the gm said "gentelmen start your motors" and yours didnt start

you have developed an extreme phobia regarding pink blamanche and giant rabbits with knifes who stare at you mouthing the words "kill, kill kill, " if

...you've been exposed to too much Radio 3.

You are a bloody hypocrite if...

whilst covered in blood you contradict yourself

you are ready to die if

...you see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it turns out to be an incoming train.

You are a pathetic case if...

you look at the world that surrounds you and think why do i bother existing,
your just another statistic if

...you have a Poisson distribution.

You think distributing fish would be a great idea if only...

Flipper was still on tv...

Flipper would still be on tv if...

you left your TV instead of removing it, so Flipper felt down form TV :D

you removed your tv because...

...you were sick of watching Flipper.

You prefer Skippy over Flipper because...

it makes you think of Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo.

I'd tell you to kiss my chuddies if...