Well arete as MM knows I am availible for certain services.......I am very skilled with matches...................just leave it at that. (On a not joking note, that sucks arete, hope you manage to work it all out. :sad:)

I would be fine but it feels like my arm is broken if I move it the wrong way. Not looking forward to going to the doctor.........plus I felt my skull move the other day......CAT scan for me, if one thing goes wrong it all goes wrong.

Poor Sith Muppet. They'll have to take us both behind the woodshed and shoot us :ouch:

I'm sorry, the woodshed has been slashed. The financial crisis, you know. We can offer a multi-use plank, though.

Vertically used, we can tie you to it and shoot you. But modern weapons are expensive, so we could throw a knive at you. But there is a metall shortage and the prices are going through the roof, so I think we sold all our knives. We could throw a plank at you if we had a second one.

Horizontally used, you could jump into a pool with sharks. But with the new animal protection laws, maintaining sharks is not payable anymore. Fortunately, recent wars for water emptied our pool, so you can jump into the hole. Did I say hole? Oh, yes, we sold the pool tiles to the children with that lemonade stand. Let's hope that they don't notice that it's not the newest type of frisbee. They are juridically smart and would file the hell out of us at court - and I mean that literally. But holes ... we have plenty of holes. You are welcome to jump into one of our holes anytime, 24/7.

I don't want to speak of rotating the plank and get up your hopes. We have neither a propeller-driven aircraft nor a ceiling fan. And those Asian martial arts actors are difficult to heir these days. They all became divas somewhen in the middle of the last decade. Always want a "fresh", preheated plank, and only their favourite wood - teak, oak, mahogany, ginkgo, elm, rowan... It seems they have played too much of this Poke-a-Man or how you call it.

All the evils the flesh is hire to? :D

Thanks Lurksen. I think I can go into this next week in a better frame of mind.

Oh well you can't always get what you want, at least my pain is just physical, no need for a hole just yet. But there will be if the nurse sticks the needle in the webbing between my fingers again....can't find my veins she said.

worried. no more pills for my epilepsy and a stupid woman took my recipe the last time i bought them.

Horribly annoyed with people.

shut up and go to bed before I take my belt off!

^I thinks that's something we'd all like to see.

Feeling like i should probably stay away from large drops and sharp objects today .....

feeling like "goddamn, I have so many things in this house!" cause I broke up with the girl I was with and now I'll move out...somewhere. dunno where yet.
next time I'll have only 5 shirts, 5 pants and 7 pairs of socks on me. and eleven cameras >.>