^ slaps the metal stick.

^ practices punching on a metal stick (ouch) :p

^ has almost surpassed his 1030'st post

^ didn't look far enough into the future

^ looked through the crystal ball instead of in it.

^ can't follow my dreams

^ forgot about MY forecasting frequency: on every bottom of every cup of coffee there is coffee grounds...

^ Studies coffee grounds... :thumbs: Must be very exciting, are there any job opportunities afterwards?

^ is on the search for employment

^is aware of the huge employment capabilities of the soothsaying industry. Probably suffers from some german tv-stations due to that... :suspicious: