nose picking and nail biting!

You might bite your toe nails if...

...you could make your neck bend that far.

You might be able to make your neck bend that far if...

....if you could disconnect your spine like Rubber Man from the Teen Avengers. Unfortunately, this is out of your league.

However you could still join the Teen Avengers if...

you bribe them to let you in

you might bribe them if

...you have lots of money and nothing else to do with it.

You'll make lots of money if...

you get bill gates to sign a fake will unknowingly and assassinate him while he sleeps

you assassinate bill gates if...

... he's about to explain that Windows has no bugs anymore.

Windows would be bug free if ...

(apple had done it :D )

...pigs fly!

Pigs fly if....

they drink Red Bull...

People drink Red Bull because...

they're nostalgic for that childhood cough medicine flavour.

The best thing to do when you have a cough is...