Abandonia Base. Hangnar. Interceptor-1.


Tc: I need some peace and quiet. No one needs this Interceptor right now, so im going to blast myself into hawaiji for a week.

Tc manages to navigate the ship out from the hangnar and in to the sky.

Meanwhile, at the console room.

Braindead: Commander Kosta, the satelite system detected four huge mother ships approaching the main base. Recommendations.
Kosta: Send Interceptor-1 to check the ships. The spirits of the dead guys sometime mess the radar system and give un-natural results.

Interceptor-1:
Console: This is braindead calling Interceptor-1. There is four huge ships in the border of the Finland and Russia. Scout the area and report back, over![Shzzz]
Tc: Oh well, i just might check.....

Interceptor-1 arrives in the position. There are four GIGANTIG Ur-Quan ships.

Tc: Oh $hit...
Console: This is Ur-Quan leader calling the pathetic human ship. Our ships are cabable to destroy your ship into atoms. Prepare to be beamed up in our ship or prepare to be destroyed.

Tc is beamed up in the mother ship bridge.

Ur-Quan leader: You, human, are very lucky. Youre going to see the massive explosion of your HQ. Then, we will torture you and sell your body parts to various alien races.

Aliens take Tc to the brig. Just when theyre about to throw him in, Tc grabs the gun from a nearby gun-rack and blasts the aliens.

Tc: Lets see....1. Report to the Kosta 2. Kill the Ur-Quan leader 3.Set self-destruct system in all four ships 4. Come back alive 5.Kick some alien @$$.

:roflol: :roflol: :roflol: just love that sentence.... just like little fish would say :P

Teehee.. I got BOOBIES!
*giggle*
Hey, do these give me any Stat upgrades?

No, but your armor will be a lot less comfortable.

Goddammit! First, my Apoc armor shrinks, and now I grow these! What am I supposed to do?

Zounds, inapropriate content!!!

hmm can I join?

And if I can-give me laser rifle!

To those still unaware:

I CAN NOT ACCESS MY COMPUTER. My dad took out the RAM so I can't even turn it on, so I'm stuck using my mom's computer. Problem is, the saved games are on my computer. Which means, sad as it may be, this game is temporarily on hiatus until I can access my computer again.

I'm still pondering what to do in the meantime... maybe start up a Superhuman TFTD game :evil: to keep you entertained or something.

I do believe we would like that. :)

Good idea :ok:
just don't kill as all on ship missions :help:
remember-research gauss first!

and if you don't wanna-I can do this for you?