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Aw you broke it! :cry:
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The farmer innediately stopped dancing as he noticed all the animals staring at him.
"You broke it, I said" a small pig told him accusingly, and the farmer looked around. On the ground by his feet was a nest with a squashed egg. "um... Thats fixable. All that's needed to fix the egg is some"... |
I am quite confused at this now. But who cares.
Continuing: ...."pig skin" he said to the pig with a look of insanity in his eyes. |
He raised his axe, gave a shrill laughter only a true psychopath can achieve, and an after the terrified pig.
"Oh no, what am I gonna do now" the pig thought as he ran for his life. Suddenly he spotted something in the corner of his eye. "Ah yes. That'll do. Now all I need to do is to"... |
..."take only half of it, which is aproximately 20 mg, and drink it with some"...
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...Red Bull, which he had heard would give him wings. Fortunately, he happened to spot a full six-pack left behind after last night's Deus Ex Machina concert. Unfortunately, he had neither fingers nor thumbs, so opening a can did not seem possible.
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So he went to magic land to find the special magic can opener which pigs can use, but on his way...
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...the crazy farmer that was chasing him, stoped chasing him. So the pig decided to..
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...get back, but got lost in a huge dark forest , where he...
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found an extremely hot 14 year old girl called Lucy who...
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