Wait Tom, I should be directly before doubler?

Has Tom changed his avatar? All I see is the smurf as usual, but with the title "where's the aliens?".

I'm a girl? :blink:
Everyday you discover something new in X-Com LOL

But what I wanted to say is that I'm sure you'll all do well on this next mission. Keep you're wits about and kick some alien @$$ and all should go smoothly.
Good luck people :ok:

:P

Aiee I've been lost in action and not re-hired. Oh well...

Upon being dropped near the X-Com Base, Dash enters the Facilities....

"Oh man.... when my mother told me about me guetting a job I didn't have this in mind......"
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Mother - You have to pay your share of the house bills... so your grandmother called saying she had a job for you.....

Dash - "You mean...... I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF AN ALL GIRLS DORM!?" :D *allucinating... been reading too much Love Hina*

Mother - "No... your grandmother made a pack with the secret services.... they'll forget her huge BINGO Dept if you go fight for the fate of the world against some aliens that will MOST PROBABLY Blow you to smithereens (SP?).... You start today! Have a happy work's day honey!" :bye:

Dash - "And what if I don't go?" :not_ok:

Mother - "Then she will most probably bust your knee caps with a shotgun....." :D

Dash - :cry: :tai:
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"ARGGGHHH!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!! " :wall: "why do I always get into this kinds of troubles..... oh well nothing I can do.... I better read some manga to calm my nerves....."

Dash, starts walking towards the personal quarters.... but he is so absorved in his Hellsing manga that he enters the lab instead.....

"Oh this is good......"

Scientist - "HEY WATCH OUT KID!!!!"

*ZAAAAAAPP!!!!!*

"ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"

A huge raygun fires directly at Dash... followed by a huge blinding light.
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??? - "Hey kid...... you alright?"

Dash - "Arghhh.... My head hurts......"

Scientist - "You appear to be all alright..... thank goodness.... Kosta would serve my head on a plate if he knew I was frying up the rookies..." :tai:

Dash - "Erm... doc....... I feel wierd......"

Scientist - "ERM...WELL... you are just a little bit changed.... a minor setback....

Dash - "I fell as I have something on my chest.... wait a sec......"

*!?!?!*

Dash - I HAVE BOOBS!?! :blink:

Scientist - "...erm.... *oh man... what am I going to say to Kosta now!?*"

Dash rushes out into the labs bathroom.....

*silence*

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Suddently the whole base echoed with a cry of pain........ it was the omen.... the omen that.....

Dash - "MY MANHOOD IS GONE!!!!!!" :crazy: :cry:

Scientist - *I'm so dead now......*

Dash - "WHAT THE F*** DID YOU DO TO ME DOC!?"

Scientist - "Well..... we were testing the effects of an alien Transmutating device..... it seems that your gender has been changed......."

Dash - *frozen*

Scientist - "Well... it think I can work some solution..... but you have to give me time......."

Dash - "TIME!? YOU BETTER COME OUT WITH AN ANTIDOTE NOW OR......."

The labs megaphone began to funcion "All rookies must proceed to the Armory and suit up.... a UFO was just found by our radars......."

*Frozen*

Dash - *Suit up means..... GIRLS BATHROOM!?!* :eeeeeh: *fear*
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How will Dash face this situation? WILL HE BE ABLE TO RECOVER HIS MANLINESS!? WILL HE BE ADDICTED TO SHOJO MANGA NOW THAT HE IS A WOMAN!?!

Don't miss the next episode of "GENDER CHANGED DASH!!!" LOL
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(so yeah.... I'm a girl now.... :tai: :P I don't know if that's bad or good. LOL )

Yes. This is his avatar:
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/4623/av988vc.png

Same here.

Thanks Tom!

I'm going to do my best and even more! :ok:

Those aliens will learn to fear our team!

@Dash: I'm sorry for your... accident... well, don't tell it to everyone, but is the same that occurred to me! You'll see that being a girl here is not so bad :whistle: :ok:

How did it let this happen,letting the aliens control my mind?

*TheChosens spirit raises from his body and hovers to the SailorMars*

TheChosen: Sister,im gonna be away for a while,please take good care of everyone.

*Before TheChosen disappears,he mumbles....*

TheChosen: Death is just a beginning, il be back.

*Later, there have been numerous reports about having a ghost flying around the Abandonia base*

Who are we gonna call? :bleh:

Tararararara...tararararara..... GHOSTBUSTERS! LOL~

Hopes that The Chosen gets revived soon... that yellow robot arm looked cool (ff7 fan -> Vincent rocks).

Quintopotere -> As long as no-one trys to anything funny all be alright..... *gets redy to slap anyone who touches her...i mean him... whatever*