^Thinks I think of of gay sex

Dont try to fool me dude, you tought about it first.

^ doesn't know that the whistle of a soccer referee has a strap on it so he won't drop it too easily.

^Made it all clearer

^is confusing all of us now with his statement "Made it all clearer" ....
:wacko:

^ needs a hand.

/\ Has two.

^ has two as well but they are more petite and slender than mine.

^Would lose to me in a Street Fighter 2 game.

/\ Would lose to me in a game of backgammon (it's this super l337 game that all the cool kids are playing ;) )

^ is t3h backgammon-über-pro... or similar...