All the lemmings in the park commit suicide with plugging out the 220V cable and putting them on themselves.

Imperial Intelligence sets foot on the hill, they clean up the mess and starts to work.

However, Corran Horn leads a flight of X-Wings in, and they kill the Imperial Intelligence people.

Then, they build a new base for Rogue Squadron on the hill.

George Lucas films his "prequels" and now everybody hates star wars and everyone leaves :p



I build a wooden bench on the hill, paint it green, and an old man sits there reading the newspaper.

The old woman comes and explodes with 2x damage. The old man lands in the water and drowns.

I build a medical research institute.

Unfortunately, all of the employees at the Linux/Mozilla/GNU HQ you destroyed come, move all the important research stuff to other places, and turn the center back into the aforementioned HQ.

An army of rogue androids come and destroy the Linux/Mozilla/GNU HQ and turn the survivors into their robot minions. After destroying the HQ, the androids build a factory to create more androids for their army.

Magneto finds the base and destroys it.

Then the Zerg take it over.

The monolith eradicate the Zerg and create a secondary Wishbringer on the hill.
Anyone passing by will have to join the C-Consciousness.

However, they do not notice the red beam pointed at the center, until the nuke hits the hill.

The hill is relocated to an area with Son Goku guarding.

A movie agency notices Son Goku guarding the hill and asks him to star in their next movie. Son Goku agrees and the movie agency builds their studio on the hill. The hill is now owned by the movie agency. :max: