^ Wonders around going God save the Queen! Who wants some scones and tea?

^Doesn't realise that i'm more Mick than POM.

^ Doesn't realise that it makes no difference to an Aussie.

^Doesn't realise how many relatives I have in Australia.

^ Forgets that I came from England, or at least my ancestors did, on a boat....they didn't want to come but they did.

^Is descended from a shoe thief.

^ Ancestors lost out on the deal.

^Lives in a country where everything on and off land conspires to kill him.

^ Dosn't know that just makes you tougher.

^can't stand outside without audibly crackling.