I bet that if I stay inside the ship during the mission, and maybe hide in warehouses... then I too would be made a Captain.. I like the sound of that ^_^

Edit:
Nothing wrong with that occurance of yours... Were you reading? Huh? Huh? No.. you were writing... See? Perfect sense. :bleh:

Sorry to intrude, but I been on 5 missions until now and I killed 5 Aliens, yet I'm still second class...

But it's not that bad, I still got a lot of opportinities to showcase my talents. Better like it than not, desk jobs are usually way too boring. :sneaky:

Sorry, but I don't control the ranks.

28th April 1999

- Guess what men? You're going on a terror site.
- Awwwww.
- And, it's gonna be nighttime.
- Awwwwwwwww.
- And, you have no flares.
- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
- I'm kiddding, I'm kidding. About the flares. Also, Skyranger-1 gets to have the honours.
- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

In the meantime...

L.O.L - They're not taking us to another terror site. Remember what happened last time? Now quick, everybody to the hangar.
Skyranger-1 quickly takes off and sets off to Hawaii to have a party.

- Well, in light of recent events, Skyranger-2 will have to take this mission. Sorry about that. Also, the Hangar's been locked, so don't try any funny stuff.
- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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I'm too hansom and young and hansom to die... *sniff*

Ermm... great :whistle:

Okay, guys... walk softly, and carry a big stick that spews plasma. :Titan:

That's my advice, anyway. ;)

You're right, Sarge.

I've already killed one alien. I will kill more :Titan:

But... But... I wanted that mission :cry:! I'm so tired of the Coffeemonster...

(hugs legs and cries as the voice of the Coffeemonster invades his mind)

More coffee!

Please, please, please can you resurrect me? It'd be good of you and stuff.

"I lIkE kIlLiNg AlIeNs."
<Intercom crackles and then the pilot's voice can be heard>
++We're going through some turbulences, team. Brace up for a tough ride++
<Too late for Horseman - a direct head-contact with the wall. This had to hurt>
*fizzle* *crack* *SKWREEEK*
<Shorted circuitry, apparently.>
*WHIR... WHIR... WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
<Eh? Sounds like he had a disk read error of some sort...>
"CRITICAL ERROR"
"REBOOT"
<Horseman's eyes flash and become dull for several minutes. Then they flash red for a second and become normal again>

"Ouch. What the hell happened?"
<Yikes! He's back to "normal". Aliens are in for a big surprise...>

"Where are we going? What? A PARTY? AN EFFIN PARTY? NOT ON MY SHIFT!!!"

<Five minutes later, all the people in Skyranger-1 are incapacitated by a number of Stun Bomb explosions. :whistle: >
<Naturally, excluding Horseman...>

<Fifteen minutes later, Horseman smoothly flies Skyranger-1 back into the hangar, much to surprise of the entire hangar crew>

Hawaii here I come

:Brain: :Brain: :party: