...they're both after the same bloke.

A non Australian would say bloke only in a case of extreme emergece of...

...blatant blokeness.

The word "blokeness" would be mentioned in the OED if...

... I would have written the OED and if I knew what the OED is.

I would know what the OED is if ...


(I know - I have one copy here on my desk ...)

I had written a 15 page essay on it.

I would have written a 15 page essay on the OED because...

of some very lazy English teaching at school.

I'd much rather read the Concise Dictionary of French Slang because...

... i'm french but who knows, i might learn something.
I might learn something if...

... this might be a way of getting the attention of Francoise, who does Statistics.

Beef would start calling himself "Boeufsurl'Os" if...


Edit: Curses! Too late. Bloody French! :bleh: Just ignore my post.:(

...he really wanted to get Françoise's attention.
Simultaneous posting can't damage this thread because...

EDIT : Takes a minute to find the french for Beefonthebone right ? LOL

...this thread's armor plating is too thick.

30mm armor-piercing shells might do the trick, but only if...

they're French made ones.

French ammunition is widely held to be superior because