^He doesn't know that they no longer say Ni! but Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing

^needs new batteries in his hearing aid.

^ knows about that problem.

^ wears a feather in his cap.

^ wears a feather in his scalp

^ has a bone through his nose

^Has a nose through his bones

^ sniffs on bones.

^ Snuffs Jones

^ surfs on top of cars.