken mirror piece (there is only one mirror btw, not two Indi)

You need something serrated, but because I doubt someone would get this exact wording, I'll give it to a1s, because he was the closest at the beginning.

The correct answer actually goes something like this:

"I look in the mirror and see what I saw, then I take that saw and cut the table in two. Because two halves make a hole, I climb out through the hole to freedom"

Take it away a1s!

a1s 27-07-2005 06:33 PM

ok, here's my riddle:
This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he usualy rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor.

Why don't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?

A. J. Raffles 27-07-2005 06:34 PM

Because he's to short to reach the buttons?

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jul 27 2005, 11:34 AM
Because he's to short to reach the buttons?
Curse you A.J. Raffles!

The dude's a midget!

A. J. Raffles 27-07-2005 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 27 2005, 06:38 PM
Curse you A.J. Raffles!
I wish I had a penny for every time I've heard that.:P

I can't think of a riddle, though, so I'll pass the turn on to you, Reamus.

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 07:04 PM

w00t! I heart you A.J Raffles! :wub:

Ok, along the same lines as my last riddle:

You wake up and find yourself in a room with no windows and no doors. Aside from being completely confused on how you got there, you wonder who on earth you are supposed to get out of the room. You look around, and the only thing in the room with you is a baseball bat. Being the destructive type of person you are, you try to smash your way out, finding that the walls are made of solid titanium and there is no way your stupid aluminum bat could break through. How do you escape?

Lonely Vazdru 27-07-2005 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 27 2005, 07:04 PM
How do you escape?
You don't. :bleh:

Anyway you should take a holiday break or something. You seem very tensed with all those ideas of waking up prisoner in weird rooms where there is no way out (or no way in by the way). :wall:

As for the riddle i suggest you take your bat and make a home run. :Brain:

Doc Adrian 27-07-2005 09:41 PM

The usual...Titanium floors and ceilings also?

Fruit Pie Jones 27-07-2005 09:43 PM

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As for the riddle i suggest you take your bat and make a home run.
Now now, you can't make a home run without a ball. You can, however, take your bat and swing three times at empty air. Three strikes...and you're out!

Lonely Vazdru 27-07-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by Fruit Pie Jones@Jul 27 2005, 09:43 PM
Now now, you can't make a home run without a ball.
Then you start by having a ball ! :party:

ReamusLQ 27-07-2005 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Fruit Pie Jones@Jul 27 2005, 02:43 PM
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As for the riddle i suggest you take your bat and make a home run.
Now now, you can't make a home run without a ball. You can, however, take your bat and swing three times at empty air. Three strikes...and you're out!

yay for fruit pie jones! He wins!

http://www.earlenescakes.com/grmsckimages/GLove4web.jpg

Both the glove and ball are edible...they're part of the cake! :w00t:

Take it away man!

Fruit Pie Jones 28-07-2005 03:14 PM

Sorry, I'm a busy man right now and can't seem to think of anything off the top of my head. I'll try to come up with something, but in the meantime, someone else can take the helm.

Impressive cake, by the way!

TheChosen 28-07-2005 03:20 PM

I got one!


A man comes far from the east,
he saves a man from the form of beast,
he saves the damsel from the band,
and drives the ogres out of land.

Who is he?

ReamusLQ 28-07-2005 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by TheChosen@Jul 28 2005, 08:20 AM
I got one!


A man comes far from the east,
he saves a man from the form of beast,
he saves the damsel from the band,
and drives the ogres out of land.

Who is he?

Why, he's Devon (default name in walkthroughs for Quest for Glory), the soon to be Hero of Spielburg, Prince of Shapier, Savior of Tarna and Mordavia, and King of Marete!

Edit: sooooo....you're back right Chosen? :bleh: Sorry, I'm impatient

TheChosen 29-07-2005 06:46 AM

Correct.

Actually,there are two answers:Devon and hero.

ReamusLQ 29-07-2005 07:02 AM

w00t for me! And for you chosen, for being a QFG Fan like myself!

As for the next riddle:

You go out on the town one night, hitting bar after bar, totally getting loaded. At the last bar you go to (called The Bloated Liver), a jerk slips a Mickey into your drink. You pass out in the alley, and wake up in...yes, another room :bleh:

As you squint your eyes from the dying lightbulb hanging above your head, you try to remember what happened during the last twelve hours, but you fail quite miserably. After you shake off your hang over to the point where you can kind of understand what's going on, you get a glimpse around the room.

At first you think you are in the same situation as before, except this time there is a door! Unfortunately, it is locked tighter than a bank vault, and you seem to have been stripped of your utility belt where you usually keep your explosives. As you glance around, you realize the room is entirely empty, except for a large upright piano on wheels. Being the dope you are, you try to smash it into the walls, and end up with nothing more than a sore back, a tiny little scratch on the solid titanium walls, and a hurt ego. However, you do not learn very quickly, so you try smashing the door with the piano, but end up with the same result of a hurt back and a damaged ego.

Just as you're about to bawl your eyes out in despair, you notice a tiny little key hole in the door. You search everywhere, but there is no key to be found in the room. The feeling of hopelessness, coupled with your increasingly painful hangover, causes you to collapse to the ground in a mess of tears. :cry: Between the heaving sighs and the river exploding forth from your tear-ducts, you fall asleep.

You wake up in the room, now with a clear head, and decide to solve this predicament just as you have the last few times you've been drugged by maniacs and locked in a room with seemingly no escape. You look around and take invintory of everything in the room that could potentially be useful, and decide that all you have is the piano. How do you escape?

P.S. I hope you liked that...I kind of had fun writing it :D

TheChosen 29-07-2005 07:07 AM

You play the piano so loud,until the walls are destroyed.

ReamusLQ 29-07-2005 07:09 AM

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Originally posted by TheChosen@Jul 29 2005, 12:07 AM
You play the piano so loud,until the walls are destroyed.
no

:bleh:

A. J. Raffles 29-07-2005 07:13 AM

You unlock the door with one of the piano keys??

ReamusLQ 29-07-2005 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jul 29 2005, 12:13 AM
You unlock the door with one of the piano keys??
close...on the right track...but no...sorry

Doc Adrian 29-07-2005 10:56 AM

Pick the lock with a piano wire :D

Iron_Scarecrow 29-07-2005 12:18 PM

You play the sweetest song you know on the piano enticing the guard to come and open the door. Leaving you to walk right on through.

TheChosen 29-07-2005 12:24 PM

You have to smash the piano and make a communicator out of it. When its done youl have to open it and say:Beam me up,Scotty!

Iron_Scarecrow 29-07-2005 12:35 PM

Assuming this pianos keys were made with Cellulose Nitrate, the unpopular replacement for Ivory, then: You put one of the keys in the key hole then you start smashing that key with the other piano keys, and as we all know Cellulose Nitrate is very unstable and flammable and the collision between the two keys creates an explosion blowing the vault door off of it's frame. Leaving you to walk right on through.

TheChosen 29-07-2005 12:59 PM

By the way....he didnt mentioned that the room had a door.

Doubler 29-07-2005 01:03 PM

Yes he did:
Quote:

At first you think you are in the same situation as before, except this time there is a door!
In fact it even has a keyhole:
Quote:

Just as you're about to bawl your eyes out in despair, you notice a tiny little key hole in the door.

omg 29-07-2005 01:04 PM

you get some paino wire and conceal it in the palm of your hand. you then walk so you are stood in front of the keyhole. the person who keeps drugging you and locking you in rooms is clearly a massive pervert. so you take your clothes of and waggle your nob in front of the keyhole knowing that he is watching you and jacking off. you say something enticing like "i want you to touch me" so the freak can not resist anymore and he has to come in and touch you rather than watching. when he enters the room you strangle him with the piano wire , then rifle his pockets for "mickys" so you have something for later.

edit: then you leave the room and take his body with you so you can harvest his body for organs, so at least this series of being locked in rooms adventures is not without profit.

Kearnsy 29-07-2005 01:25 PM

I think this guy needs to start carrying around a Jackhammer or something!
... i know how to get out all you have to do is this:
:wall:

TheChosen 29-07-2005 01:29 PM

You pull a couple of pieces of wood from the piano. Then,you rub them together and burn the piano. When the piano is on fire,chant the arcane formula and summon a powerful demon from the seventh level of hell!! This demon wil either destroy the door,destroy the whole place or kill you.

Fruit Pie Jones 29-07-2005 06:58 PM

If I spent last night getting hammered, I probably have to take a powerful leak by now, so I'd pee through the keyhole. It wouldn't get me out of the room, but at least I wouldn't be the one who had to clean it up.

ReamusLQ 29-07-2005 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by omg@Jul 29 2005, 06:04 AM
you get some paino wire and conceal it in the palm of your hand. you then walk so you are stood in front of the keyhole. the person who keeps drugging you and locking you in rooms is clearly a massive pervert. so you take your clothes of and waggle your nob in front of the keyhole knowing that he is watching you and jacking off. you say something enticing like "i want you to touch me" so the freak can not resist anymore and he has to come in and touch you rather than watching. when he enters the room you strangle him with the piano wire , then rifle his pockets for "mickys" so you have something for later.

edit: then you leave the room and take his body with you so you can harvest his body for organs, so at least this series of being locked in rooms adventures is not without profit.

Ok, although this is not the right answer, I gotta give it to o m g for being the most creative. I never even dreamed of that one! Props to you my friend.

The closest was opening the lock with a piano key, although the CORRECT answer, is "keep playing the piano until you find the right key, then use the key to unlock the door to freedom"

Take it away o m g

omg 30-07-2005 12:08 AM

thank you man, but as a.j was closest i reckon it should go to a.j.

ReamusLQ 30-07-2005 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by omg@Jul 29 2005, 05:08 PM
thank you man, but as a.j was closest i reckon it should go to a.j.
as you wish, take it away A.J.

omg 30-07-2005 12:49 AM

problem is tho a.j isnt going to be on now untill tommorow which means an evening without a riddle. oh the calamity!

ReamusLQ 30-07-2005 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by omg@Jul 29 2005, 05:49 PM
problem is tho a.j isnt going to be on now untill tommorow which means an evening without a riddle. oh the calamity!
an evening with out a riddle?....what? :blink: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!

<dramatic Darth Vader Scream at end of episode three>

A. J. Raffles 30-07-2005 06:23 AM

Argh, no, you should have taken it, omg. I can't think of a riddle, sorry.:(

ReamusLQ 30-07-2005 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jul 29 2005, 11:23 PM
Argh, no, you should have taken it, omg. I can't think of a riddle, sorry.:(
<starts singing> weep oh mine eyes... :cry:

Fox 30-07-2005 10:38 AM

Well if no one is going to take it, i guess i'll have to.

(This is the second part to the Alien trilogy)
You have been captured by a Alien Race when they landed on earth. After passing the first quiz, (which i will post when i remember it), they let you spend your life in prison rather than killing you. Every day they let you out of your cell to eat and drink. They make sure that you cannot take anything back with you to your cell which contains nothing but a tiny hole in the ground. You notice that at the bottom of the hole is a key attached to a rubber ball. You assume that the key works. How do you get the key and get out.

EDIT:The first part had alot of drawings, so i won't post it. :unsure:

a1s 30-07-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Fox@Jul 30 2005, 10:38 AM
The first part had alot of drawings, so i won't post it. :unsure:
you could put it into a word document, and attach that to your post.

ReamusLQ 30-07-2005 05:42 PM

you pee into it every day until it floats to the top
or you spit in it until you have enough and it floats to the top
or you just reach down and grab it because you never said how far down it is.

Fox 30-07-2005 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jul 30 2005, 05:42 PM
you pee into it every day until it floats to the top
You're right dude! :ok:
Your turn

@a1s I'll try that

ReamusLQ 30-07-2005 08:59 PM

serious? LOL <shrug> I don't know if I would touch the ball after it had been floating in my urine for a few days....yech

Ok....ummmm. How about this:

After doodling around on the piano to pass the time while in this stupid locked box, and while trying to figure out how Moonlight Sonata goes, you suddenly remember the correct key that the song is in. As you start to play it, the "right key" magically appears on the piano's dropshelf. You quickly unlock the door and wrench it open. Sunlight floods the dimly lit room as you step out into the light and to freedom. After your eyes adjust to the blinding light, one word comes to your mind "...crap..." You are standing in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

You are about to go back inside the titanium box (hey, atleast it has airconditioning!) when you see a note stuck under a rock. You pull the note free and start to read.

"Dear Friend,
If you are reading this, you have escaped yet again from our unescapable locked box. I keep telling my partner to leave you in there with absolutely nothing, but he insists that is barbaric. You have obviously found absurd ways to use these items, but Stephen refuses to leave you in there to die of ennui. We apologize for reloacting in this hot desert, but the retail prices here are the cheapest we've ever seen, and we were made an offer we couldn't refuse. There is an oasis about two hours away from here by horse back, and about eight hours away by foot. Unfortunately, it is impossible to go longer than three hours in this desert by water. We are sorry for the inconvenience, but we believe you will think of something. We hope to kidnap you again soon!
Much Love,
Carl"

"Great..." you think to yourself, "I've been kidnapped by a bunch of gentle homosexuals..." You analyze the situation at hand. You must get to the oasis, or you will die. However, you can not walk to the oasis, but there seems to be no other mode of transportation around. If only you had a stupid horse or camel...

How do you get to the oasis?

Danny252 30-07-2005 09:07 PM

you walk round the back and find the camel? :P

ReamusLQ 30-07-2005 09:09 PM

LOL, no sorry. No that easy.

Danny252 30-07-2005 09:14 PM

well, my riddle-hating brain is out of answers.

omg 30-07-2005 09:28 PM

drink your own urine so that you can extend your time walking?

Fox 30-07-2005 09:33 PM

you take the note and make an origame(folded image made with paper).
it looks like a cat. you join the rock & the cat to get a Rockcat=Rocket.
you then use the rocket to fly to the oasis. :whistle:

ReamusLQ 30-07-2005 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fox@Jul 30 2005, 02:33 PM
you take the note and make an origame(folded image made with paper).
it looks like a cat. you join the rock & the cat to get a Rockcat=Rocket.
you then use the rocket to fly to the oasis. :whistle:

clever, and absurd...but no

A. J. Raffles 30-07-2005 09:39 PM

Sing an aria until you're hoarse and ride to the oasis?

ReamusLQ 31-07-2005 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Jul 30 2005, 02:39 PM
Sing an aria until you're hoarse and ride to the oasis?
or scream until you are hoarse, then ride away.

Go A.J.!

A. J. Raffles 31-07-2005 08:23 AM

Ah no, not again. I don't know any riddles (or rather, I've posted all the riddles that I do know already).:(

Fox 31-07-2005 12:44 PM

I guess that i'll take it again.

A frog is at the bottom of a well. The well is 50ft deep. Each day the frog jumps up 10ft & at night as he sleeps, he falls down 5ft. how many days does it take him to get out of the well?

Not very hard but it's all i got at the moment

Iron_Scarecrow 31-07-2005 12:56 PM

9 days excluding the 9th night of course.

Fox 31-07-2005 01:40 PM

Right! go ahead

Iron_Scarecrow 01-08-2005 07:14 AM

I don't know any riddles, the next is free to the first person who claims it.

TheChosen 01-08-2005 09:08 AM

Hmmmm.....

Youre in a small asteroid fighting against a reptile creature called:gorn.
An alien called "Metron",told you that there are materials in the asteroid. With these materials you can build strong weapon.

So far you have found the following:sulphur,gem,strong bamboo pipe,piece of cloth,couple of flint stones and coal.

What kind of weapon you can build. Notice that gorn is very strong creature. He didnt die when you rolled a boulder over him.

Lonely Vazdru 01-08-2005 09:17 AM

Some guy named Kirk (probably a captain of some kind) used those to build a primitive canon and blast the Gorn to oblivion. :guns:

TheChosen 01-08-2005 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lonely Vazdru@Aug 1 2005, 09:17 AM
Some guy named Kirk (probably a captain of some kind) used those to build a primitive canon and blast the Gorn to oblivion. :guns:
Correct!

Altough he spared the gorns life.

BeefontheBone 01-08-2005 09:45 AM

Wait a second - this is a riddles thread, not another Star Trek appreciation one. People will start to suspect that we might be a bit ... you know ... geeky.

TheChosen 01-08-2005 09:50 AM

Sorry.

Another riddle:
A Highly skilled swordman is fighting against a basilisk(A creature wich gaze can turn into stone). The basilisk is an illusion made by a wizard.
However,when the swordman looks at the basilisk,he doesnt turn into stone. Why?

A. J. Raffles 01-08-2005 10:17 AM

He's wearing dark sunglasses?

TheChosen 01-08-2005 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Aug 1 2005, 10:17 AM
He's wearing dark sunglasses?
Wrong.

Hint:Answer can be found from the Players handbook

A. J. Raffles 01-08-2005 10:28 AM

Player's handbook? Hey, that's not fair. This is supposed to be a riddle thread, not an AD&D quiz.

TheChosen 01-08-2005 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Aug 1 2005, 10:28 AM
Player's handbook? Hey, that's not fair. This is supposed to be a riddle thread, not an AD&D quiz.
Another hint then:
This is swordmans first adventure. He hasnt ever seen nor heard of basilisk.

A. J. Raffles 01-08-2005 11:15 AM

Well, if the swordsman doesn't know what a basilisk is, and the damn thing is just an illusion anyway, it shouldn't pose too much of a problem, because the illusion couldn't possibly work on him if he doesn't know what it's an illusion of.

TheChosen 01-08-2005 11:22 AM

Correct.

Your turn.

A. J. Raffles 01-08-2005 12:35 PM

Erm, sorry, I ran out of riddles to post long ago. I'll pass on the turn to the first person to claim it.

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 03:58 PM

w00t!

If a crab and a half weigh a pound and a half, but the half crab weights half as much again as the whole crab, what do half the whole crab and the whole of the half crab weigh?

Apocalypse Dude 01-08-2005 04:13 PM

2 pounds?

EDIT, sorry misread it.. ignore the above

2nd EDIT 1,5 pounds

a1s 01-08-2005 04:39 PM

1 pound.


1,5x=1,5
x=1
||
\/
0.5*x+1*(0,5x)=1

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 05:37 PM

no, no, and no

Fruit Pie Jones 01-08-2005 05:38 PM

1.2 pounds.

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 05:39 PM

no

a1s 01-08-2005 05:44 PM

guys do you mind submiting ridels in plain (or as a last resort american) english?
BTW "half as much again" seems to mean 1.5 times.

Fruit Pie Jones 01-08-2005 05:46 PM

Quote:

BTW "half as much again" seems to mean 1.5 times.
That was the assumption I made.

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 07:14 PM

the point of this riddle, is the confusing wording of it. If you decipher it, you will get it.



a1s 01-08-2005 07:53 PM

and half crabs are probaly made out of lead. (tey're pretty heavy for their size)

ad master 01-08-2005 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Aug 1 2005, 03:58 PM
w00t!

If a crab and a half weigh a pound and a half, but the half crab weights half as much again as the whole crab, what do half the whole crab and the whole of the half crab weigh?

2.1 pounds! a classic! I want more!!! :D

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 08:38 PM

good job! Your turn

Fruit Pie Jones 01-08-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Aug 1 2005, 01:14 PM
the point of this riddle, is the confusing wording of it.* If you decipher it, you will get it.
Ahhh. It seems to depend on how you interpret "the whole of the half crab." I looked at it one way and got 1.2 pounds. But now that I look at it another way, I get 2.1 pounds. Is that correct?

EDIT: Never mind. Already confirmed.

ad master 01-08-2005 08:45 PM

ah. I'm not good at this. but I'll try:
What is black and white and red all over?

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 08:46 PM

a newspaper

ad master 01-08-2005 08:48 PM

good call... but the paper is read, not red. :bleh:

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 08:49 PM

dang...an embaressed nun?

a1s 01-08-2005 08:49 PM

how about an ebbaressed zebra?

ad master 01-08-2005 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 1 2005, 08:49 PM
how about an ebbaressed zebra?
yup. told you I M teh suckz at it.

a1s 01-08-2005 09:11 PM

one day, as you were visiting your friend who lived near a lake, you noticed a tractor on a large Island in the middle of the lake, much to your amasement, there is no bridge connecting the island to the rest of the land, and infact there are no bridges to it at all! as You asked around, you found out that no boat capable of transporting the tractor has ever sailed the lake, nor was it constructed on the Island, yet it's clearly there... but how?

ReamusLQ 01-08-2005 09:16 PM

it was driven across the lake during the winter

a1s 02-08-2005 01:17 AM

right.

ReamusLQ 02-08-2005 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 1 2005, 06:17 PM
right.
w00t for me!

Compose a grammatical and sensible sentence in which all words begin with the same sound and yet none begin with the same letter.

Fruit Pie Jones 02-08-2005 04:00 PM

Phil flew.

A. J. Raffles 02-08-2005 04:03 PM

Psychology sucks.

Lonely Vazdru 02-08-2005 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Aug 2 2005, 04:03 PM
Psychology sucks.
Yes ! And :

Psychiatrists seek Cinderella ! :D

ReamusLQ 02-08-2005 05:33 PM

well, because there are so many possibilities, I will go with the one that tickles my fancy the most. However, it should have different words in the sentence.

adamaster 02-08-2005 06:18 PM

huh?

A. J. Raffles 02-08-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adamaster@Aug 2 2005, 06:18 PM
huh?
Now that's what I call a relevant contribution.<_<

Nancy knows pneumonia.

adamaster 02-08-2005 06:47 PM

Pneumonic gnomes knew mnemonic names.

also wiedly known.

ReamusLQ 02-08-2005 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adamaster@Aug 2 2005, 11:47 AM
Pneumonic gnomes knew mnemonic names.

also wiedly known.

that is the correct sentence.

I meant to say it should have FIVE different words in the sentence :bleh:

Ad Master, if I were you, I would stop googling all the riddles...

Blood-Pigggy 02-08-2005 08:24 PM

LOL, nice one.

I find it disturbing that Therapist spells "the rapist". Think about that one.

adamaster 02-08-2005 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Aug 2 2005, 08:22 PM
Ad Master, if I were you, I would stop googling all the riddles...
then start making your own.

Like this:
I speak a language noone speaks,
When I am bad, recieve I kicks
to evil childrens minds I bend
yet man to moon I helped to send.

A. J. Raffles 02-08-2005 09:03 PM

A computer?

adamaster 02-08-2005 09:05 PM

well yeah, but that is beside the point, I made that up in 90 seconds.
it's still your turn now though.

A. J. Raffles 02-08-2005 09:12 PM

Dang, not again.:( I leave my turn to whoever claims it.

a1s 02-08-2005 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Aug 2 2005, 09:12 PM
Dang, not again.:( I leave my turn to whoever claims it.
here we go:
there were three eggs, two fathers and two sons, yet every man got one egg, how is this possible? (I know it's easy, so only answer if you want the turn)

Doubler 02-08-2005 09:31 PM

The son of one is the father of another?

Clarification: One son is also a father :P

a1s 02-08-2005 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doubler+Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Doubler @ Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>The son of one is the father of another?[/b]

yes, they are namely: grandfather (who is naturaly also a father), father (his son), and the son
<!--QuoteBegin-Doubler
@Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM
Clarification: One son is also a father :P[/quote]
what kind of clarification is that?!

Doubler 02-08-2005 09:48 PM

Quote:

what kind of clarification is that?!
I thought my first answer to be more cryptic then the riddle itself, and I hoped this would clarify it a bit. Obviously it didn't :P

Anyway, I don't know a riddle right now, and I'm turning in soon. So unless you all want to wait for tommorow (and then some more for me to think of a riddle), I'll leave the position of riddler for the taking :)

a1s 02-08-2005 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 2 2005, 09:24 PM
(I know it's easy, so only answer if you want the turn)
:ranting:



care to save the day Reamus? :sneaky:

Doubler 02-08-2005 09:54 PM

I would take the turn, but my riddle turned out to be old.

Sorry. Really. :(

Blood-Pigggy 02-08-2005 09:55 PM

What? Wasn't Doubler's answer right?

Wait, nevermind, I saw his reply.

:bleh:

ReamusLQ 02-08-2005 10:01 PM

save the day hm?

ummmm...<tries to think of one on the spot>

Ooooooo! How about a really bad one!

What's big, red, and eats rocks?!

Blood-Pigggy 02-08-2005 10:03 PM

LOL, I have no clue...
Wait, let me think, uhh, mmm...

Gosh.

I know why I don't have it yet, this is a horrid riddle.

a1s 02-08-2005 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Aug 2 2005, 10:01 PM
What's big, red, and eats rocks?!
big red rock eater :D

ReamusLQ 02-08-2005 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s+Aug 2 2005, 03:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (a1s @ Aug 2 2005, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ReamusLQ@Aug 2 2005, 10:01 PM
What's big, red, and eats rocks?!
big red rock eater :D [/b][/quote]
correct :D Your turn!

a1s 02-08-2005 10:07 PM

damn, you chaeted me into getting the turn, curse you! LOL
allright, give me a few minutes to come up with something.

a1s 02-08-2005 10:22 PM

I decided I'll follow adamasters advice, it's fun!


I used to be as black a night,
My entrials provide insight,
Into the fate of metal birds
That made you humans air lords.

ReamusLQ 02-08-2005 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 2 2005, 03:22 PM
I decided I'll follow adamasters advice, it's fun!


I used to be as black a night,
My entrials provide insight,
Into the fate of metal birds
That made you humans air lords.

um..stars? satellites? space? the black box in an airplace? radar? a compass thingy? Batman?

a1s 02-08-2005 10:43 PM

stars? no.
satelites? could be, but not my answer. (should have gone with the "by giving us their parting words" variant for verse 4)
black box? yes, but it should be on an airplane, not in the airport. :)
radar? was it black? and I believe that whatever provides inight is on the outside of it.
a compass thingy? nope.
Batman? LOL " in order to predict the fate of plane 761 I will be using the entrials of this Batman, look at how his stomach is out of alignment, that is bad luck.." :roflol:

your turn.

Blood-Pigggy 02-08-2005 10:44 PM

If I can guess a riddle (which I most likely won't) I have a really good one.

ReamusLQ 02-08-2005 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 2 2005, 03:43 PM
stars? no.
satelites? could be, but not my answer. (should have gone with the "by giving us their parting words" variant for verse 4)
black box? yes, but it should be on an airplane, not in the airport. :)
radar? was it black? and I believe that whatever provides inight is on the outside of it.
a compass thingy? nope.
Batman? LOL " in order to predict the fate of plane 761 I will be using the entrials of this Batman, look at how his stomach is out of alignment, that is bad luck.." :roflol:

your turn.

whoah! Did I just win that one with Batman? sweet ! :ok: :w00t:

Right...so....ummmm

What has a foot on either side and one in between them?

a1s 03-08-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Aug 2 2005, 11:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Aug 2 2005, 11:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>whoah!* Did I just win that one with Batman?* sweet !* :ok:* :w00t: [/b]

with the balck box actulay.

<!--QuoteBegin-ReamusLQ
@Aug 2 2005, 11:34 PM
Right...so....ummmm

What has a foot on either side and one in between them?
[/quote]
a human is standing position. (it has two feet 30 cm apart!)

if indeed it is, Blood-Pigggy can have the turn. Or fox, if he will figure out a way to post the first alien problem (or a 100% equivalent).

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 12:31 AM

What does every poor man have?
What does every rich man desire?
Each has it, one more than the other.
Less than more, but no more than less.

Doc Adrian 03-08-2005 12:32 AM

Nothing?


Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 12:33 AM

Close...

a1s 03-08-2005 12:52 AM

err... life?

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 12:53 AM

Uh, no, sorry.
What kind of answer was that anyway? :D

Doc Adrian 03-08-2005 01:08 AM

Time?

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 01:11 AM

Nope, sorry.

a1s 03-08-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Aug 3 2005, 12:31 AM
Less than more, but no more than less.
I think there's a mistake here.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 01:31 AM

Nah, just think about it, here's a hint...
M-----y

blastradius14 03-08-2005 01:47 AM

Money.

But I would say a sophisticated vacation :ok:

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 01:49 AM

No, but you did try.

blastradius14 03-08-2005 01:51 AM

What opens and closes, but has no keys.
It provides the living with further living.
But upon this, you'll find no sitting.
Sometimes causing the downfall of man,
Causing others to be swift to damn.
Sometimes even from simple grains of sand.

Doc Adrian 03-08-2005 01:54 AM

The heart?

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 01:58 AM

Uh, time?

blastradius14 03-08-2005 02:19 AM

Nope you are both wrong. Guess again.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 02:22 AM

POOP.
It's feces.

Let me keep guessing.

ReamusLQ 03-08-2005 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Aug 2 2005, 05:31 PM
What does every poor man have?
What does every rich man desire?
Each has it, one more than the other.
Less than more, but no more than less.

hey, you guys didn't get my riddle correct! Whatcha doin makin a new one!?

What has a foot on either end and one in between?

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 02:33 AM

Hey poop face, (why do I like the word poop now?)

a1 told me to go ahead, damn good steak sauce.
Your riddle is stupid anyway! :D , joking.

Anyway, the answer to my riddle was modesty.

blastradius14 03-08-2005 02:38 AM

No man, it ain't crap.

I don't know the answer to yours Reamus, but I bet you don't know the answer to mine either!

ReamusLQ 03-08-2005 03:57 AM

I'll answer yours once you get mine :D

a1s 03-08-2005 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Aug 3 2005, 02:33 AM
a1 told me to go ahead, damn good steak sauce.
I said if.
if my answer was correct you could have my turn.


2 ReamusLQ: sorry I didn't check.

ReamusLQ 03-08-2005 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s+Aug 2 2005, 09:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (a1s @ Aug 2 2005, 09:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Blood-Pigggy@Aug 3 2005, 02:33 AM
a1 told me to go ahead, damn good steak sauce.
I said if.
if my answer was correct you could have my turn.


2 ReamusLQ: sorry I didn't check. [/b][/quote]
that's ok demon toad avatar thing...just tell me what has two feet on either side and one in the middle :ok:

a1s 03-08-2005 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s+Aug 3 2005, 12:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (a1s @ Aug 3 2005, 12:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Aug 2 2005, 11:34 PM
whoah!* Did I just win that one with Batman?* sweet !* :ok:* :w00t:
with the balck box actulay.

<!--QuoteBegin-ReamusLQ
@Aug 2 2005, 11:34 PM
Right...so....ummmm

What has a foot on either side and one in between them?

a human is standing position. (it has two feet 30 cm apart!)

if indeed it is, Blood-Pigggy can have the turn. Or fox, if he will figure out a way to post the first alien problem (or a 100% equivalent). [/b][/quote]
:bye:

ReamusLQ 03-08-2005 04:55 AM

no...it's a very...obviously stupid answer, the correct one it is.

whoah, Yoda moment

A. J. Raffles 03-08-2005 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Aug 3 2005, 02:31 AM
What has a foot on either end and one in between?
A three-foot pole??

ReamusLQ 03-08-2005 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles+Aug 2 2005, 11:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (A. J. Raffles @ Aug 2 2005, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ReamusLQ@Aug 3 2005, 02:31 AM
What has a foot on either end and one in between?
A three-foot pole?? [/b][/quote]
believe it or not, you are really close

hehe, it's gonna suck for you people on the metric system

A. J. Raffles 03-08-2005 07:49 AM

Erm, a ski, then??

ReamusLQ 03-08-2005 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Aug 3 2005, 12:49 AM
Erm, a ski, then??
no

BeefontheBone 03-08-2005 09:16 AM

Is it just a yard?

ReamusLQ 03-08-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeefontheBone@Aug 3 2005, 02:16 AM
Is it just a yard?
well, the answer I WAS looking for, was "ReamusLQ of course" :D (...you know...I have a foot on the bottom of my legs, and one in between them... :ok: ) But I suppose a "yard" or "yard stick" will do just as well. go BOTB

blastradius14 03-08-2005 04:59 PM

You gave it away when you said it wasnt a three feet stick but close.

Now you get to figure out mine LOL

Lonely Vazdru 03-08-2005 05:01 PM

A mouth ?

blastradius14 03-08-2005 05:14 PM

DAMN! you got it so soon!

It is rather simple, isn't it?

It opens and closes, but has no key= you control what happens to it, and though someone may FORCE it open, this isn't a key; but brute strength

The living part: Unless you are on an IV then you gotta eat. Duh.

Destroys man: A man can literally piss someone off till he dies.

The sand part: The egyptians often died earlier than alot of people because the sand was everywhere. It ate away the enamel on they're teeth, thus making the eating part a little difficult.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 3 2005, 12:14 PM
DAMN! you got it so soon!

It is rather simple, isn't it?

It opens and closes, but has no key= you control what happens to it, and though someone may FORCE it open, this isn't a key; but brute strength

The living part: Unless you are on an IV then you gotta eat. Duh.

Destroys man: A man can literally piss someone off till he dies.

The sand part: The egyptians often died earlier than alot of people because the sand was everywhere. It ate away the enamel on they're teeth, thus making the eating part a little difficult.

I love how you said "there was sand everywhere".
Heheh, I just exploded with laughter.
Actually, it was their breads and wheat that they grinded with mortarts, sand would be so easy to mingle with it that they were basicly eating dirt.

blastradius14 03-08-2005 05:22 PM

Not to mention the drinking water, where they slept, you know. We have all seen that guy who could inhale sand by snoring LOL

Lonely Vazdru 03-08-2005 05:23 PM

OK. Here's a riddle from Baldur's Gate 2 (which i'm currently playing).

You can see me but i have no color.
I'm lighter than what i'm made of.
Put me in a container and it gets lighter.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 05:23 PM

We inhale our dead skin everyday.

If we took all the skin everyone on the earth shed in one day, it would fill up a four story house...

Mmm...

Isn't the answer light or something?

Lonely Vazdru 03-08-2005 05:24 PM

Neither light, nor something. :D

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 05:26 PM

It's Guacamoli I know it.

blastradius14 03-08-2005 05:27 PM

Air. I have beaten that game many times. You are in the guantlet.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 05:29 PM

I was going to say that, but then I noticed it was too obvious and try to think of something else.

Fruit Pie Jones 03-08-2005 05:35 PM

How does putting air in a container make it lighter?

blastradius14 03-08-2005 05:47 PM

It makes the container lighter, say putting a balloon under a bowl makes it float right? That game's puzzles are too stupid though. They really should have put more thought into it.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 05:50 PM

And how can you see it?

Fruit Pie Jones 03-08-2005 05:50 PM

But...but air has weight!

blastradius14 03-08-2005 05:54 PM

I didn't say the riddle was a good one. That's just the answer to the game's problem and a stupid way of seeing its point.

Air even has wieght in space... though its really mass, not exactly weight. Afterall, weight is just the affect of gravity on your body. I want to see someone that doesn't weigh over 75 lbs on jupiter LOL

Fruit Pie Jones 03-08-2005 05:56 PM

All right, we need a new riddle. We don't have any more unsolved ones in the queue, do we?

a1s 03-08-2005 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fruit Pie Jones@Aug 3 2005, 05:56 PM
All right, we need a new riddle. We don't have any more unsolved ones in the queue, do we?
as far as I know there is no queue, a new puzzle is introduced when the previous one is solved.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:13 PM

If a fat man is lighter than a skinny man,
how could that be possible?

blastradius14 03-08-2005 06:19 PM

He's on a lighter planet LOL

The skinny man is solid muscle

a1s 03-08-2005 06:19 PM

the skinny man is a nig... ahem afro-african.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:19 PM

No... guess again.

Here's the answer

The fat guy was talking online, and he was like "0MFG. J00 teh n00b LOL!!!11!!11one i cuold pwn j00 at CS 4ll d4y l0ng."

The skinny guy said "THIS IS A JENNY CRAIG WEBSITE".

And their personalities switched.

a1s 03-08-2005 06:20 PM

they're bot underwater?

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Aug 3 2005, 01:19 PM
Answer

The fat guy was talking online, and he was like "0MFG. J00 teh n00b L0L!!!11!!11one i cuold pwn j00 at CS 4ll d4y l0ng."

The skinny guy said "THIS IS A JENNY CRAIG WEBSITE".

And their personalities switched.

Here

a1s 03-08-2005 06:28 PM

wait, if their personalities switched then so would their weights. no go.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:32 PM

No, see, in society when you say the "fat guy" it means a specific person, not a wave of fat people, so in general, the fat guy went into the skinny guy and the skinny guy went into the fat guy.

Hey it's a loop.

DO YOU KNOW HOW NASTY THAT SOUNDS!?

blastradius14 03-08-2005 06:35 PM

Nah. Blood used his sig's necromantic powers to reincarnate the skinny guy into the fat guy's body.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:37 PM

Mmm, you make me smooth and creamy all over boy.

blastradius14 03-08-2005 06:46 PM

With spinal disectomy fluids, right?


Whats stuffed, talks,
Is scary, but doesn't walk?

Fruit Pie Jones 03-08-2005 06:47 PM

Teddy Ruxpin?

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:48 PM

George Clooney.

blastradius14 03-08-2005 06:49 PM

Nope. Both of those (in my opinion) are wrong.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:54 PM

Richard Nixon

Lonely Vazdru 03-08-2005 06:56 PM

By the way, the answer to my riddle was not air, but a hole ! :bleh:

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:56 PM

That makes even less sense.

Lonely Vazdru 03-08-2005 06:58 PM

Of course it makes more sense. You just don't like being wrong. :D

blastradius14 03-08-2005 06:58 PM

Yeah. Find the cloak of mirroring and do the gauntlet over again. Its funny.

And no, its not Tricky Dick.

Remember, It doesn't walk. Well, it does ONCE, but only once so far.

Blood-Pigggy 03-08-2005 06:59 PM

Yes it does.

I'm so happy my download didn't get corrupted again.

Fruit Pie Jones 04-08-2005 02:12 PM

I don't want to see this thread die, so let's have a little more info, eh? The riddle's a little vague so far.

A. J. Raffles 04-08-2005 02:16 PM

Furby?:P

Lonely Vazdru 04-08-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by A. J. Raffles@Aug 4 2005, 02:16 PM
Furby?:P
:D :D :D :D

blastradius14 04-08-2005 09:58 PM

Ok. It's in comercials for something to do with laundry. If you are from europe I have no idea if this will help you.

And its not a furby :bleh:

But a furby would be the closest thing LOL

Iron_Scarecrow 05-08-2005 06:15 AM

Mr. Sparkle?

blastradius14 05-08-2005 04:40 PM

No.

Danny252 05-08-2005 05:50 PM

xmas turkey? :D :D :D :D :D :D

blastradius14 05-08-2005 07:33 PM

No.

ReamusLQ 05-08-2005 07:38 PM

how about a hint? and repost the riddle too, when you give the hint

Fox 05-08-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 3 2005, 06:46 PM
Whats stuffed, talks,
Is scary, but doesn't walk?

Chucky? (from chucky and the bride)

@a1s: I'll see about posting my riddle next weekend. My computer was a bit messed up this week and i could not work on the puzzle.

Fruit Pie Jones 06-08-2005 01:24 AM

Snuggle, the Fabric-Softening Bear?

blastradius14 06-08-2005 01:30 AM

Fruit Pie gets it! Wow, this took quite a while LOL

They made that stupid bear scary, no? It used to be a nice little bear, now its just missing a few fangs before it becomes the demon bear.

Iron_Scarecrow 06-08-2005 11:36 AM

How could a bear with such a name as Snuggle the Fabric-Softening Bear be so scary?

TheChosen 06-08-2005 12:43 PM

While were waiting for Fruit pies riddle,il give you a little warm-up:

A thief has just arrived in Ankh-Morpork. He hasnt ever been in the town before nor he hasnt contacted the AMs Thieves Guild. He goes into this small shop and steals an bread. When he leaves the store he gets grabbed and throwed in Ankh-River by two goons. Why?

blastradius14 06-08-2005 12:49 PM

That's there bread. You don't steal there targets. LOL

If Anhk-Morpork is in a poor country (I used to know, but I am out of high school now :evil: ) like poland really used to be before, then the thieves guild (if one existed) would act more like guards against intruding theives.

Fox 06-08-2005 07:01 PM

Hello. Where is everyone, Asleep? :ranting:

a1s 06-08-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheChosen@Aug 6 2005, 12:43 PM
While were waiting for Fruit pies riddle,il give you a little warm-up:

A thief has just arrived in Ankh-Morpork. He hasnt ever been in the town before nor he hasnt contacted the AMs Thieves Guild. He goes into this small shop and steals an bread. When he leaves the store he gets grabbed and throwed in Ankh-River by two goons. Why?

maybe it was a display model? :D
or the goons were just practicing (it's not like he was someone inportant...).


P.S. Ankh-Mohrpok is not a country, it's a city situated on the river Ankh.

blastradius14 07-08-2005 03:41 AM

Quote:

If Anhk-Morpork is in a poor country
Did I call it a country? I was wondering if it was in a poor country, not if it was a country itself.

Maybe they wanted to save him from poisoned bread they were intending for the high-ups. Y'know, the ones who could afford it.

a1s 07-08-2005 03:52 AM

my apologies. Didn't read very attentively. :D
I don't realy know if it's in a poor coutnry, my impression is that it was some sort of a city-state. the City itself has both poor neighbourhoods and rich ones, allthouh noone there is as rich as people in the agate empire.

TheChosen 07-08-2005 11:11 AM

Youre both wrong!! :D

Hint:Those goons are working for Thieves guild.

blastradius14 07-08-2005 03:53 PM

He didn't sign in.

TheChosen 07-08-2005 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 7 2005, 03:53 PM
He didn't sign in.
Close...try to say it in another way.

a1s 07-08-2005 08:20 PM

offcourse, when I was osting about Ankh-Mohrok, I forgot to mention that it has the best thievs guild on discworld :D
they threw him into ankh, bacause he wasn't a memeber of the giulid- "when you mess with the best, you end up like the rest"( I don't remeber who said that.)
anyone can have my turn.

Fruit Pie Jones 08-08-2005 05:49 PM

I think I'm supposed to take a turn, but I'm still way too busy at work right now to think up a decent riddle. Someone post one!

blastradius14 08-08-2005 11:59 PM

He didn't join the guild. They don't accept non-members trying to steal in there town.

TheChosen 10-08-2005 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 8 2005, 11:59 PM
He didn't join the guild. They don't accept non-members trying to steal in there town.
Thats the correct answer.

*Fanfare*

blastradius14 10-08-2005 03:05 PM

Some one else can have the turn. I am off making a scenario for AoE2

Fox 12-08-2005 08:29 PM

My brother, (Mahar Vairo), made an AoE1 scenario but his computer then messed up. We just played AoE2 today & he was saying that he wanted to make a nice scenario for our multi-player game. I wish u good luck & claim ur turn: :whistle:

A squirrel goes out to a field which has 20 ears of corn. Each day he takes 3 ears with him. How many days does it take him to collect all the ears?

A. J. Raffles 12-08-2005 08:30 PM

Twenty days?:P

blastradius14 12-08-2005 08:32 PM

Quote:


Each day he takes 3 ears with him.

If he is bringing ears into the field, how can he possibly bring them back in 20 days...

But if he is taking them away, it would take 7 days.

What field ever has just 20 ears of corn anyway?

ReamusLQ 12-08-2005 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 12 2005, 01:32 PM
Quote:


Each day he takes 3 ears with him.

If he is bringing ears into the field, how can he possibly bring them back in 20 days...

But if he is taking them away, it would take 7 days.

What field ever has just 20 ears of corn anyway?

dude, think about his answer....Each day he takes away THREE ears...not three ears of corn, but three ears. So the two on his head, plus the one he takes away. Ergo: 20 days

blastradius14 12-08-2005 10:44 PM

Well then Raffles was right, but I was just showing how words can be tricky. You and Raffles saw the third and last lead on the words.

ReamusLQ 13-08-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 12 2005, 03:44 PM
Well then Raffles was right, but I was just showing how words can be tricky. You and Raffles saw the third and last lead on the words.
ah, I see now. You took the view as he was bringing the ears TOO the field, and not leaving with them...

a1s 13-08-2005 10:31 AM

is corn measured in ears? :blink:
if so, how much is one ear?

Iron_Scarecrow 13-08-2005 11:15 AM

One corn.

A. J. Raffles 13-08-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s+Aug 13 2005, 10:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (a1s @ Aug 13 2005, 10:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> is corn measured in ears? :blink:
if so, how much is one ear? [/b]


Ahem,:ot: , but the answer to that can be found in a novel by Jules Verne - if you trust his judgement, that is.:P

<!--QuoteBegin-The Mysterious Island

"Look here, captain--A grain of corn!"
And he showed his companions a grain--a single grain--which from a hole in his pocket had got into the lining of his waistcoat.
The presence of this grain was explained by the fact that Herbert, when at Richmond, used to feed some pigeons, of which Pencroft had made him a present.
"A grain of corn?" said the engineer quickly.
"Yes, captain; but one, only one!"
"Well, my boy," said Pencroft, laughing, "we're getting on capitally, upon my word! What shall we make with one grain of corn?"
"We will make bread of it," replied Cyrus Harding.
"Bread, cakes, tarts!" replied the sailor. "Come, the bread that this grain of corn will make won't choke us very soon!"
Herbert, not attaching much importance to his discovery, was going to throw away the grain in question; but Harding took it, examined it, found that it was in good condition, and looking the sailor full in the face-- "Pencroft," he asked quietly, "do you know how many ears one grain of corn can produce?"
"One, I suppose!" replied the sailor, surprised at the question.
"Ten, Pencroft! And do you know how many grains one ear bears?"
"No, upon my word."
"About eighty!" said Cyrus Harding. "Then, if we plant this grain, at the first crop we shall reap eight hundred grains which at the second will produce six hundred and forty thousand; at the third, five hundred and twelve millions; at the fourth, more than four hundred thousands of millions! There is the proportion."
[/quote]

Fox 13-08-2005 12:28 PM

20 days is right.

A.J Gets it.

A. J. Raffles 13-08-2005 12:41 PM

Dang.:( Anyone want my turn?

a1s 13-08-2005 12:57 PM

here is a simple one (I got it in <2 minutes):
3 friends stayed at a hotel, they payed 30 silver rubles (it's an old problem) for their stay. in the morning the owner of the hotel sent them back their change with his aide, the aide decided to keep 2 rubles for himself, and only gave each lord a ruble. now each friend payed 9 rubles that's 27, and the aides 2 that's 29, how is tis possible?

Toxik 13-08-2005 01:22 PM

That ruble was price for the stay..i think

a1s 13-08-2005 01:32 PM

no.
sorry guys, the question of the problem is "how is this possible", sorry about that.

Lonely Vazdru 13-08-2005 04:00 PM

I knew a different version of that one, i think you should indicate the price of the stay (probably 25) as to indicate to us the amount of change. Otherwise the impossibility is impossible to see. :blink:

blastradius14 13-08-2005 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 13 2005, 07:57 AM
here is a simple one (I got it in <2 minutes):
3 friends stayed at a hotel, they payed 30 silver rubles (it's an old problem) for their stay. in the morning the owner of the hotel sent them back their change with his aide, the aide decided to keep 2 rubles for himself, and only gave each lord a ruble. now each friend payed 9 rubles that's 27, and the aides 2 that's 29, how is tis possible?

To stay there was to be rewarded with 1 ruble. Ahk, I hate russian money LOL

ReamusLQ 13-08-2005 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 13 2005, 05:57 AM
here is a simple one (I got it in <2 minutes):
3 friends stayed at a hotel, they payed 30 silver rubles (it's an old problem) for their stay. in the morning the owner of the hotel sent them back their change with his aide, the aide decided to keep 2 rubles for himself, and only gave each lord a ruble. now each friend payed 9 rubles that's 27, and the aides 2 that's 29, how is tis possible?

you're doing the math incorrectly, but in a convincing manner...actually, even with your math it makes no sense.

Using your math, you would have 30-2=28. Meaning he diveded the 28 up into three equal portions, so each guy paid somewhere around nine...your way works, but it is not as convincing as the original riddle, which I shall now post...



Quote:

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance.* So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room.* A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5.* He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in.* The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends.* He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day!* Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night.* We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent.* Where did the other dollar go????
Now then, the absurd logic in this riddle is that it convincingly does wrong math, saying that each man payed nine plus the two. Meaning, your logic is this:

30/3=10 (inital payment), 10-1=9 (how much each paid after the refund), 9*3=27 (each one paid) 27+2=29 (how much the bellhop kept..filthy bastard...)

This is misleading, as you add in the two dollars in the wrong section. The logical break down looks something like this. 30 (the inital amount they paid for the room) 30-5=25 (the amount they paid after rebate). 25+3 (They each got a dollar back), 28+2=30 (The amount that thieving, coniving, slimy bellhop took)

There's your missing dollar.

How ever, I also remember answering the question this way, and it was a little more fun...

"The following night two friends check into the same motel. Once again the clerk charges them $30, or $15 per person. After the clerk remembers the total rate is only $25 he sends the bellhop upstairs with five $1 bills to pay the two friends back. The bellhop knows he got away with larceny once so he tries it again. But this time he pockets $3 and returns $2 to the hotel guests ($1 per guest). So each of the two guests got $1 back from their original $15. Therefore each paid $14 which is a total payment of $28 for the room. Now the bellhop has $3, the guests paid $28, for a total of $31....THERE'S THE MISSING DOLLAR!!!!"

blastradius14 13-08-2005 06:50 PM

So the Bellhop took the extra dollar. Stupid bellhop.

ReamusLQ 13-08-2005 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 13 2005, 11:50 AM
So the Bellhop took the extra dollar. Stupid bellhop.
no, you still don't get it...just add up the numbers...

25+3+2=30...there is no missing dollar...it's a riddle of bad math :bleh:

blastradius14 13-08-2005 06:57 PM

No, an extra dollar opposed to his 2 from before. I know about the bad math :sneaky:

So now the stupid bellhop has 5 dollars.

ReamusLQ 13-08-2005 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 13 2005, 11:57 AM
No, an extra dollar opposed to his 2 from before. I know about the bad math :sneaky:

So now the stupid bellhop has 5 dollars.

he does? :blink: how'd you get that?

He still only has two...

blastradius14 13-08-2005 07:06 PM

Well, if the bell hop is actually affected by the yet to exist second party, then he will have 5 dollars.

ReamusLQ 13-08-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Aug 13 2005, 12:06 PM
Well, if the bell hop is actually affected by the yet to exist second party, then he will have 5 dollars.
that is true, if you do incorporate in the second party...

Fox 13-08-2005 09:00 PM

The trick to this riddle is not to add the 2 dollars, but to subtract them.

9*3=27(total amount paid by the guests)
27+1+1+1=30(they each got one in their pockets)
27-2=25(2 dollalrs is how much bellhop took, 25 is total price paid for the room, which means that 25+2=27 which is the total amount paid by the guests)

The bold is the solution.

ReamusLQ 13-08-2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fox@Aug 13 2005, 02:00 PM
The trick to this riddle is not to add the 2 dollars, but to subtract them.

9*3=27(total amount paid by the guests)
27+1+1+1=30(they each got one in their pockets)
27-2=25(2 dollalrs is how much bellhop took, 25 is total price paid for the room, which means that 25+2=27 which is the total amount paid by the guests)

The bold is the solution.

either way, we've worked this one to death, no matter if you look at it my two ways, or your way

a1s 13-08-2005 10:08 PM

guys this is a pointless debate. after 2 nights the bellop has 5 dollars (2+3), and Reamus has the turn, plus this glass of beer for submitting a humorous answer:

Doubler 13-08-2005 10:11 PM

Pilsner Urquell! :w00t:
Now that's good stuff. I envy you, Reamus :ok:

ReamusLQ 13-08-2005 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 13 2005, 03:08 PM
guys this is a pointless debate. after 2 nights the bellop has 5 dollars (2+3), and Reamus has the turn, plus this glass of beer for submitting a humorous answer:
sweeeet...thanks a1s :D Even though I don't drink alcohol...You can have the beer Doubler, but I'm taking the turn.

Ummm...crap, I need to leave <thinks of a quick riddle>

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a
person with a different nationality. The owners drink a certain
type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a
certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand
of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

The question is: Who owns the fish?

HINTS:

The brit lives in the red house
The Swede keeps dogs as pets
The Dane drinks tea
The green house is on the left of the white house
The green homeowner drinks coffee
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
The man living in the center house drinks milk
The Norwegian lives in the first house
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes
Dunhill
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer
The German smokes Prince
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water

Stew on that for a time...

a1s 13-08-2005 10:20 PM

Einstein claimed only 2% of world population can sove that... go on flatter your ego guys. :D

A. J. Raffles 13-08-2005 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 13 2005, 10:20 PM
Einstein claimed only 2% of world population can sove that... go on flatter your ego guys. :D
Which only goes to prove that numbers weren't exactly Einstein's strong point, I suppose.:)

blastradius14 13-08-2005 10:59 PM

I got it.
Norweigan, Dane, Brit, German, Swede
Cats, Horse, Birds, Fish, Dogs
Dunhill, Blend, Pallmall, Prince, Bluemaster
Water, Tea, Milk, Coffee, Beer

The man in the green house, the German who drinks coffee and smokes Prince has the fish

ReamusLQ 14-08-2005 02:13 AM

correct...ooo, bonus points for the diagram!

http://www.stolar.com.au/bonuspoints1.jpg

blastradius14 14-08-2005 02:32 AM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! And Einstien said only 2%, what a joke.

Somebody can have the turn :ok:

TheChosen 15-08-2005 07:08 AM

Heres one for the adventurers:

"Fearless,Earless and Free"

Who is he?

A. J. Raffles 15-08-2005 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheChosen@Aug 15 2005, 07:08 AM
Heres one for the adventurers:

"Fearless,Earless and Free"

Who is he?

http://www.allowe.com/images/FP-boxcover.jpg

TheChosen 15-08-2005 12:45 PM

Corrrect!

What is that? Some sort of poster or a magazine ad?

eolsunder 22-08-2005 08:59 AM

How about this old sci-fi riddle,


You are standing at the north pole of the planet. (consider the north pole the very top, and that up is north and down is south looking at the globe)

Now, you walk towards the south for 1 mile. You head east for 1 mile, and then head north from 1 mile, winding back up where you started.

Now, where else on the planet can you walk south 1 mile (or unit), east 1 mile, and north 1 mile and wind up back at the same spot.

And since we said the north pole we can't use that again, of course. And don't say the south pole, since you can't walk south from the south pole.


BeefontheBone 22-08-2005 09:37 AM

On a west-travelling conveyor belt of some sort, perhaps? Isn't it Waffles' turn?

Jimbo the Legend 22-08-2005 09:45 AM

:ot: Its been like a week since he posted here so i guess it was anyones :ot:

BTW no idea on riddle, apart from a big disk floating above the north pole

J

a1s 22-08-2005 12:20 PM

you have to be standing 1.159 miles from the south pole. so you go south, (and end up 0.159 miles from south pole), than you go east (making a full circle) and go back north again :D

blastradius14 22-08-2005 11:21 PM

Equator?

a1s 26-08-2005 01:41 AM

I don't think he's comig back :(

A. J. Raffles 30-08-2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 26 2005, 01:41 AM
I don't think he's comig back :(
I'm a she.:) And I'm a bit busy at the moment, so whoever wants it can have my turn.

a1s 30-08-2005 01:58 PM

eolsunder wasn't (he allready took your turn for inactivity), ad he's no coming back...
so in conclusion:
:Brain: FREE TURNGRAB PEOPLE :Brain:

ReamusLQ 30-08-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Aug 30 2005, 06:58 AM
eolsunder wasn't (he allready took your turn for inactivity), ad he's no coming back...
so in conclusion:
:Brain: FREE TURNGRAB PEOPLE :Brain:

Sweet, and with that....REAMUSLQ HAS RETURNED TO WRECK HAVOC ON THE RIDDLES THREAD!

First of all, w00t for this new forum...they actually used one of my ideas! :Brain:

Now then....ummm...crap, now I need to think of a riddle...

I dance and breathe and can even deceive. I am not alive, yet watch how I thrive. Do not come too near or I will eat you my dear. What am I?

Tom Henrik 30-08-2005 03:28 PM

A fire.

Please jump in and take my turn people, I just like to answer riddles (not make them) :)

allyfaucet 08-09-2005 04:34 AM

:bye:
I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
:D

ReamusLQ 08-09-2005 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 7 2005, 09:34 PM
:bye:
I am the ruler of shovels
I have a double
I am as thin as a knife
I have a wife
What am I?
:D

I've heard that one! the King of Spades w00t!

Um....You're driving a bus, and at the first stop twenty people get on. At your next stop, seven people get off, but thirteen people get on. At your third stop, four people get off, one man dies of a heart attack and is caried off by paramedics, and six people get on the bus. At your fourth stop, a man pulls out a gun and robs everyone on the train, shooting four of the people before running off. At the next stop, twenty two people get on the bus. What is the bus driver's name?

allyfaucet 08-09-2005 05:21 AM

allyfaucet! :D


what can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

Abi79 08-09-2005 05:36 AM

Sit, sleep and brush your teeth. :huh: It's not the bed, not the chair and not the toothbrush. I know: bechabrush ? :D

allyfaucet 08-09-2005 05:42 AM

LOL
you don't know how close you are with what you just said

Abi79 08-09-2005 07:10 AM

chabebrush ? brushchabe ? bedbrush ? :D

ReamusLQ 08-09-2005 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 7 2005, 10:21 PM
allyfaucet! :D


what can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

a bed, a chair, and a toothbrush silly!

if one child has 3 1/3 piles of sand, another child has 2 1/4 piles of sand, and a third child has 5 3/8 piles of sand, how many piles of sand will they have if you put them together?

Aristharus 08-09-2005 02:21 PM

One?

ReamusLQ 08-09-2005 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aristharus@Sep 8 2005, 07:21 AM
One?
yup! Yay for the wet kitty!

Aristharus 08-09-2005 02:40 PM

Yay.

The wet kitty doesn't have a riddle though. Someone take my turn.

ReamusLQ 08-09-2005 02:48 PM

How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet across, and 6 feet deep?

a1s 08-09-2005 03:00 PM

none.

ReamusLQ 08-09-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by a1s@Sep 8 2005, 08:00 AM
none.
correct

Blood-Pigggy 08-09-2005 08:54 PM

Reamus, your riddles are terrible. :D

Kidding, they aren't bad, but I doubt they'd stump anyone older than 10.

ReamusLQ 08-09-2005 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blood-Pigggy@Sep 8 2005, 01:54 PM
Reamus, your riddles are terrible. :D

Kidding, they aren't bad, but I doubt they'd stump anyone older than 10.

well, gimme a break! I've been riddled out and really busy with school. Those are ones I remember from like, fourth grade.

allyfaucet 10-09-2005 05:41 AM

What force and strength
cannot get through,
I with a gentle touch can do,
and many in the streets would stand,
were I not as a friend in hand.

ReamusLQ 10-09-2005 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 9 2005, 10:41 PM
What force and strength
cannot get through,
I with a gentle touch can do,
and many in the streets would stand,
were I not as a friend in hand.

A lockpick :D Well, a key would work too...

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

allyfaucet 10-09-2005 06:10 AM

She's a photographer.



I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never seen out of darkness.

ReamusLQ 10-09-2005 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 9 2005, 11:10 PM
She's a photographer.



I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never seen out of darkness.

The letter "S"

Touché!

So what is round like a frying pan and deep like a bathtub, but all of the water in the WHOOOOOLE ocean couldn't fill it?

allyfaucet 10-09-2005 06:19 AM

a sieve.
I think we're looking at the same place :bleh:

ReamusLQ 10-09-2005 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 9 2005, 11:19 PM
a sieve.
I think we're looking at the same place :bleh:

hey, no googling my riddles! :bleh: post yours

allyfaucet 10-09-2005 06:25 AM

It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What is it?

ReamusLQ 10-09-2005 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 9 2005, 11:25 PM
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What is it?

we've had this before...it's "nothing"

Tell me what is, not necessarily WRONG with, but unusual about the following paragraph, aside from the fact that it is from Great Gatsby.

"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "

allyfaucet 10-09-2005 06:29 AM

I just read this one. The paragraph doesn't use the letter e.


A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

ReamusLQ 10-09-2005 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Sep 9 2005, 11:29 PM
I just read this one. The paragraph doesn't use the letter e.


A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened?

parachute didn't deploy.

ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies. Often times the question, is the answer in disguise.

a1s 10-09-2005 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Sep 10 2005, 06:30 AM
ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies. Often times the question, is the answer in disguise.
didn't you have that on your signature a while back? it's from some kind of song.

TheChosen 11-11-2005 12:16 PM

Dont really know....

...but hey! This topic needs another riddle:

How can you finish Space Quest in at least 6 seconds?

Alf Hari 11-11-2005 02:23 PM

I presume you don't mean just take longer than 6 seconds to finish it? That would be finishing it in at least 6 seconds, because it is a greater length of time than that required.

TheChosen 11-11-2005 02:32 PM

Whatever....

a1s 18-11-2005 08:43 PM

I belive you'd have to die somehow?

TheChosen 19-11-2005 08:39 AM

Noooo.....

a1s 20-11-2005 08:40 AM

you can't? :angel:

TheChosen 20-11-2005 08:54 AM

You can!

A. J. Raffles 20-11-2005 09:11 AM

Is it sort of like in Monkey Island 2, where you can press a special key combination and you "win" the game?

TheChosen 20-11-2005 09:17 AM

Go on....youre near the answer....

a1s 24-11-2005 04:28 PM

we've had this riddel for allmost 2 weeks now, could you... uh... I don't actualy know what you could do (short of handing us the answer), but could you do something like that?

TheChosen 25-11-2005 12:34 PM

Okay, the answer is:




Type "cheat" to win the game.

moogle 25-11-2005 04:44 PM

Uhhh...not sure whos turn it is but heres one.
I shoot throught the sky free as a bird, never seen, never heard.
What am i?
:blink:

A. J. Raffles 25-11-2005 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moogle@Nov 25 2005, 05:44 PM
Uhhh...not sure whos turn it is but heres one.
I shoot throught the sky free as a bird, never seen, never heard.
What am i?
:blink:

Erm... a moogle?:P

a1s 25-11-2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moogle@Nov 25 2005, 08:44 PM
Uhhh...not sure whos turn it is but heres one.
I shoot throught the sky free as a bird, never seen, never heard.
What am i?
:blink:

an invisible mute duck with a gun?

moogle 25-11-2005 09:19 PM

Nope and no.
:)

A. J. Raffles 25-11-2005 09:24 PM

A jet stream?

Iron_Scarecrow 26-11-2005 10:06 AM

What colour is this thing?

TheChosen 26-11-2005 10:21 AM

Air? Wind?

Eva02Soul 26-11-2005 10:25 AM

stealth bomber?

moogle 28-11-2005 11:28 PM

No No No No No, Red.

Iron_Scarecrow 29-11-2005 01:19 AM

Hmmmm, I actually expected it to have no colour since it's invisible, my question was basically meant to be a joke.

Shooting star?

moogle 29-11-2005 03:36 AM

Nope ^_^

Iron_Scarecrow 29-11-2005 03:46 AM

A run away Balloon, an evil one that left a small child on the street crying, and it's silently laughing all the way to doom in the upper atmosphere.

EDIT A red balloon of course.

Eva02Soul 29-11-2005 03:52 AM

A silent, red scream?

Iron_Scarecrow 29-11-2005 03:54 AM

A red penguin?

ReamusLQ 29-11-2005 03:57 AM

a sunset?

Iron_Scarecrow 29-11-2005 04:04 AM

The sun more like it, but that is quite visible.

Eva02Soul 29-11-2005 04:08 AM

The sun in Proxima Centauri? we can't see that

Iron_Scarecrow 29-11-2005 04:17 AM

I did not know. Does it deliberately hide from us.

Eva02Soul 29-11-2005 04:20 AM

Yes, that miserable no-good sun. Sol is a much nicer sun anyway.

Iron_Scarecrow 29-11-2005 04:26 AM

Are they not the same?

Eva02Soul 29-11-2005 04:29 AM

no, they are not. different star systems. Just like Alpha Centauri is different again.

ReamusLQ 29-11-2005 04:29 AM

wait...if it's never seen and never heard...how is it red?

Ozone Gas? Osubscript3?

moogle 01-12-2005 03:31 AM

Hehe, will thats the trick isn't it Reamous :angel:
And no no no no no.
Nones gotten it yet :)

Iron_Scarecrow 01-12-2005 04:04 AM

Well I have given up.

TheChosen 01-12-2005 11:00 AM

Red part of the rainbow?

Rinforzando 01-12-2005 01:16 PM

Some kind of radiation?

Infra-red?

Sebatianos 01-12-2005 01:23 PM

The flying Little Red Riding Hood - only so little you can neither see nor hear her???

BeefontheBone 01-12-2005 01:45 PM

A newspaper? Wait, wrong riddle. Is it rosy-fingered dawn?

moogle 01-12-2005 06:53 PM

Nope to all, so far sebastionos has gotten the closest, in a sense....;)

blastradius14 01-12-2005 10:58 PM

Since neutrino particles do not seem to have a red color, I doubt it is that. Is it impercievable due to atomic size? :D

Yes, that question is pretty good, how can you tell a color of something you can't see?

a red-coated witch/sorcerer on a broom with stealth mode (invisibility spell/potion) and move silently(once again, a spell)?

moogle 05-12-2005 12:02 AM

Hint:
@Chosen, well thats the trick isn't it Chosen, we all know what the answer looks like, but we have never seen or heard it with our own eyes and ears...

ReamusLQ 05-12-2005 12:51 AM

UV Radiation. Radioactive rays from the sun!

blastradius14 05-12-2005 03:18 AM

A ladybug outside Moogle's house that no one pays attention to.

moogle 05-12-2005 03:23 AM

No, and no, and it has nothing to do with science.

allyfaucet 05-12-2005 03:36 AM

So....we've never seen or heard it with OUR OWN eyes....so does that mean somebody else's? :blink:

moogle 05-12-2005 04:24 AM

No...

Ok Ok, heres a clue, like the one before

Everybody knows about it, but nobody has actually seen or heard it, nobody is sure it even exists, yet we all talk about it...

Iron_Scarecrow 05-12-2005 05:33 AM

Wow they still haven't got it.

ReamusLQ 05-12-2005 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Dec 4 2005, 10:33 PM
Wow they still haven't got it.
I assume you know...please answer instead of patronizing us.

Gravity?

Rinforzando 05-12-2005 09:08 AM

If it's nothing to do with science, then I guess it must be something like an emotion or a feeling. Then again, you can't have a red feeling. How about, a dream? Imagination? An alternate reality?! C'mon, this is driving me crazy!

moogle 05-12-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ+Dec 5 2005, 06:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ReamusLQ @ Dec 5 2005, 06:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Iron_Scarecrow@Dec 4 2005, 10:33 PM
Wow they still haven't got it.
I assume you know...please answer instead of patronizing us.

[/b][/quote]
He gave up a while ago, so I PMed him the answer.
:bleh:

God, no offense but this is taking forever ;)

Think about this time of year...

allyfaucet 05-12-2005 11:49 PM

SANTA!!! :D

Iron_Scarecrow 06-12-2005 12:31 AM

LOL

This must have lasted at least 3 days.

:omg: It lasted 10 days.

LOL

allyfaucet 06-12-2005 01:38 AM

YAY! Finally!

ok, how about a NEW riddle, shall we? :D

What do you throw away the outside and cook the inside, then you eat the outside and throw away the inside?

moogle 06-12-2005 02:09 AM

A boiled egg?

allyfaucet 06-12-2005 02:49 AM

nope. :P

moogle 06-12-2005 02:53 AM

Darn, a normal egg?
...a pie?
LOL, dunno ;)

allyfaucet 06-12-2005 03:03 AM

nope ;)

BeefontheBone 06-12-2005 10:32 AM

A mango? Is it some sort of fruit?

a1s 06-12-2005 12:18 PM

a bag of peaches?
first you throw away the bag, and then you throw away the core.
allthough I wouldn't cook it.

ReamusLQ 06-12-2005 02:10 PM

CORN! :bleh:

allyfaucet 06-12-2005 03:20 PM

Ahh! You got it! :D

ReamusLQ 06-12-2005 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Dec 6 2005, 08:20 AM
Ahh! You got it! :D
w00t w00t!

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate

blastradius14 07-12-2005 04:18 PM

A court jester desireing to perform with some harmonius music, by what that sounds like... LOL

A Bard charm song?

Iron_Scarecrow 07-12-2005 11:28 PM

Is that even a riddle?

ReamusLQ 08-12-2005 12:40 AM

yes it is. And when I first heard it, I was totally mystified, and I worked on it for awhile, and then I was told to solve it the same way one would solve a "What would come next" question (ex. 1, 3, 5, 7, __) Meaning, to look for a pattern.

JimmyJ 08-12-2005 03:53 AM

But there IS no pattern :X

ReamusLQ 08-12-2005 04:06 AM

that statement is actually a huge clue...

Iron_Scarecrow 08-12-2005 09:03 AM

There is a rhyming pattern.

I've had this in my head since you said that having no pattern is a clue, so I'm saying constellation.

ReamusLQ 08-12-2005 02:13 PM

incorrect...think more...mathematical

Eva02Soul 08-12-2005 02:38 PM

Is the answer that anything can come next as long as

a) it rhymes and

B) it follows the 6 word/6 word/ 3 word pattern of the original rhyme?


So the next line will start a new rhyming couplet and have 6 words, the line after that will rhyme with the line before it and have 3.

Iron_Scarecrow 08-12-2005 02:46 PM

Each line has 8 syllables.

ReamusLQ 08-12-2005 09:25 PM

hmmm....think like a greek...

and try counting....

a1s 09-12-2005 03:21 PM

I don't beile I even know any english word with 6 syllables...

ReamusLQ 09-12-2005 08:14 PM

again, the only hint I can think of is think greek and math...

allyfaucet 09-12-2005 09:00 PM

mneumatics, or however you spell it, right? It's pi.

ReamusLQ 09-12-2005 09:05 PM

very good! Each word has the correct number of letters in it...

Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling
In mystic force and magic spelling
Celestial sprites elucidate
All my own striving can't relate

3.14159265358979323846 etc.

allyfaucet 09-12-2005 10:18 PM

Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all figures, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring
Before you the name of an eminent king.

:D

Iron_Scarecrow 10-12-2005 06:02 AM

No one remembers pi to 20 decimal places.

ReamusLQ 10-12-2005 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Dec 9 2005, 11:02 PM
No one remembers pi to 20 decimal places.
you're right, but there are numerous sites that give Pi past 100,000 decimal places

edit: And I know this riddle Ally, but I'll let someone else answer because I don't have a riddle in mind right now :D

allyfaucet 10-12-2005 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Dec 10 2005, 07:02 AM
No one remembers pi to 20 decimal places.
Untrue, my math teacher last year could probably recite pi up to that long. But I can't, I looked it up :D

Eva02Soul 10-12-2005 06:33 AM

Is the answer David?

allyfaucet 10-12-2005 08:09 PM

Yes! :D

Eva02Soul 10-12-2005 09:18 PM

cool. Unfortunately, I can't remember any good riddles that haven't already been said, so i'll just use one I remember from a game :D

Think of words that end in -gry. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in The Common Tongue. What is the third one?

BeefontheBone 10-12-2005 09:41 PM

Tongue, I'd hazard. Bit chestnutty, that one.

Eva02Soul 10-12-2005 10:36 PM

yeah, it was tongue.

a1s 15-12-2005 07:50 PM

if BeefOnTheBone isn't goimg to calim his turn, I shall expropriate it from him. that is to say " I want to post a riddle and bad beef isn't making one, boo-hoo!"

there is a dead man lying in the desert, there are no footprints or tiremarks or anything around him. In fact the only 2 things for miles around him are a piece of rock and lots of sand. what happened?

If you know the answer please don't post it for atleast a day, and let others try to guess it. Reamus, I'm looking in your direction.

blastradius14 15-12-2005 07:56 PM

@Eva Bah, I remember that joke from Planescape Torment... Stupid skeletons...

He forgot his parachute, Or it did not deploy...

a1s 15-12-2005 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blastradius14@Dec 15 2005, 11:56 PM
He forgot his parachute.
no.

blastradius14 15-12-2005 08:02 PM

He lives in the World of Dune and was buried under the sand, 2 miles deep.
He died in any number of fashions and a sand storm came by and removed the evidence.
The rock killed him.

Yobor 15-12-2005 09:27 PM

The man died of dehydration, but the wind erased the footprints.

Eva02Soul 16-12-2005 01:31 AM

the guy was a scuba diver that cut his suit open on a sharp rock?

a1s 16-12-2005 06:08 AM

none of the above.
but blastradius14s was closer than others.

Iron_Scarecrow 16-12-2005 07:26 AM

He isn't dead, just sleeping. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Eva02Soul 16-12-2005 08:00 AM

he tripped on the rock, fell awkwardly and broke his neck, then a sandstorm covered up the evidence.

Or maybe the rock was part of a larger structure that the guy fell from, then got mostly submerged in sand.

Iron_Scarecrow 16-12-2005 09:25 AM

Or the viscious sand storm blew the rock into his head killing him instantly then the sandstorm covered his tracks and blew the rock a couple hundred metres away and any other eveidence.

a1s 16-12-2005 11:36 AM

he's dead llright, and there was no sandstorm.

Iron_Scarecrow 16-12-2005 11:50 AM

How do you know?
There were no witnesses.

Eva02Soul 16-12-2005 11:55 AM

He was an astronaut on a planet with no atmosphere and ran out of air?

Iron_Scarecrow 16-12-2005 12:13 PM

I'm going to try the simple approach.

He died. End of story.

Fruit Pie Jones 16-12-2005 04:56 PM

Is the rock a meteor that whacked him?

a1s 17-12-2005 03:40 PM

no, but it did came from sapce at some point.

a1s 09-01-2006 09:07 PM

the man is a fictional charecter who apperas in books, and as far as I know even movies.
(yes I'm still talking about that old riddle)

WaAn 11-01-2006 10:21 PM

Let me guess...
He's an alien, and that rock is his ship?

And maybe easier riddle:

I have rivers without water,
Forests without trees,
Mountains without rocks
Towns without houses.

What am I?

Aristharus 12-01-2006 05:48 AM

a1s, he's Superman and the rock is cryptonite (or however you spell it), isn't it..?

And WaAn, sounds like a map, doesn't it..?

Man, if that first one is correct, I'm proud of that. I had heard a similar riddle before, but I didn't remember it until after I came up with that answer. Your hint about the fictional character helped a lot, I just started thinking of fictional characters who could fly, and how a rock could possibly kill them.

WaAn 12-01-2006 09:20 AM

Yes, it's a map

a1s 12-01-2006 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aristharus@Jan 12 2006, 09:48 AM
a1s, he's Superman and the rock is cryptonite (or however you spell it), isn't it..?
yups.

_r.u.s.s. 12-01-2006 03:08 PM

in one freeware game was one riddle i couldnt solve=/
maybe you should know
so type your thoughts- i will type answer in to game and tell you if answer is right


here we go...
I move through air without wings,
and between silken strings.
I leave as you find, my substance behind.
what am I?


btw: game was "Hero of Infamous Kingdoms" and authors made fun of old kings quests-like adventures
http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/9363/pic6fs.png

IHateSeph 12-01-2006 03:15 PM

Remember when all people back then who told riddles in old times were bored old men, and not young voluptious animated females? Oh sorry.

a1s 13-01-2006 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by _r.u.s.s.@Jan 12 2006, 07:08 PM
I move through air without wings,
and between silken strings.
I leave as you find, my substance behind.
what am I?

did you know that "there's something about the number 8 that might just be this riddles mate"?


Quote:

Originally posted by _r.u.s.s.@Jan 12 2006, 07:08 PM
game was "Hero of Infamous Kingdoms" and authors made fun of old kings quests-like adventures
You mean of quest for glory?

_r.u.s.s. 13-01-2006 01:44 PM

no, it wasnt only quest for glory, they made fun of more titles

Iron_Scarecrow 13-01-2006 02:12 PM

So is the answer 8?

_r.u.s.s. 13-01-2006 02:27 PM

no
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5223/pic6dc.jpg

a1s 13-01-2006 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Jan 13 2006, 06:12 PM
So is the answer 8?
no, that's just the hint a rubber duck gives you (seriously!)

Toxik 13-01-2006 04:39 PM

to spoil the fun: I think its a spider...one species of them(or probably more than one) can glide through air

_r.u.s.s. 13-01-2006 05:10 PM

yes, spider it was
now...

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/352/pic10nv.jpg
http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/8374/pic28fo.jpg

a1s 14-01-2006 12:16 PM

the answer to that is onion. (the duck said it makes her cry).
but I still don't get how? do onions bite you? do you carve stuff into their skin? :blink:

Doubler 14-01-2006 12:52 PM

You peal their skin, hense the carve and split. Few people like the onion 'skin' (The brown outer layer).
Onions 'bite' when you eat them. The tingly sensation :)

_r.u.s.s. 14-01-2006 03:06 PM

now nextone
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1527/ariddle0vj.jpg
-its not sleep niether dream

Lonely Vazdru 14-01-2006 03:57 PM

Money ? :D

_r.u.s.s. 14-01-2006 04:36 PM

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/8070/oh8ix.jpg

a1s 14-01-2006 05:30 PM

the secret ingridient is: love! (that wasn't half as hard as katrina said)

_r.u.s.s. 16-01-2006 01:18 PM

yes :ok:

WaAn 30-01-2006 05:36 PM

The part of the bird
that is not in the sky,
which can swim in the ocean
and always stay dry.

What am I?


Toxik 30-01-2006 06:06 PM

reflection maybe?

WaAn 30-01-2006 07:01 PM

That's close, but also true. The answer that i know is "Shadow"

So, what about

I begin eternity,
And end space,
At the end of time,
And in every place,
Last in life,
Second to death,
Never alone,
Found in your breath,
Contained by earth,
Water or flame,
My grandeur so awesome,
Wind dare not tame,
Not in your mind,
Am in your dreams,
Vacant to Kings,
Present to Queens.

What am I?

ReamusLQ 31-01-2006 12:58 AM

the letter e

WaAn 31-01-2006 03:49 PM

:ok: Good answer.

ReamusLQ 31-01-2006 07:57 PM

What has two legs and bleeds?

Master MC 31-01-2006 07:59 PM

A female?
A hagfish?

ReamusLQ 31-01-2006 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Master MC@Jan 31 2006, 12:59 PM
A female?
A hagfish?

ok, I would give you credit for your first answer, except it totally disgusted me and was horrible. I love it :D But no, wrong answers.

Toxik 01-02-2006 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ReamusLQ@Jan 31 2006, 10:57 PM
What has two legs and bleeds?
Any originally four-legged being with two legs cut off?

WaAn 01-02-2006 08:17 PM

Half of a cat?

ReamusLQ 02-02-2006 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WaAn@Feb 1 2006, 01:17 PM
Half of a cat?
the original answer was "half a dog," but I like cat better since dogs are so cute. :bleh:

allyfaucet 02-02-2006 05:01 AM

That's more of a joke than a riddle! :P

Iron_Scarecrow 02-02-2006 05:24 AM

Cats pwn dogs.

ReamusLQ 02-02-2006 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron_Scarecrow@Feb 1 2006, 10:24 PM
Cats pwn dogs.
let's see what the board members think

Master MC 02-02-2006 06:07 AM

Cats totally pwn dogs.

a1s 02-02-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Master MC@Feb 2 2006, 10:07 AM
Cats totally pwn dogs.
I second to that. dogs rule!

ok, another ridle about the same topic:
what creature bleeds for 5 days but doesn't die (well, not from the said bleeding ayway)?

ReamusLQ 02-02-2006 03:17 PM

a female

a1s 02-02-2006 03:24 PM

right. :tomato:

allyfaucet 03-02-2006 04:53 AM

distasteful :P

ReamusLQ 03-02-2006 05:49 AM

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?

Fruit Pie Jones 03-02-2006 03:23 PM

My Spooner-sense is tingling, and I'll just bet the words "duck" and "sick" are involved.

LingonKungen 14-08-2007 12:10 PM

hey all! does anyone remember the riddles to shadow over riva? I remember the ansveres and part of the riddels. I had so much problems with the second one(partly cause i whas 13 and bad at english, still am)

the first whas something like: I have a bridge and two holes that blow or something.... 4 letters!

the other whas about being dead and wet and the ansvere whas fungus or spunge...

PLZ you old gamers, i have the game and no manual and no energy to check out the riddle that way. mail me a answer plz! it´s bugging me....


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