...Your mind ran away from boredom.

You might be sane if?

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:o I'm new here, don't hurt my gentle newbness.

Don't worry, we don't bite. You did manage to finish a sentence from somewhere in the middle of the thread though.

And hello.

...Your mind ran away from boredom.

You might be sane if? [/b][/quote]
...you had enough time to run away before being totaly infested by the insanity of this forum.

*Just kidding, welcome to the site! And I do feel kinda flaterd that you decide to continue my ...if..., but like Beef said - please just reply to the last one ;) *

You hadn't enough time to flee from the insanity of this place, because...

...You were held up by an army of tuba playing squirrels!

You can't resist their cute, yet jazzy charm because...

Even while playing the tuba, they still do the "Did I leave the oven on?" thing every once in a while - even when under the control of the spirit of jazz ("Ow! Why didn't you tell me my hat was on fire?" "I thought that was your look.") they're still charmingly concerned about domestic appliance energy costs/fire risks.

You know your hat's on fire when...

...you scratch your head and get second-degree burns on your fingers.

Fingers are expendable if...

you have hexadactyly syndrome.

You might have hexadactyly syndrome if...

some doctor says you have it to sound big

you have to believe him because

you're too stupid to know what hexada-what ever means.

You're stupid if...

you're one of those people who jams two obviously unfit puzzle pieces together and breaks them.


You're destructive if...