Youre talking about my little sister.....

So I'm dead?

*?Afterlife? Or at least something like that*
*Horseman is speaking to Sailor Mars*
"Darlin', you wanna hit on me, then do it, cause I'm free. But don't use guns for that, cleavage is enough, baby." LOL

"I just hope you'll have a better aim in your next life..."

"Wait a moment... what the hell I am speaking? Where the hell I am?"
"Neural net damage, I guess. I'm an effin' android..." :borg:

And meanwhile, in a warehouse of the Abandonia base, stands a blackish metallic cylinder.
Suddenly, its surface springs to life with multiple lights. Something within begins to stir...

*SKWEEEK*
*KREEECH*
*00101011*
*10101101*
*FFAF089B*
*BC13A801*
*AHFDJGAJ*
*FJFJDFKL*

*WARNING: CRITICAL SYSTEM DAMAGE*
*DSR SYSTEM INITIATED*
*INTENSE DAMAGE TO HEAD SECTION*
*BRAINCHIP DAMAGE: POSSIBLE HIGH DATA/EFFICIENCY LOSS*
*CAN BE REPAIRED*
*MEMORY SCAN INITIATED*
*3% CIRCUITRY NON-OPERATIONAL*
*ESTIMATED 5% MEMORY LOSS*
*INITIATING REPAIR ROUTINES*
*0%...*


The surface of cylinder flashes to life with glowing green circuitry, as one of the most insane, unpredictable and unstable agents of X-Com to ever exist begins his long way back to "life"...

Some people are going to have a serious bad day when they learn about it...

*Kosta's office*
"WHAT? A ROBOT? WE HAD A GODDAMN TERMINATOR ON OUR TEAM???" :ranting:
"Not a robot, sir. Android. The difference is..." :tomato:
"I DON'T CARE WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE!!! WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME???" :ranting:
"R&D boys built him recently. They wanted to check if he could simulate human behavior correctly..." :tomato:
"AND??? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE COMMANDING OFFICER HERE!!! I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT EVERY SUCH CASE!!!" :ranting:
"Well, Sir, now you know. And all the soldiers do as well, only a complete retard would not notice that something was wrong when that rookie girl shot him on the head. I mean, normal humans don't have that much metal and circuitry inside their heads..."
"Some don't even have enough brains there to remember rule one: Always tell your command officer what you are going to do."
"Allright, sir. I'm going to go to the mess for dinner, then I'm leaving outbase for a date with..."
"Idiot. Out of my office, you braindead moron."
"Sir, I'm not Braindead, Braindead is in charge of..."
"It was an adjective. Now get your face out of my sight before I shoot you."

By the way...what happened to me? Am i dead?

well i saw your name in KIA list but i am not sure

You have already been resurrected.

The res queque as copied from page 1:

Im alive?

But me to the next mission! I will show those alien bastards who is boss!

If nothing un expectedly happens, i think we should (in the furure) transfer either cmd. Duckpatch or myself and capt. Beefonthebone to the new base to battle it out who will be the next commander.


///MJ

That mission was so catastrophic I got promoted for staying at home and not being involved. Yay!

Alright people, Gather Around!

It's that time of the month again, and it's time to go over the new teams. Now... after the unfortunate mission in Brazil, where we lost an entire team of experienced soldiers the new build-up looks like this:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b2...chartmarch.png


Duckpatch!
From now on you wear an aluminium cap day and night! You are not to blame for what happened in Brazil, but we are not going to take any chances from now on.

BeefontheBone & Mats Jonsson!
The two of you are great leaders, and since A1s and L.O.L. kicked the bucket, I think you two are the best suited to take their positions. Congratulations on your promotion, Captains.

Fruit Pie Jones!
After seeing your display of Combat Simulation in the warehouse, I believe that you have the skills needed to lead a team, but just to be on the safe side... Spookyfish! You will be Fruit Pie Jones' second in command. The two of you combined should whip that team of yours into shape. Good luck!

Peregy!
You take over BeefontheBone's place with Moogle as your fellow squad leader.

Fawfulhasfury!
You are in charge of the smallest team of soldiers. However... their lack of numbers is balanced out by their experience and skills. You have some of our most promising soldiers under your command, and I am confident that you will take good care of them!

Doubler!
In Brazil you proved that you have what it takes to stay calm under pressure and take out the enemy. You are hereby promoted to Sergeant and will lead our last team together with ReamusLQ.

Eagle of Fire & Blood-Pigggy!
You two are lean, mean fighting machines who never give up even when the odds are against you. You are the main reason why we managed to get out of Brazil with only 7 casualties on our side. Amazing effort! However... it is obvious to me that you are both best suited to following commands, rather than giving them. At least for now. You are two of the best darn soldiers we have, and your team-leaders should take notion of this and use you accordingly.




As for a final note, new recruits are coming in to help fight the alien scum.

And there's a party in the messhall later tonight, and all off-duty personell should report there to have some fun.

*REPAIR IN PROGRESS*
*MEMORY SCAN COMPLETE*
*RESTORED 98,37% OF STORED DATA*
*DATA STORED ON TRANSFER BRAINCHIP*
*REPAIR PROGRESSING*
*11%...*