I format your hill and install XP. I stand on top of the hill, naked, shouting "BILL GATES IS GOD".

You get arrested for being naked in public. I take over the hill and take a big dump on the top of it, and then proceed to eating and rubbing myself with my own feces, enjoying every moment of it. Yay.

At which point you die, never knowing what happened, as a gigantic penguin named Tux shoots you with a ranged weapon from Freedroid RPG.

I wash the hill, then build the new headquarters of GNU, Linux, and Mozilla on the hill. It is outfitted with all the latest computer equipment, and there is a fire pit in which the employees gleefully burn the copies of Vista that were included with their computers.

Sadly, a team of Microsoft elite, equipped with EMP grenades, destroy said HQ.

A combined team of the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants form a base on top of the hill.

And then M-Day happens again, and they all die in great torture.

I make a hippy circle with hot teenaged british chicks and we proceed to eat mushrooms and trip all around the hill.

The mushrooms were all poisonous and you all die.



I build a haunted mansion.

I pick up the phone. Who am I gonna call? Ghostbusters. They destroy the ghosts and build a new HQ on the hill.

The government closes their operation, liberating all the trapped ghosts.


I build a nice castle full of knights, bards, dancers, cooks, archers and a simpleton with a spoon.

After a row about melee or range fighting between the knights and the arches in the local tavern, the population of the castle start fighting against each other. The castle gets so many damage from the used siege weapons that it collapses. Those who were not killed by each other has been buried alive under the ruins of the castle.

I build a Manfred von Richthofen memorial on the hill.

I move said memorial to a nearby park, then proceed to build the Castle of the Lemmings! It used to be Dr. Brain's, but he lent it to the Lemmings. They've also invited their friends, the Pingus (Linux equivalent of Lemmings, but they look like penguins).