^ Alcohol-induced entertainment. ^

^ is scared of spider on the ceiling.

^ Does not want the game to be distorted

^ Is distorted. ^

^Is even further distorted from my perspective of the center of the space-time continuum, from which I can see that Lemmings will one day escape from the computer and rule the Earth.

^ Is a Lemming. ^

Is using lots of circumflexes.

^Is using the Internet

^ Is downloading games from Abandonia

^Is Incorrect at the present time