Why is my suit pink. O_o

Heh, go me! I must be the luckiest member of this entire squad, getting shot at all the time and never dying because of it. :angel:

A severe blow to the mad USA/Aliens conspiracy. :bleh:

I managed to survive :Brain: :Brain: That was something I didn't expect.

SupSuper :drunk:

*WHIRRR*
"WheRe Are the alIeNs?"
"KIlL aliEnS..."
<That brain-chip damage must have been serious>

I didn't do anything...... I just covered Doublers back. :tomato:

I know why sailor Mars wasn't hit by the aliens..... it....was..... THE CHOSENS GHOST PROTECTING HER!!!! :ph34r: *sectoids really wet their pants when they see ghosts.... and ghosts would do the same to sectoids he they had pants or body to do it... LOL*
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After managing to "presuade" the scientist......

"HUUUUFFFFMMMM!!!" -> *Scientist tied up with promiximity grenades*

.... to use the Lab's bathroom (hey he may be a manga otaku.... but he is a gentleman.....gentlewoman.... ARGGHHH!!! HOW WRITES THIS GODAMN SCRIPT!?), Dash suited up and went to the skyranger.

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Inside the UFO....

Doubler - Ok..... watch my back....

Dash - O.....Ok..

Doubler goes out the conner of the UFO in a matrix scene firing his weapon at the unsuspected sectoid....... missing all the shots and landing on face. *BUMP!*

However the Sectopid dosen't notice them since it's his lunch time and he's eating his favourite BRAIN JELLO (Mmmmm Jellooo.......).

Dash trys to cover Doubler but he's to afraid to do anything... so doubler just stands up puts the gun next to the sectoids head and pull the trigguer.... spreading the alien brains all over the Jello.

"I just love my Jelloooo........ *boom*"

Doubler - "Me too...." :D

Dash stands ralking to himself...still frozen up.....

Doubler - Hey rookie! You all right?

Dash - They were so ugly..... I was sooooooo scared..... and..... WAIT A SEC!! WHY I'M SCARED OF THIS DEEPS*** ALIENS!? I'M A MAN!!! AND I HAVE TO DO MY JOB AND KICK SOME ALIEN behind!!

Doubler - Eerm....suuuuuureeee you are ...... :eeeeeh: *SHHH (radio)* I'VE GOT ANOTHER MIND CONTROLED HERE!!!!! *SHHH (radio out)*

And so Doubler spent all the mission with a spare gun pointed at Dash.....just in case. :whistle:

That was just an experiment :P
<!--QuoteBegin-Doubler
But, eh... How about producing some more armor. Please?[/quote]Been taken care of.

Anyways, last night my ISP went down so I decided to get some work done, therefore I've already got a whole terror mission written and ready to post. Which I will do... in some minutes :)

I have to make my team: you all did a great job in the last mission even if i wasn't there with you :tomato:

I thank you very much cause all you worked hard for my promotion :tomato:

Now i have to waste more money for another party :ok:

4th Apr 1999

Intercom - Interceptor-1, a very small UFO has been detected east over Russia. Coordinates are being sent. You are to intercept and take down the UFO
Interceptor-1 - Roger.

Interceptor-1 takes off and heads for the UFO. As soon as he spots it, he fires a Stingray missile which turns the UFO into dust.
- Haha! Take that!
*BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP*
- What the? Uh oh, this doesn't look good. Interceptor-1 to Abandonia, I'm picking up a large UFO near the previous UFO, landing over a Russian city, over.
- Crap, must've been a forward scout for a terror site. Alright Interceptor-1 we copy that, return to base.
- Roger.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...bisrk_site.png

Intercom: All assigned personnel to Skyranger-1, a new terror site has been detected. Get equipped and head for the hangar ASAP.

Assigned List:
- Horseman
- LOL
- OvErLoRd
- ReamusLQ
- Jacek Dobrzyniecki
- Moogle
- Quintopotere
- Kon-Tiki
- Swiss
- Spookyfish
- Fruit Pie Jones
- Magic
- Blood-Piggy
- Bernie

Youre right.

But my powers arent enough to protect him.
Im asking you,Otaku Dash,to protect my little sister(He also likes Japanese things).