I made it hard to continue so...

pissed about their horsetails, they continued their travel
to the lord of the rings planet where they find good friends
in the orks and decided to...

The previous one wasn't hard to continue, but OK...

Open a barber shop and make ponytales out of hair of orks, so they would be even more effective in battle, because their enemys will not only tremble with fear and disgust while listening and smelling the orks from a far, but they'll fall to the ground laughing at the sight of their pony tales with bows and ribbens in them, just like little kindergarden girls!

Sadly for the horse mutants, the resurrected Sauron, known now as Mecha Chicken, didn't like them making the orks looking funny. So he sent two Arch-Balrogs to make hunt on them.

but the hobbits are not affected by their new tactiks and give them a hard fight...

EDIT: I guess we posted at the same time...
I was refering to
But they decided to eat him - after all a chicken is a chicken :bleh:

and hobbits are tasty too

So there's a huge feast that turns half of the hobits into canibals and makes all of the orks drunk. So the creature no-one sees and is lurking around the feast in the shadows of the clouds on the dark night sky desides to...

...run home because of the...

...total lack of character development. He didn't know who he was or what he was doing here...wherever "here" might be. In fact, he realized that he wasn't even sure he was a "he" at all. A quick check revealed that...

He had no idea what he was looking for