Ask someone to download and burn this one:
http://www.free-av.com/en/products/1...ue_system.html
Run it on your PC, check EVERYTHING (including archived files, cookies, ahwell, everything). It's pretty self explaining and easy to use.

Nothing will be installed on your PC. It runs completely from the CD and it is kept up to date.

BTW, it will be needless to clean up your system if you stick in an infected USB key, self burned CD, or run whatever program that's infected, you'll go in no time back to square one and will have an infected and screwed up system again.

And stay away from those pron sites.

if you want to just grab the files on the slax, pick kde. it's a noob friendly gui

Alright, I got my files, got a new computer we're all good. Thanks guys I couldn't have done it without you all :)

you got a new computer?? because of a virus? woah man

what happened to the old computer?

My brother in law is formatting it and we're selling it, this computer (the one I'm using) was one of my brothers, it has uber amounts of ram which I needed for my art programs and such so he sold it to me and ya haha