Nope. I was laughing from the very creative way you described.

I open a grimoire, dig out a piece of chalk and proceed to draw a pentagram on the floor. Then I surround it with two circles.
After that, I get a jar with blood of some unfortunate creature and begin writing down a number of mystical symbols between the cirles as well as at the intersections of the pentagram.

Sifting through the pages of the grimoire, I find the right incantation and begin reading it aloud. :kosta:

Withing the pentagram, a cloud of smoke appears, coiling around itself and growing. Finally, something appears in the middle. Only a lithe outline of a female is visible at first, then further details can be noticed, like a pair of bat wings on the back and horns growing out of the forehead.

"Yesss... a succubus."
"Go and do whatever you want with that fellow called Reup."

Reup is going to die soon, altough I doubt he's going to have any objections, considering how pleasurable sort of death it's going to be. :evil:

The moon has turned to blood, the seas have boiled, locusts and plagues have spread across the world, and all signs of the apocalypse have been fulfilled. Now is the time for the four horsemen to come forward and spread their doom upon humanity.

Why only four you ask, while the fifth one walks among us?

Because when the stars fell from the heavens, the poor fifth horsemen (not being to bright) went outside to watch and ended up being crushed by a falling meteor.

I tie ReamusLQ to a pole at night (because hes a vampire) and watch him burn alive as the sun rises

I get technology installed in my body like Gully Foyal has in Stars My Destination, and using my super increased speed, slit open Shunk Eat Enemy's chest, crack his strernum open, remove his heart, and hook the ventricles to a pump that keeps him alive. I then watch him writhe in agony as he survives for a few hours as a heartless abomination, and then I very slowly remove his intestines and strangle him with them. :evil:

I tie up ReamusLQ to a cross (maybe even nail him to it), then stick his eyelids with ducktape (tape from ducks) so that they're open all the time and then play with the magnifying glass on them. Heck, he burns to hell!!! :evil:

(No offense... :whistle: LOL )

I make Troop18546 sign a match with Sub-Zero in an office building and when he does his flame fatality the sprinklers go off and all that watter melts him away.

LOL

@ Sebatianos
Thats a hot one. LOL
Anywayz, the flame would melt away and Sub-Zero would die of waiting while I would be trying to dry my throat. LOL

I'd hang Seb by the neck over a pool of sharks and wait what happens.
(Try and get out of this one! :evil: LOL )

http://www.abandonia.com/~sebatianos/icon_hang.gif <--me (don't ask where the sharks are).

Well I wouldn't even try to get out of this one. I'd die and then return to haunt you for every single second of your life you'd try to enjoy.

Just imagine:
You find a girl that really turns you on and you're ready to score with her. You take her to a nice room with everything just right. She starts stripping and the thing in your pants is getting really hard. She wants you and you want her even more.

Just the I apeare as a freaky ghost scaring her away leaving you completely horney and unsatisfied. :twisted:
And this would happen every time - so you better rescue me from those sharks yourself, if you don't want to have such a life. :sneaky:

LOL Nice smiley.

Since you put it that way - scenario:

I save you (who knows how) and then, you thank me for the rest of your life (although it was me who had put you there in the first place.) :roflol:

I walk up to troop18546 and punch him in the face. He yells "WTF?" and tries to punch me back, but as he does I side step him, rip his arm off, and stab out his eyes with the bone shards in his arm. I then smear honey on him and watch the fire ants eat his remains.