This is a classic 'word chain' game. I will get the ball rolling by starting a sentence and then someone after me will continue it. When a sentence is finished a new one should be started that relates to the first one in some way so the end result will be something like a crazy story. First some ground rules.

1) Try to keep to clean humor please
2) No going over the five word limit
3) If you finish a sentence and still have words left use the remaining one to start the next one without posting a combined total of five words.
4) If you want to talk about the game and submit five words please do so in seperate posts or at least seperate the 5 words from your comments by several lines to make the story easier to read.
5) Go crazy, this is meant to be for fun, sanity has no place in this topic, so... :bleh:

The following is an example of how to add to a sentence.



first post:

The ugly hog sat on...

second post:

a fuzzy pink sock that...

Alright, here is the first part.
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The beat up old Ford...

Variant on game already started?

(note the five words ;) )

No. This is a new.

That is a good thing :)

Did we actually already start? :sneaky: :huh:

Need twenty posts for ISOs.
:)

Y'won't get far posting here... :sneaky:

Dammit, didn´t know about that.

Well now you know, mon.

thats what i call spam=P

Spam's irrelevant in this game ;) :D

(Please forgive my double post most glorious mods....)

Let's get this game started -

Once upon a time, the...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lulu_Jane @ Mar 1 2007, 12:22 PM) [snapback]281489[/snapback]</div>
The game was already started in the first post.

The start was: The beat up old Ford...

It looked lik a sig <_<

=P
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lulu_Jane @ Mar 1 2007, 07:22 PM) [snapback]281489[/snapback]</div>Ford was beaten up by..

sex

Come on people... Beat up old Ford... Picture an old junked out old Ford that is barely holding together. What type of Ford could it be? Pinto, Mustang, F-150, tow-truck, ect. Who might be driving it, where is it going, does it even run, and the list of possible details. This could be taken in any direction and the story doesn't even have to be about the Ford. It could be mentioned just once in the story and it wouldn't matter. Just have fun and stick to clean humor while your doing it.


The beat up old Ford...

which never got a part...

...that it needed to be...

...a perfectly shaped car for...

former united states president Bill....

Clinton, who was an eager

to have sex in car

and then lie about it...

to the people in Irak.

and then he'd get stoned...
(figure out which kind of stoning yourself. its your choice how to take it)

In a car called dodge.
(wtf lack of inspiration)

that drove off a cliff...

came back as a zombie...

... only to be introduced to...

The edge of the world...
(inspiration has returned :brain: )

-- where children play and daffodils...

..get owned by insect spray..
(it rhymed =S)

... Which is hardly inflammable BTW...
(No points for me today)_______?

EDIT: It rhymes too :) didn't see that at first

Anyway, look at that airplane..

"No it's a bird" observed

But that bird was decomposing

after flying though clouds of...

spores from Martha Stewards nose.

The spores decended on dodge...

And kill the people....