Post weird products that'll never be put to use...
Like this: http://www.ibuzzusa.com/

Oh, my God :blink: ... what else will these guys invent?

I've seen this before... I prefer to do it with real girls, not mashines :D

Well some people obviously prefer music to get off, probably because they cant find a girlfriend. :blink:

Put up a warning for links like that! Obviously I should have read more of the thread, before clicking, as Playbahnosh's post was a clear indication that it was some kind of sex toy. Fortunately, the child on my lap was still pre-literate.

I am reminded of the ladies underwear with a pager pocket on the front, the pager is set to vibrate, of course-- adds new meaning to 'obscene phone call'.

USB George Forman.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/igrill.shtml

So What?

Why do so Stupid and Hide the Truth?

Tell 'em the Truth about the World as Early as Possible, otherwise they will Hate you for that Years of Lies!

How can someone call himself "Adult" and then act so Stupidly to Junger People?

I Don't Get it!

But Back to Topic Now!

That Stuff is Sick!

Damn Pervers!

Jesus!

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type like this?

anyways i can't remember where but i had a picture of a chinese sticks with a fan, so the food is never hot

So What?

Why do so Stupid and Hide the Truth?

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I could go into a long diatribe about how I am not hiding the truth, but protecting my children from a great lie. Anyone who thinks the only point of sex is reaching orgasm, as the device implies, has a very incomplete and fractured view of the whole affair.

There is a large agreement that the purpose of a human's ability to engage in sexual activity outside of mere procreation is to ensure that couples stay together long enough for their offspring to reach adulthood. Pornography and masturbatorial devices distort what sex is supposed to be, and these distortions can prevent a man from ever accepting a real woman as a sexual partner. She becomes merely a different device intended solely for his enjoyment.

I tried to make it short, I hope it still makes sense.

Back on topic . . .

The award for the most useless invention surely goes to neuticles-- prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.

Not gonna comment on how corrupt this topic has gotten...
but...

amen

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I second.

Ah!

Very interesting Argument.
You Won! :ok:

For things like this, there are "special" sites. This site deals with old games.

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I third

For things like this, there are "special" sites. This site deals with old games. [/b][/quote]
Links please! :bleh:

For things like this, there are "special" sites. This site deals with old games. [/b][/quote]
Well I found this on a gamer site so...

For a wonderful moment there I thought you could get a tiny George Foreman who plugs into your USB slot, but it turned out just to be a grill :(

Well I found this on a gamer site so... [/b][/quote]
That's damn publicitee. On Abandonia aloso are ads about go to google - here, web scripts above me - so that's nothing. I mean, there are "special" sites of adult content (in Russian I would say in bad language to make clear what I want to say :) ).
About links in post above...
Well, that's joke, I suppose. Although, I can give you some links if you want. :sneaky:

hmmm :whistle: nah ill be right thanx. althouuugh... I know a few people at my school who might appreciate them... :sneaky:

hmmm :whistle: nah ill be right thanx. althouuugh... I know a few people at my school who might appreciate them... :sneaky: [/b][/quote]
:D I knew that we'll understand each other! :ok:

There are actually a LOT of these in the Internet. Most are probably fake, but this stuff is 100% true (Note that these sides are in Finnish, but there are pictures):

Balance bowls. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=667 If it is full of some liquid, it will in perfect balance. However, if there is nothing in it or it is not full, it will not be straight. 33 euros for this?

RoomDefender. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=328 Just look at the picture: What do you think it does? If you go too near it, it will fire you with mini bean bags. It will also talk in a Robocop-stylish voice. It naturally comes with a remote controller.

Dummy Camera. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=439 It looks like a camera, but it isn`t. If someone walks near it, it will follow the movements and a red light will be lit. It doesn`t record anything, so it is mainly for fun.

A brick. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=407 Looks like a brick but isn`t. Soft in really. But looks like a real brick. 19 euros?!

Das keyboard. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=634 Well... Now we have an explanation why are there bad grammar in Internet. A keyboard without any letters of what will a button do.

Monkey picked tea. http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=124 Really. What will they think of next?

And the strangest to last...

Coffee that has been vomited by an weasel! http://www.pulju.net/shop/product_details.php?p=125 Do I have say anything else? What kind of person would buy this?

Ahem... are you sure its vomited?From what I heard,it goes out from the other end :whistle: .
It is said to have "smoother" taste... :D

Heh, I'd love to have a dummy camera and a room defender at my front door. Observing the people walking by then (through a window :P) would surley be fun XD

Ahem... are you sure its vomited?From what I heard,it goes out from the other end :whistle: .
It is said to have "smoother" taste... :D [/b][/quote]
Regurgitated means puked, rihght? I can only read the bag, I don't speak that language.

Regurgitated means puked, rihght? I can only read the bag, I don't speak that language. [/b][/quote]
Translations are never guarenteed to be accurate.

But, hey, if you're not sure, just buy a bag, brew it up, and tell us all if it tastes more like bile or shiet.

As for these products finding a customer base, I don't doubt they do. There are some pretty nasty things people eat and pay alot of money for. Things that when I tried my body about near purged to get them out as soon as possible. So the idea that people want their coffee "naturally processed" one way or another doesn't surprise me.

Gives me the jibblies, but doesn't surprise me.

Well I think this monkey picked tea and vomited coffe is more like of a gag-present to a friend....or foe. It may be true that it is vomited, but I don't think it's aimed for major consumption ;)

Well I have already heard of coffe that's proccessed (out of rear end) by cats, but not by weasels...

Why?

Id buy the RoomDefender and probably the brick. The RD sounds pretty cool, and i can throw the brick at my teacher on April fools :ok: :tomato:

It supposably gives it special aroma, and it's one of the most expensive sort of coffe...

Mmmm yummy! Tasty! Expencive.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4896230.stm

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