How's this? "What's with the pointless necromancy?"

Seems so.
But the thread is pointless anyway... maybe it could find home in Forum Games.

"This can end in two ways, Morphix.
And in both of them... you die."
-Duke Nukem.

Sulik: What can we and I do you for?

Fallout 2

Favourite game: The Neverhood

favourite lines:

Hoborg: Half a cheer for Klaymen!
Crowd: Hip Hip Hoo!

Hoborg (after a ponderous moment following Kloggs fall from grace): You know, I never really liked that guy.

Willy: It all start with Hoborg, a being who had to create, because... ....he had to.

"Wake up, wake up my friend... ...think of me as the one you trust the most...", the first lines from the Hitman intro. They are just so... how should I put this, so exquisitely dubious.

Chief: Attention all Crew! Prepare to Abandon Ship!

Aces of the Deep

As JC Denton looks down a three hundred foot pipe with a dangerous fan in it...

Bob Page: Jump! You can make it!

Now who remembers:

That doesn't seem to work.

Has anyone mentioned Star Control 2 yet? That game is stock to the top of fantistic dialogue. My favorate is the FotFotPiks explination of how they discovered fire, the wheel, and religion all at once. But that's a long one, so here's a shorter one:

You: You have attacked us before, and we survived! You cannot defeat us. Submit!
Kohr-Ah: We did. You did. Yes we can. No.

So many good Kohr-Ah quotes. I just have to do one more:

You: I cannot understand why you do this.
Kohr-Ah: Your understanding is not necessary.

So evil.

Then there's the Spathi "Safe Ones" on their homeworld talking about the Spathi you have on your team (The Spathi are a charatersiticly cowardly race):

Safe Ones:If you held a weapon to Fwiffo's head, he would say anything you wanted him to say.
In fact, if you held a vegetable to his head he would probably say anything you wanted him to say.

I had mentioned SC2, but included nearly no quotes. They're good.