b

while peeing on the floor, secret switch of teleporter to another dimension begun to work...

you are teleporting to XEN like (half-life) planet with oxygen and habitants looking exactly like atractive womans WITHOUT breasts, whose are not as vulgar as TheChosen is :tomato:

so..

a. you will teach them some chosen manners=) :tomato:
b. keep walking straight to the "City of Attractive Womans Without Breasts"
c. find some window and jump of it

C

It turns out the window is high above ground level. You begin to see something below. What do you do?

A, Hope it's a trampoline and continue falling
B, Move outta the way
C, Quit wasting time and bash your head into the wall beside you. Smashing you scalp open, then slowly scraping your skull away, soon hitting your brain and your brains fly out and land on the ground. Then buzzards will eat your brains and eyes and other parts of your body.

c

here we go again:

You are on a literautre class, everybody is reading, the teacher is blabbering sh!t, utter boredom. You...

a, throw paper grains on the head of the man sitting in fron of you
b, stand up and leave class
c, start screaming "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOREEE!!" and jump outta the window

You throw paper grains on the head of the man in front of you and proceed to water the grains, a paper vine grows, breaks through the roof and extends far up into the sky...

1) Climb the vine
2) Light the mans vine on fire
3) Temporally save the game while you go eat a peach.

B.


You light the grain with your lighter. The man starts to scream and runs around the room while everyone is laughing and pointing at him. What next?

A. Nows your change: Escape from the class! (But not trought the window)
B. Pee on the burning grain
C. Flirt with the teacher (She's a female and She has a very large breasts)

( d, Jump outta the window :P)

C

You go up to the teacher to flirt, she is still blabbering stuff not looking at you

a, start looking at her breasts
b, do her in front of everybody
c, give up and get a life

C.

You walking to the door. The teachers took out rocket launcher,and tells you to go back to your sit . you...

A.Run to the door
B.Jump on teacher
C.Go back to seat

B

You jump on the teacher and do her in front of everybody's frowning eyes...

a, you get on with the teacher
b, you realize what you've done and jump outta the window
c, you steal the rocket launcher and blow the hell outta the class

C.


You hear tracked vehacle. what you do?

A.Search for more rockets
B.Run like the wind
C.Suicide by hiting yourself with rocket launcheer

A

Once more rockets are obtained from the janitor's closet, I

a Shoot the 'tracked vehicle'

b Hide

c Attempt to find your own 'tracked vehicle'