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ReamusLQ, concentrating on the fire ants, does not hear the rumble of the Double Wasp until it is too late. He looks up and turns around just in time to see the twinkling of the eight .50-cal Brownings in the wings of my P-47 before he is reduced to little more than red gelatin. I pull up, roll once to the right, and head back to base...knowing that I'm not likely to make it there. :)
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And how wrong you are.
I cunningly let you touch down, making you think you'll have a safe landing. Just when you feel relieved that nothing bad happened on the way I quickly build a brick wall in front of your plane making you :wall: untill you pass out. :bleh: |
Seb, tired and thirsty from buliding a brick wall in record time, finds a conviniently placed glass of water. what he doen't know is that I secretly put spce monkeys in there, so when he drinks his next glass of beer... :cheers: :blow:
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I tie a1s to a solid steel chair and tape open his eyes and ears. Then I put him in a huge stadium with a Michael Jackson concert going on. Equip the band with military grade 200 DB woofers and turn it up to the max. After two days of agony, I will ask Jacko to give him a *private concert* in his own villa. a1s dies, slowly :whistle:
(No offense dude :D :ok: ) |
:blink: that is the most horrific thing anyone could do :eeeeeh:
how does one tape someones ears open or are they already open? LOL just kidding i take a huge genarator(to powere the cd player for ever) some headphones and a cd player with the newest NSYNC cd inside and i screw to playbesosh's head then wrap it arround with ducktape and i let him live his agonizing life of forever listening to that horrid music. he dies of suicide LOL |
I look at whoever Shunk's enemy is and poison that person.
When Shunk Eat Enemy Shunk Die. :D |
that is a great idea, unfortinatly you are shunks enemy.
<injects sebtianos with a litter of calcium cyanide> {Side note: I have nothin g against you, you just happen to be the last person to post before me... Seb: yeah right! :angry: a1s:honest!!! :angel: } |
I know you've nothing against me. I've got nothing against you either, so don't take this personally...
I'm imune to calcium cyanide (old football injury... :huh: ), so you couldn't kill me this way. But that littre of calcium cyanide did make me :sick: all over you, which caused you to slip while trying to run away from me and you fell an broke you witlle biddy neck (and taw a putty cat on the way :whistle: ) :D |
Sebatianos gets a call from his old pals, the Ghostbusters team.
There's an old abandoned building that is infested with Slimer ghost demons (hope I got the name right), and they need help to capture \ exterminate all the demons. Of course, Seb jumps at the chance, and runs straight into the building. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he is careless. The Ghostbuster team are in the middle of trapping a Slimer demon with their energy guns (again, sorry if I got the name wrong), and accidently zap Seb, along with the Slimer demon, into the trap. :tomato: Poor Sebationos. Confined to an eternity of being stuck with the Slimer demon inside that tiny box you call a trap! :evil: :D The Ghostbusters team are wracked with guilt and decide to retire. :bleh: |
What's wrong with Ghostbusters?
I want to kill the new LEC. Hehe. |
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