Never?

You´re an odd case...
(which is only good)

I just like more the DUTCH version :whistle:

what?? santa DOES exist after all????

my parents told me some day that it was all a big fake, that there's
no red clothed man with a long beard riding a reindeer-pulled slide
shouting "ho-ho-ho" and delivering all the xmas presents...!!

they'd hit me rock bottom with their confession and little strobe was
crying all night long :cry:

and now santa is writing a post in this forum proving my parents were
wrong all the time! yippieeeeh!!! :Brain:

so, santa, tell me: is it true that you are not wearing pants under your
costume????

I kinda know it since I was 4 or 5 years

I've also heard rumors about that

Santa, are you aware that you spelt your name wrong? :whistle:

You really shoudn't believe all your parents tell you! They're pathological liars. Why I can remeber your dad saying at the age of three, that he puched the easter bunny strait on the nose because he didn't get a milka with raisons and nuts!!!

I guess my coat won't be red next year, my contract with Coca Cola expires this spring and I'm thinking of signing one with After Eight, so I'll probably be wearing a green uniform next year! I also think it makes me thiner, but I'm worried someone might think I'm just a dwarf not the real Saint Nick!

I'll kill Rudolph for spreading this rumor!!! It only happened one year! I was delivering these gifts and really had to go and find a toilet, but then I got an idea. There was this little mean kid and I came to his house and did my thing, but after that I didn't have any toilet paper, so I used my underwear and threw it away. So for the rest of the night I wasn't wearing anything under my costume, but no otherwise I have my underpants!

Oh and Puffin, you weren't such a good girl this year, so you only get a potatoe. But if you'd be any worse I'd do the same thing I did to that kid a few years back - when I lost my underpants!!!
Here - you can see for your self!!!

Hey Santa! You didn't give me anything! Come back! :ph34r: :sniper: :help: :ranting:

You'd think so, wouldn't you... you... little prick!!! :evil:
But the fact is, that's how my family name is spelt and it's the rest of the world that makes the mistake of spelling it differently! :bleh:

And what would you do all the time before the next winter?.. :whistle: